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Who is a bro?: A bro is a person who would give you the shirt off his back when he doesn't want to wear it anymore. A bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. In short, a bro is a life long companion you can trust will anyways be there for you, unless he's got something else going on.

  • A bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bros are all doing it.
  • Whether he cares about sports or not, a bro cares about sports.
  • A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro.
  • Bros do not share dessert.
  • Unless he has children, a Bro shall not wear his cellphone on a belt clip.
  • Even in a fight to the death, a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.
  • A Bro shall always say yes in support of a Bro.
  • If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take the secret to his grave. This is what makes them Bros, not chicks.
  • A Bro never leaves another Bro hanging.
  • If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown.
  • A Bro never admits he can't drive stick. Even after an accident.
  • Should a Bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow bros will not make lame jokes such as "Give me three!" or "Woah, that crazy thing you did really took a lot of ball." Its still a high five and that Bro still has a lot of balls... Metaphorically speaking of course.
  • All Bros shall dub one of their Bros his wingman.
  • A Bro never dances with his hands above his head.
  • There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.
  • When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and losers. Those two aren't necessarily separate.
  • A Bro doesn't let another Bro get a tattoo, particularly a tattoo of a girl's name.
  • A Bro never removes his shirt in front of other Bros, unless at a resort pool or the beach.
  • A Bro doesn't comparison shop.
  • When on the prowl, a Bro hits on the hottest chick first because... you just never know.
  • When in a public restroom, a Bro (1) stares straight ahead when using the urinal; (2) makes the obligatory comment, "What is this, a chicks' restroom?" if there are more than 2 dudes waiting to pee; and (3) attempts to shoot his used paper towel into the trash can like a basketball... rebounding is optional.
  • A Bro never rents a chick flick.
  • A Bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If women insist on having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly, they're not that heavy.
  • A Bro never cries. (Exceptions: watching Field of Dreams, E.T., or a sports legend retire.)
  • Upon greeting another Bro, a Bro may engage in a high five, fist bump, or Bro hug, but never a full embrace.
  • A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro.
  • When asked, "Do you need some help?" a Bro shall automatically respond, "I got it," whether or not he's actually got it.

Yes, most of this is taken from elsewhere, but its too funny not to share.

And all these demons, they keep me up all night
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Arcones May 11 2011 says:

Fine. Awesome... Oh wait so is that one...

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selfprofessedgeek Creator
selfprofessedgeek May 11 2011 replied:


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Arcones May 10 2011 says:

Stop being so friggin' classy!!!

Actually, I think it's epic :D

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selfprofessedgeek Creator
selfprofessedgeek May 10 2011 replied:

Classy is my middle name, man. I just naturally exude classiness.

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Arcones May 2 2011 says:

Here you go ner'vod

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selfprofessedgeek Creator
selfprofessedgeek May 2 2011 replied:

thanks man

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iQew May 2 2011 says:

Your avatar is really simpatico and your name, aswell ;)

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selfprofessedgeek Creator
selfprofessedgeek May 2 2011 replied:

Why thank you! I'm not ashamed to admit I had to look up the definition of that word, but hey! Now I know a new word! :P

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iQew May 10 2011 replied:

Me too :p

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Urban_Chaos_99 May 1 2011 says:

cool profile pic


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selfprofessedgeek Creator
selfprofessedgeek May 1 2011 replied:

thanks man! I see you're going for the whole "I'll show you my face, but not all of it 'cause I'm wearing my sweet shades" look. :P

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Urban_Chaos_99 May 1 2011 replied:


hehehe! yeah.... i could say the same but

there is only one difference yours aren't tinted ;D

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selfprofessedgeek Creator
selfprofessedgeek May 1 2011 replied:

Yeah, but I made sure to be far enough away that you can't see my features well. :D

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Urban_Chaos_99 May 2 2011 replied:



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