Crack-Life is a retarded, unfunny, racist, offensive mod. It was made from total boredom. It features a bunch of overused jokes and memes that only get more annoying every time you hear them.

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After years of development, let's hope it was worth the wait. Crack-Life: Campaign Mode is now released.

This mod is standalone, therefore you don't need the first crack-life to play this. This mod features an exciting and also traumatizing and weird as hell campaign, that is a sequel to the first Crack-Life.

New features also include:

*New weapons

*Secrets

*New enemies and bosses

*New training room that provides a totally decent tutorial

Like the older crack-life, I will not try to fix most of the bugs, but if a gamebreaking glitch is found, it would be nice to report it.

Crack-Life is dead?

Crack-Life is dead?

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HELL NO! MOD IS NOT DEAD! It's been quite a while since the trailer was released, so I decided to keep in touch with the people who are actually waiting...

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

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And you laddies thought that Crack-Life was the end... It's not ogre yet. Crack-Life is making a return with a new campaign sequel to the first one!

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Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Full Version 61 comments

A new crack-life adventure, opens up to you, with tons of new enemies and weapons. After Fordon Greeman came back from Nazi Germany, he was arrested and...

Crack-Life

Crack-Life

Full Version 86 comments

The first full version of crack-life. Don't bother telling me the bugs since I am not going to fix most of them, I have other things I am planning to...

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bullfroglet
bullfroglet

i have an error that says unable to load authentification library,exiting.. i tried to change video in options from software to d3d to solve the problem but it seemed that it wasnt compatible with the mod and i cant play

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gatuno2
gatuno2

/game dir/hl.exe -console -d3d -game clcampaign

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bullfroglet
bullfroglet

same result..If i reinstall everything would it make a diference?

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bullfroglet
bullfroglet

tried reinstalling and pretty much the same error,even with the older version of this game, although i can be able to play tf1, ricochet...

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oop23
oop23

Pozdrowienia z Polski :)

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TheGeneralFilms
TheGeneralFilms

Full song list here
Youtube.com

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TheGeneralFilms
TheGeneralFilms

How did you make the headcrab voice?

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Guest
Guest

Can i please have a standalone version because i cant get half life the normal game so if you would make a cracklife pre installed in halflife downloadable i would be very grateful c;

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AHMED-KABBARY
AHMED-KABBARY

that's not possible.....you need to buy the game, or pirate it.

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Baba_Booey
Baba_Booey

Great JoJ

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Guest
Guest

Anyone know the song name for the sound file "alien_cycletone"?
Thanks.

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wEight
wEight

remove kebab?

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gatuno2
gatuno2

Crack-Life or Crack-Life Campaign Mode?

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