Live a week in the life of "The Postal Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong? Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher. Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

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Here you have the opportunity to win the game Postal 2 + Paradise Lost

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K-J Halloween Game Competition Part 2 of 4

~ Here you have the opportunity to win the game Postal 2 + Paradise Lost ~

The competition lasts 09 October and ends 13 October

Some info about the Postal 2 game: The Postal game is the most weirdest game I ever played when it come out in 2003 for PC and it's also Running With Scissors (RWS). It is a sequel to the 1997 game Postal. Both are intentionally highly controversial due to high levels of violence and stereotyping. Unlike its predecessor, Postal² is a first-person shooter based on the Unreal Graphics Engine.


The player takes on the role of 'The Postal Dude' (all evidence given in-game indicates that the character's full legal name actually is "The Postal Dude" And you can do what every you wish, if you manage to keep yourself alive... Incredibly enough is very strange, disgusting and wtf game for you who never played it before. But other folks love this game, so why shouldn't you like it too!

Game Competition (Postal 2 + Paradise Lost)

~ Answer the following questions to win ~

  • Question 01: What is the most bizarre game you've ever played?
  • Question 02: If you were allowed to do one thing in your life, even if it's illegal.

    What would you have done?

This competition is under the Rule nr. 01 - (Game Competition Info)
One lucky winners have the opportunity to win this package. But! three other will also get the game as well, just not the Paradise Lost part.
This competition will expire 13.10.2017 - (The competition is now close)
Those who win will be contacted by those who Sponsor this competition.
The game will be handed on PC through Steam.
To aid delivery through Steam friend one of the Sponsors.
To see Sponsor list refer to main blog here.

Sponsor of this competition is: Kark-Jocke

~ I wish you all good luck and may the best win ~


1: LSD simulator, its exactly what the title says, no need to describe it
2: steal, really just anything that allows me to work the least and have something to live from

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1. If we want to go with something that's still semi-coherent instead of totally nonsensical and impossible to follow, then it's a tie between a few different things for me. Oddworld (Either Abe's Oddysee or Abe's Exoddus), Antichamber, and Psychonauts. All 3 of these games have the same level of "wtf" but still having a semi-coherent story or style that you can follow.

2. I'm really not much for actually hurting other people, but I think I could live with myself if I could get away wit no punishment, or not being punished period, for stealing a few things.

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Answer 01: it's between redneck rampage & alien storm. runner up is Cho Aniki-Kyuukyo Muteki Ginga Saikyo Otoko

Answer 02: hit stupid ************* in the face with a flail.

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1: Happy Wheels i think. In terms of weird games i never had big experiences. Happy Wheels is awesome and sometimes it got a little weird xD But basically the most weird games i played were on browsers...wonder why...

2: have sex on the beach with my girlfriend. There are many things but this one just popped up in my mind...wonder why... xD

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Question 01: What is the most bizarre game you've ever played?
Hmm,i think like a kissing simulator lmao

Question 02: If you were allowed to do one thing in your life, even if it's illegal.
What would you have done?

*stealing the declaration of independence intensifies*

become president and take over the world :D

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1: Bubsy 3D, some of these models are just.... idk. I think the game would be better if it was on 32x.
2: Hack into various game companies and get prototype stuff.

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1: Magicka (it was very.. off.. to say the least)

2: Nuke the planet to oblivion. (It needs it. >:)

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1. Half-Quake. Nuff said.
2. Two variants. Either kill someone or do something to never think about money again. But because killing one wouldn't change much, I chose money. It let me kill more.

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