What happens when you take all of the dialogue and text of Half-Life, its expansions and sequel, run it through several different languages in Google Translate, then translate it back to English? The result is a wacky, distorted, hilarious version of these games we all love. Welcome to Half-Life: Google Translate Edition!
Original line: "X-Ray Zulu, are you there? We need backup in the waste sector! It's some sort of worm creature. Tower and Eddy are down, and I've lost contact with the rest of the squad. We need backup now! Now, damn it, now!"
GTE: "10 Zulu Daddy, right? Will the land still rule the desert? This is a kind of spider! Roy survives, while the other team works, and loses. They must be ready! So now?"
the way you said "and loses" got me