This mod is for all the players frustrated with the cartoony nature of Zero Hour units and buildings. We intend to replace every fanciful unit in Zero Hour with its closest possible real world equivalent, without changing the unit's capabilities.

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dhd Apr 1 2013 says:

One time I sent my squadron of F-15s to attack an enemy convoy and they told me to go "attack my own damn convoy you prick".

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[TZP]LoNer1 Apr 1 2013 replied:

Will there be drunken missiles as well?

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GeneralKong Apr 1 2013 replied:

Missles can Drink?

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Kalga Apr 1 2013 replied:

Only in Soviet Russia.

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Ilves Apr 1 2013 replied:

if it's about USA airforce, you must mention they're heavily drunk with Coca Cola

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BossGeneral Apr 9 2013 replied:

More so on Beer and Whiskey.

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Siege_Chopper Apr 1 2013 says:

April fools?

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Keksz Apr 1 2013 replied: dare you think someone would make jokes on April 1st. What kind of sick bastard would do this?!


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ΠΕΖΟΝΑΥΤΗΣ Jun 5 2013 replied:

They Fukin smoke weed!

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guldan Apr 1 2013 says:

Vodka the power!

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GARYOSAVAN Apr 1 2013 says:

April Fool... :)

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SpiritOfNimruzîr Apr 4 2013 replied:

:O You don't say!?

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DilinDafonte Apr 1 2013 says:

AA just got a bunch of new members.

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Kalga Apr 1 2013 says:

Cheers! What a great way to start Greek Week!

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Da_Gamer Apr 1 2013 says:

Haha nice little joke but i wonder how did you position them like that? World builder perhaps?

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dhd Apr 2 2013 replied:

Hint: Bunker busters.

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SpiritOfNimruzîr Apr 4 2013 replied:

That has to be like the best hardcoded bug ever!

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willychong8921 Apr 1 2013 says:

Surprise that nothing gone KaBoom! Amazing!

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Alexali7 Apr 2 2013 says:

Lmaooo the one in the second airfield standing upright.

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Reynard Apr 6 2013 says:

This picture description made me LOL! so hard! XD

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Blackjack2000k Jun 3 2013 says:

Don't tell me your really serious about adding that XD

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At VRM we always strive for a realistic experience; except when it comes to gameplay. We've finally made an exception due to intense public demand.

Aircraft pilots make picture-perfect landings in Zero Hour. To increase realism, we've given the pilots depressing lives. I mean, sure, they get to fly around multi-million dollar aircraft all day, but think of the pressure. At any moments notice they might be catapulted by an unseen commander directly into enemy quad-cannon or gattling fire, dozens of missiles could come out of nowhere. And does the commander even think to get the "flares" upgrade? Who is this guy?

To cope with these stresses the pilots resort to an age-old method of relief: ruining their lives through substance abuse. For a truly realistic experience in VRM we've given the pilots such a dependency problem that they can no longer stay sober long enough to fly.

We are proud to present you with: Drunk pilots!

This development has been sponsored by the Aibrahl Fùls corporation.

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