All about Chuck norris even the summary is afraid so just join before you get Roundhouse Kicked to death and dont ask quistions
the real,the coolest,the meanest,your only motherfucker and he dont deny it....is Chuck Norris
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Facts youy should know and they are important at the same time they give you an extra 0.01 % of survival from chuck norris
Hey give moar chuck awesomeness please ...
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
"I heard you were once bitten by a king cobra?" Stallone asked to chuck Norris.
"Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain … the cobra died” Chuck replied.
That's the FACT that everything tried to harm HIM only have DEATH!!!
You guys should know this by now.
how can you be a freaking atheist and LOVE CHUCK NORRIS??? HED ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOUR ***
Do you mean me? Everyone is entitled to their own religious beliefs.
i am a Christian, but i agree that everyone has the right to choose their belief.
They say that Jesus can walk in water, but Chuck Norris can swim in the road
Chuck Norris didn't even need to open a door the door got scared and opened it self.
i really dont wana insult the fans but can someone explain what exactly is cool about this dude?! except that he is a martial artits from usa...
if its about martial arts there is alot of other ppl who are much higher than him, if its about physical strength AGAIN there is much stronger ppl in earth/shows/sports, if its about movie there is alot of other hollywood movies that can eat the ones he did play (anyone rambo?), and im sure its not about how his face looks :P
the best i can think is america's ppl patriotism, other way i see nothing in this guy compare to martial art/movie world...
i just dont get why some ppl keep yelling chuck will do this chuck can do that chuck chuck chuck... if it was jet le i could understand it better, but this is kinda getting annoying... just like Soulstormfan said he is just a mid actor nothing else and ur worshiping him like a god! any answer with brain and manners? :P
Seatch in the internet if you want to know the fact.
All I need to say is this. Chuck Norris has three sons, Batman, Superman, and God.
lol sakura xD
you made batman and superman in rank of a god, im sure they will never forget your kindness xD
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