All about Chuck norris even the summary is afraid so just join before you get Roundhouse Kicked to death and dont ask quistions
the real,the coolest,the meanest,your only motherfucker and he dont deny it....is Chuck Norris
Just some check Norris Jokes and facts,The summary field must be at least 50 characters in length.
Facts youy should know and they are important at the same time they give you an extra 0.01 % of survival from chuck norris
Steven Seagal is much more awsome, he masters Akido and is even so awsome that when he tried a "Chuck Norris style" roundhouse kick he kicked his own ***.
Chuck Norris had AIDS
now AIDS has him... and its not going to end up pretty...
When Chuck has AIDS, he lies in bed for 2 or 3 days and is then cured.
has anyone seen chuck norris reading some of his power to the world... its fragging COOL!
I saw this video on youtube and Chuck Norris DIED in it :'(
(it showed his only weakness, idk the Chuck had a weakness.. I'll giva link to the vid later)
Chuck Norris is the only man on earth who possesses an AR3!
Hope you'll get the joke. :)
Chuck Norris can squash a tick.
edit- with his *****
Life on Earth started with Chuck Norris skipping stones in the ocean.
NASA's proposed method of propelling a craft to Mars is a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick (a very, very, light one)
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