A comedy-based mod for C&C Generals: Zero Hour, the C&C Crazy Mod adds downright absurd and hilarious units you'd never see in any other mod.

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█Brunez█
█Brunez█

First!

Lol! Now the battle filed will be transformed in an amusement park!

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ComeradeStalin
ComeradeStalin

Damn guy, no fair it is me who deserved to be the first!(I guess I refreshed this page too late...). BTW did you find rotr's intro song you looked for in the reference I gave you?

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V.Metalic
V.Metalic

Dont say loudly "transformed" :P

Ou my god... is there anything what can stop you from awesomeness? If you will keep up, Chuck Norris will think you are overwhelming him, something not good :D

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feillyne StaffSubscriber
feillyne

Out of the way! ^^ ^^ ^^

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ComeradeStalin
ComeradeStalin

Haha it is so funny...BTW does this antenna have any use or it is just visual feature? Or maybe due to this (since jeep weaponless) thing Hummer will have wider scouting area and antistealth abilities? If so it will be good addition when you expand this unit.
And one more thing Jordan - tons of my crazy ideas are expecting you on this mini forum.

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Hahailost
Hahailost

I can see it now, the warzone, with these things bumping the scorpians out of the way...

I think the antenna is supposed to represent the thing that touches the ceiling in the bumper cars arena. You know, sometimes it sparks.

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BananaClip
BananaClip

Adding on to the fact that bumper cars are electrically powered, maybe you could script it to be disabled when your base power is down?

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mobius117
mobius117

can the infantry still fire from inside, and is it in any way faster than the armed humvee?

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ComeradeStalin
ComeradeStalin

Yeah infantry still can fire from inside, as to the speed I guess it is almost the same.

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cybeats681
cybeats681

LOL, now we'll see the ultimate David vs Goliath battle: Bumper Humvee (the David) versus Overlord (the Goliath).

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mobius117
mobius117

yeah what WOULD happen if this bumper hummer drove head on into a large unit like the Overlord that crushes smaller vehicles, who would win?

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Vegantor
Vegantor

nice

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BigCheese256
BigCheese256

Bumper Carz! >.<

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liberty_wings
liberty_wings

WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!BUMPER HUMVEES!!!!!!!!

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BananaClip
BananaClip

Rofl i'de like to see this go against a terrorist XD. Maybe you could give it a Dixie Horn sound every time you select it?

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d00msdaydan
d00msdaydan

Imagine this: there's this giant huge convoy rolling across the field, and suddenly, a massive line of bumper hummers come and ruin it.
BTW the vehicles will take extra damage if they bump into each other right?

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Handgun_Hero
Handgun_Hero

DODGEM CARS YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds fun, though does the vehicle damage itself when it hits something, also can infantry still fire out of it?

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The-Light

You don't have a limit of good idea's, or do you?
I hope not!

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ComeradeStalin
ComeradeStalin

Two more questions Jordan:
How does this Hummer act against buildings?
And are you going to add amphibious units to your mod?

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Samster01
Samster01

Awesome idea Jordan. The entire concept of it is WIN. :P

Can't wait to see this in action against tanks. :D

- Sam

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SоrataZ
SоrataZ

So if I use that thing against an Overlord for example, will it bump the Overlord away as well? Or only small vehicles?

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Hahailost
Hahailost

Depends on the weight of the vehicle.

If you used the Fan Truck on all the units, you would see the Overlord and other heavy-looking units dont fly very far.

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n5p29
n5p29

will they also bumped when attacking? or just the target that bumped? and will they each other?

if they can, it will be funny to see the bouncing events.

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Bird_of_Prey
Bird_of_Prey

That's going to be one wild ride for any troops you put inside of there. Though it'd be great for parties and bets.

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darkfirez5
darkfirez5

love it!!! and the antenna on top is just a great touch :-D

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Arkeolog4
Arkeolog4

Will you add sparking FX for the antenna?

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SоrataZ
SоrataZ

+1 support

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Jordan_[CNCRE] Author
Jordan_[CNCRE]

Already been done.

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getoboy0
getoboy0

UUUUHHHHMMM okj wel done nice XD

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Hahailost
Hahailost

Chuck Norris - USA
Mr. T - GLA
Bruce Lee - China

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ʇɐuʞɐʇǝp
ʇɐuʞɐʇǝp

BUMPVEES!

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TheRedHawk
TheRedHawk

this is not crazy enough, it misses one thing : nothing! ITS CRAZY ENOUGH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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KBraid
KBraid

Francis- "mbum-percarrz!"
LOL that's a good idea i made! Have Francis in the driver's seat!

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WackyModder[84]
WackyModder[84]

*Mattias* WHOOO!! BUMPER CARS!!

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SkuDG
SkuDG

WAIT! I DONT HAVE INSURANCE!!! safety FIRST!!!!

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Gunmanryu
Gunmanryu

Give me that !!!

imma will crush the enemy !!

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The newest melee unit in the US arsenal, the Bumper Hummer is a Hummer converted into a giant bumper car. Originally used in amusement parks and carnivals, these heavy bumper cars can crash into other vehicles, doing a decent amount of damage. They also cause the target to bounce off of it, sending it flying a ways away.

Available via the Melee Vehicles commandset in the USA War Factory, and only cost $700 to build. They can still hold five troops as well, making it an effective variant of the Humvee transport. However, it no longer has the anti-personnel turret.

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