All about Chuck norris even the summary is afraid so just join before you get Roundhouse Kicked to death and dont ask quistions
the real,the coolest,the meanest,your only motherfucker and he dont deny it....is Chuck Norris
Just some check Norris Jokes and facts,The summary field must be at least 50 characters in length.
Facts youy should know and they are important at the same time they give you an extra 0.01 % of survival from chuck norris
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"I heard you were once bitten by a king cobra?" Stallone asked to chuck Norris.
"Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain … the cobra died” Chuck replied.
That's the FACT that everything tried to harm HIM only have DEATH!!!
You guys should know this by now.
how can you be a freaking atheist and LOVE CHUCK NORRIS??? HED ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOUR ***
Do you mean me? Everyone is entitled to their own religious beliefs.
i am a Christian, but i agree that everyone has the right to choose their belief.
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They say that Jesus can walk in water, but Chuck Norris can swim in the road
Chuck Norris didn't even need to open a door the door got scared and opened it self.
Seatch in the internet if you want to know the fact.
lol sakura xD
you made batman and superman in rank of a god, im sure they will never forget your kindness xD
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