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Who is a bro?: A bro is a person who would give you the shirt off his back when he doesn't want to wear it anymore. A bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. In short, a bro is a life long companion you can trust will anyways be there for you, unless he's got something else going on.

  • A bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bros are all doing it.
  • Whether he cares about sports or not, a bro cares about sports.
  • A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro.
  • Bros do not share dessert.
  • Unless he has children, a Bro shall not wear his cellphone on a belt clip.
  • Even in a fight to the death, a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.
  • A Bro shall always say yes in support of a Bro.
  • If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take the secret to his grave. This is what makes them Bros, not chicks.
  • A Bro never leaves another Bro hanging.
  • If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown.
  • A Bro never admits he can't drive stick. Even after an accident.
  • Should a Bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow bros will not make lame jokes such as "Give me three!" or "Woah, that crazy thing you did really took a lot of ball." Its still a high five and that Bro still has a lot of balls... Metaphorically speaking of course.
  • All Bros shall dub one of their Bros his wingman.
  • A Bro never dances with his hands above his head.
  • There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.
  • When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and losers. Those two aren't necessarily separate.
  • A Bro doesn't let another Bro get a tattoo, particularly a tattoo of a girl's name.
  • A Bro never removes his shirt in front of other Bros, unless at a resort pool or the beach.
  • A Bro doesn't comparison shop.
  • When on the prowl, a Bro hits on the hottest chick first because... you just never know.
  • When in a public restroom, a Bro (1) stares straight ahead when using the urinal; (2) makes the obligatory comment, "What is this, a chicks' restroom?" if there are more than 2 dudes waiting to pee; and (3) attempts to shoot his used paper towel into the trash can like a basketball... rebounding is optional.
  • A Bro never rents a chick flick.
  • A Bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If women insist on having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly, they're not that heavy.
  • A Bro never cries. (Exceptions: watching Field of Dreams, E.T., or a sports legend retire.)
  • Upon greeting another Bro, a Bro may engage in a high five, fist bump, or Bro hug, but never a full embrace.
  • A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro.
  • When asked, "Do you need some help?" a Bro shall automatically respond, "I got it," whether or not he's actually got it.

Yes, most of this is taken from elsewhere, but its too funny not to share.

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holla-atchaboi!
holla-atchaboi!

I have to agree with Darth Ten10dix, you must just be that awesome! and thanks for the add, you got some cool stuff around here

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selfprofessedgeek Creator
selfprofessedgeek

thanks man, I see you're new.. and have an apparently sith looking person as your avatar. You and Darth Ten10dix would get along I'm sure :)

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holla-atchaboi!
holla-atchaboi!

He accepted my friend request, so I guess you're right!

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selfprofessedgeek Creator
selfprofessedgeek

How is it, that I got more views when I never logged in for months on end, than when I was active and involved?

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Ten10dix
Ten10dix

You`re just that awesome :D

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selfprofessedgeek Creator
selfprofessedgeek

hah I wish... and welcome to my page. Nice to meet you :)

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Ten10dix
Ten10dix

I was just strolling like I useally do and saw a chance to be funny for once and took it lol. Btw the Bro code this is awesome :P

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selfprofessedgeek Creator
selfprofessedgeek

Thanks, I knew it had to shared among the masses :)

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Arcones
Arcones

Wow, way to copy me :P

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selfprofessedgeek Creator
selfprofessedgeek

I haven't been to your profile in forever dude, so I wouldn't know. And I honestly don't care, just trying to hit lvl 12. Now I'm happy and can leave.

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