This mod is for all the players frustrated with the cartoony nature of Zero Hour units and buildings. We intend to replace every fanciful unit in Zero Hour with its closest possible real world equivalent, without changing the unit's capabilities.
At VRM we always strive for a realistic experience; except when it comes to gameplay. We've finally made an exception due to intense public demand.
Aircraft pilots make picture-perfect landings in Zero Hour. To increase realism, we've given the pilots depressing lives. I mean, sure, they get to fly around multi-million dollar aircraft all day, but think of the pressure. At any moments notice they might be catapulted by an unseen commander directly into enemy quad-cannon or gattling fire, dozens of missiles could come out of nowhere. And does the commander even think to get the "flares" upgrade? Who is this guy?
To cope with these stresses the pilots resort to an age-old method of relief: ruining their lives through substance abuse. For a truly realistic experience in VRM we've given the pilots such a dependency problem that they can no longer stay sober long enough to fly.
We are proud to present you with: Drunk pilots!
This development has been sponsored by the Aibrahl Fùls corporation.
One time I sent my squadron of F-15s to attack an enemy convoy and they told me to go "attack my own damn convoy you prick".
Will there be drunken missiles as well?
Missles can Drink?
Only in Soviet Russia.
if it's about USA airforce, you must mention they're heavily drunk with Coca Cola
More so on Beer and Whiskey.
April fools?
Noooooo....how dare you think someone would make jokes on April 1st. What kind of sick bastard would do this?!
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They Fukin smoke weed!
Vodka the power!
April Fool... :)
:O You don't say!?
Cheers! What a great way to start Greek Week!
Haha nice little joke but i wonder how did you position them like that? World builder perhaps?
Hint: Bunker busters.
That has to be like the best hardcoded bug ever!
Surprise that nothing gone KaBoom! Amazing!
Lmaooo the one in the second airfield standing upright.
This picture description made me LOL! so hard! XD
Don't tell me your really serious about adding that XD
lol hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha