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4 comments by DarkyPwnz on Feb 8th, 2011

Allies win the war but not long after,a guy with lots of hair called "Cane" appears out of the frying pan. His name is mockingly added "Candy",kinda reflecting his behavior. Anyway,the guy has armies of cyborg monkey plushes and starts invading stuff. He then captures Futuretech along with the Chronosphere. Seeing that situtaion is bad,Allies,Soviets and Empire unite and they decide to drop weaponized mech MCVs from the space with parachutes or if that country is worth it,with dropships. Meanwhile,green cystals start to cover the entire world and next thing you know % 99.99 of the world is covered with that stuff.

The unholy alliance then decides to plant strange hubs everywhere that would blow all those green crystals,which was found weird as they could have done it 60 ago,in case some random alien green crystal decided to invade the Earth. Anyway,that is not the only thing that is invading the world so the trio has to deal with the Legion of Plush Monkeys. The Monkeys push all the way to Britain and old coastal guns and some peacekeepers can't beat their Khrowe Battleships or Threatnaught ships so Allies decide to swim back to the US of A and surrender.

Then,Einstein and a group of 0 organic Monkey Plushes come via the Chronosphere from the beginning of the universe. Cane says "YOU!" as in like "I really hate you but I can't strike because you'd *** me up". Then Einstein says IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZ0R,then a blue ball which clearly isn't a laser comes out of this mechanized arm then goes at Cane,while his loyal Cyborg throws itself in the way and gets a pitiful death. Then,Candy Cane laughes maniacly then jumps straight back,falling into his demise. It is then revealed that it is actually a portal that leads to the Cyborg Monkey Plushie homeworld. They shoot all their nukes into the portal then send one of their men with a god-knows-how-long rope and asks them if Cane is dead. "These monkeys are quite durable,nothing happened to them at all,nor at their city. Its just that..." Cut the chatter soldier,what happened to Cane.

He replied smiling,"What Cane?" Then ofcourse they ask Einstein about what happened to him while Cherdenko gets into the room and screams "BUT WE ERASED YOU!!!". Then,Bingham Von Esling says "WHAT!? You were supposed to be in the Cryo Prison you..." "Whatever,I already have another time machine made" was the last words of Cherdenko before being shot by atleast twenty Cryo-pistols. One of the Monkeys with Einstein says: "We're the TimeTravelling (TM) Monkey Plushies sir,we're in the minority. Cane has tricked our people into their assimilation and now controls them as this soldiers and personal massage therapists. Einstein came to the future to save us from our utmost demise and now we do time travels chasing Cane. We still haven't succeeded through,apparently your nukes did. Now that Cane is erased,our people should be back to normal. BTW,I think you nuked my wife but she should be ok,we have anti-earthling weapons fur you know." Then Einstein says,"Of course it took care of that Cane,as it was me WHO created it. Well I had plenty of co-workers but heh,let not-so-smart-people think I'm the only one responsible."

Then a lot of blah blah blah,and some "How are you,again?",monkeys decide to come to Earth. Then,lots and lots of alien spacecraft land on the earth,with man-sized adorable Monkey Plushies rolling out of it. It is now 25 years later and Soviets and Allies are still fighting while Empire and the rest of the world are enjoying it with their popcorns on the laps. Thanks to the invulnerability modules brought by Monkey Plushes,war is actually a non-lethal but extremely fun sport now. Through Cryo,Desolator,Nuclear and weird alien tech weapons are banned from this sport.

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Héllalujah! Mar 15 2013, 10:26am says:

Hello there! =D =P XD

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GeneralOwn3d Mar 16 2011, 11:13am says:

That avatar... I love it.

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Eagle19 Dec 31 2009, 12:34pm says:

Happy new year dude

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master_oli-p Dec 25 2009, 3:57am says:

merry christmas!

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ruby92 Dec 14 2009, 9:59am says:

u changed avatar!

this new avatar ish sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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Jake@War Nov 26 2009, 1:46am says:

Thanks Darky!

I'll get right on that task of mine... see-ya!

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ℱℓσℊℊℯɾ✈ Nov 9 2009, 6:23am says:

100 years old ??? lol

and why not joining tank lovers group ?

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GriffinZ Nov 1 2009, 9:47am says:

Death to america!!! (just kidding, i love capitalist fatherland)

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DarkSolaris1337 Oct 30 2009, 10:04pm says:

Shut your ******* mouth, you god damn ******* terrorist.

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R3ven Nov 1 2009, 7:56am replied:

get off the ************* internet now, you stupid dumbfuck

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