Cold Pants Inter-Planetary Tournament mod for Half-Life 2

Description: The year is 2369, 100 years earlier, the Human race coordinated a widespread combing of the galaxy to find suitable planets for them to colonize on. All of this was due to the fact that all of the powerful nations decided it was time to start dumping their nuclear wastes anywhere they could. On a routine mission, a Chinese shuttle encounters a bend in space which, upon entering, leads them to a huge, purple planet named AskkDiixxZuusIROlph (phonetically spelled of course) but it was later re-named to "Planet Alpha". When the Chinese onboard of the ship met with the intelligent life that inhabited the planet, they came to an agreement (a rather stupid one) Human soldiers would be entered into a tournament of epic proportions, involving 4 other planets. The prize was a newly discovered planet, complete with a custom atmosphere for the winning race. (not all of us breath oxygen you know!)

As payment into the tournament, the Chinese gladly offered the Earth as a potential firing range for prototype IGPDM (Inter-Galactic Plasma dispersing missles). So now, with Earth at stake (even more than it already is), the Human Race's finest must do battle with the competing race, the Valaz to try and save well, Humanity itself.

INTERESTING TID-BIT
The origination of the tournament's name Cold Pants is the Valaz word for small goat "Ccoolda Pyendds" (phonetic of course), which has absolutley nothing to do with a tournament or killing.

This mod will be based around comical guns and interesting environments encompasing all of the planets that are involved in the tournament. (Think UT on crack)