The Ultimate mod for Wolfenstein 3D

You are Sergeant Archibald Montgomery Smythe-Jones, allied hitman, superspy, harder than a baseball bat made from cut diamond. Your moustache is vast and bristling, your back is straighter than a ramrod, your upper lip is so stiff it's a wonder you can speak - let alone consume the foodstuff on which your life depends. In point of fact, you are one Tough Mother; and it's time to place foot upon buttock, in the most emphatic of manners! Fellow Superspy BJ Blazkowicz has been captured and escaped from Castle Wolfenstein. Now the allies want harsh revenge, and it's up to Britain's toughest soldier to finish the job. You must go to Castle Wolfenstein and single-handedly raze it to the ground. Blast every Nazi you see, blow up stuff, cause mayhem and feel damn good doing it! Just remember to grab all of the Incredible Mega Fake Spears of Destiny that support the architecturally impossible German castle; once they're all gone, that blighter'll be blown into next...