Live a week in the life of "The Postal Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong? Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher. Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

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A long forgotten addon for Postal 2 that was only released in Russia. Originally made by the now defunct Avalon Style Entertainment, being uploaded here for preservation's sake (and cause the publisher, Akella, may have lost the rights in 2012).

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Chuck_the_Duck
Chuck_the_Duck

This game makes Postal 3 look like a masterpiece

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Guest
Guest

What the hell, are you really serious? i mean is this game that bad?

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Mateos
Mateos

Objectives are in Russian...

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Laughingcow Author
Laughingcow

Everything is in Russian because it's RUSSIAN POSTAL 2. There's an English Walkthrough on the Postal Wiki. Just look for Corkscrew Rules!
Postal.wikia.com wiki/Штопор_ЖжОт!_Walkthrough

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HeatedCanine6
HeatedCanine6

Either I need to learn Russian or translate it to English

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andrea89
andrea89

thankz for uploading!!!

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pogun1
pogun1

I downloaded the whole thing, but whenever I start the batch file it shows up for a split second, immediately disappears, and then nothing. Can someone please help me?

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Laughingcow Author
Laughingcow

First I've heard of that, is the Postal2.exe in the system folder?

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pogun1
pogun1

No, just a batch file and all the other files, no Postal2.exe.

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Laughingcow Author
Laughingcow

That's why, maybe your virus scanner got it. That exe is needed to run the game.

The batch file just tells the exe to run a certain map and certain ini (you could see if you open it in notepad). It's just the exe from postal 2 circa update 1337 so I don't know why your virus scanner would kill it.

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pogun1
pogun1

Holy crap it worked! I re-downloaded the files, and this time, my virus scanner told me it deleted both the .exe and the core.ddl, so I restored them, and now the game works!

I just have to say, I didn't expect anyone to reply to me, so I find it awesome that not only are you barely keeping alive this (otherwise) lost DLC, but you are actively helping out anyone that asks. Keep up the good work. Thanks to you, I can experience Russian Postal.

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Laughingcow Author
Laughingcow

Enjoy.

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ianpbaer
ianpbaer

thanks for uploading this. wish it was subtitled or was in english but im still happy i can finally play this

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Twitcherus
Twitcherus

Full Walkthrough:

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Michalemodelcitizen
Michalemodelcitizen

Wheres the batch file?

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Michalemodelcitizen
Michalemodelcitizen

Never mind i found it and i got it working

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AlexDroper
AlexDroper

Прикольно!!!

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MrTenThirteen
MrTenThirteen

Hey Laughingcow,

I downloaded the file, and I have both the Postal 2 Share the Pain version for the Fudge Pack and the free multiplayer version from RWS's website. When I tried to play the mod, it didn't work, and I got this message (on both versions btw):

General protection fault!

History: FUnrealfileSummary<< <- LoadSummary <- ULinkerLoad::ULinkerLoad <- UObject::GetPackageLinker <- UObject::StaticLoadObject <- (Engine.Level None.MyLevel C:\Users\Harrison\Downloads\Corkscrew_RuLes (1)\Corkscrew RuLes\system\postal2 - Corkscrew RuLes.bat) <- VerifyPackages <- UGameEngine::LoadMap <- LocalMapURL <- UGameEngine::Browse <- UGameEngine::Init <- InitEngine

Any idea what happened and what I should do?

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Laughingcow Author
Laughingcow

Sorry for the late reply.

The game is SELF-CONTAINED. You don't need to move anything, just double click the "postal2-Corkscrewrules.bat" to play. The game runs on an older version of Postal 2 (1337) and isn't compatible with the later versions.

Still, someone is currently porting this to steam with improvements so there's that.

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MrTenThirteen
MrTenThirteen

I clicked the bat file, but it unfortunately didn't work. A new window popped up for a split second before closing. Does that offer any clues to you? I'm still a little confused.

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Laughingcow Author
Laughingcow

There should also be a postal2.exe file in there as well. Again, it's an old version (1337) but sometimes virus scanners get it as a false positive. I recall someone having a similar problem to this before.

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GuyFawkesGaming
GuyFawkesGaming

Think you could also upload the english dubbed Japanese version? Also, Mac version maybe?

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