What happens when you take all of the dialogue and text of Half-Life, its expansions and sequel, run it through several different languages in Google Translate, then translate it back to English? The result is a wacky, distorted, hilarious version of these games we all love. Welcome to Half-Life: Google Translate Edition!

Add media Report RSS PS2-Exclusive Training Room Intro, Google Translated.
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Blue199
Blue199 - - 6,971 comments

"I'm sorry to be sorry"
"Black table, and black table!"

I love this

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Nin10doGMod
Nin10doGMod - - 186 comments

Why not release it as a patch/addon/bonus?

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BinkusTheTrinkus Author
BinkusTheTrinkus - - 275 comments

No point. Everything translated is in the video already.

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Nin10doGMod
Nin10doGMod - - 186 comments

What about the PS2 port mod that contains Holo's PS2-exclusive lines such as Holo removing your weapons in the elevator before leading the Security Guard to the Retinal Scanner?
Moddb.com

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Nin10doGMod
Nin10doGMod - - 186 comments

Can you Google Translate Holographic Assistant's weapons removal line? (tr_holo_strip)
"Proceeding to personnel area. Removing weapons now." -Holographic Assistant

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Thanks to deadlife101 for porting the map, which you can get here: Moddb.com
Thanks to Nin10doGMod for the idea.

This cutscene won't appear in any releases of this mod since I can't really figure out where to fit it in, and it's super short anyway, so I decided to release it in video form. The signs that are untranslated in this video are already translated in the main release of Half-Life: GTE.