Alex, that one dude you don't know, joined Sep 20, 2012

Won't be on Desura much anymore but I'll occasionally pop my head in to see what's up... If you want to play games with me you can find me on Steam under the same username. ^_^

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So, the other day this dude walked up to me and said "Yo, Alex. What are cats?"
Well, here's what cats are:
*cough* Wikipedia *cough*
The domestic cat (Felis catus or Felis silvestris catus) is a small, usually furry, domesticated, and carnivorous mammal (Which means they might eat you if they're too hungry). It is often called the housecat (Who knew?) when kept as an indoor pet, or simply the cat when there is no need to distinguish it from other felids and felines (Yep). Cats are often valued by humans for companionship (They're so cute!) and their ability to hunt vermin and household pests (True story).


Now, this same guy asked me another question...
"Hey man... what exactly are pineapples?"
Good question. Well, according to a site (definitely not Wikipedia...), a Pineapple is:

... a tropical plant with edible fruit consisting of coalesced berries, and is the most economically significant plant in the Bromilakaka family (nailed it). Pineapples may be cultivated from a crown cutting of the fruit, possibly flowering in 20–24 months and fruiting in the following six months. Pineapple does not ripen significantly post-harvest. Pineapples are consumed fresh, cooked, juiced, and preserved, and are found in a wide array of cuisines (Wowza!). In addition to consumption, in the Philippines the pineapple's leaves are used to produce the textile fiber piña- employed as a component of wall paper and furnishings, amongst other uses (Tasty and convenient!)

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

Educating cool kats everywhere since... uh... I don't know.

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Batguerra Jul 7 2013 says:

Where are u dude? Haven't got time to be online huh?

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lenlawliett May 7 2013 says:

hey, ssup,
Doraemon guy :D

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moddlord1 Apr 18 2013 says:

waz up! how is the martial arts going did you perfected your megaton punch.

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moddlord1 Mar 25 2013 says:

friends now! *_*

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moddlord1 Mar 22 2013 says:

waz up! like the pics you posted and your avatar of the greatest hero off earth special forces.

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Miscellaneous-P Mar 25 2013 replied:

Thanks. :)

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_w_ Feb 23 2013 says:

Have yourselves a potato too sir, but you need to relax it first in a warm bath so it will not attack you when you pierce it with your fork.

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Rexango-XV Feb 14 2013 says:

Happy Valentine's Day!

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Lucífer Feb 3 2013 says:

hah. Hah. harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :D

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Lucífer Jan 17 2013 says:

A lot of women should call me son by that logic.

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