This mod is for all the players frustrated with the cartoony nature of Zero Hour units and buildings. We intend to replace every fanciful unit in Zero Hour with its closest possible real world equivalent, without changing the unit's capabilities.

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dhd

One time I sent my squadron of F-15s to attack an enemy convoy and they told me to go "attack my own damn convoy you prick".

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Lоner
Lоner

Will there be drunken missiles as well?

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GeneralKong
GeneralKong

Missles can Drink?

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Kalga
Kalga

Only in Soviet Russia.

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Ilves
Ilves

if it's about USA airforce, you must mention they're heavily drunk with Coca Cola

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BossGeneral
BossGeneral

More so on Beer and Whiskey.

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Siege_Chopper
Siege_Chopper

April fools?

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Keksz Creator
Keksz

Noooooo....how dare you think someone would make jokes on April 1st. What kind of sick bastard would do this?!

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ΠΕΖΟΝΑΥΤΗΣ
ΠΕΖΟΝΑΥΤΗΣ

They Fukin smoke weed!

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guldan
guldan

Vodka the power!

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GARYOSAVAN
GARYOSAVAN

April Fool... :)

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SpiritOfNimruzîr
SpiritOfNimruzîr

:O You don't say!?

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Kalga
Kalga

Cheers! What a great way to start Greek Week!

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Da_Gamer
Da_Gamer

Haha nice little joke but i wonder how did you position them like that? World builder perhaps?

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dhd Author
dhd

Hint: Bunker busters.

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SpiritOfNimruzîr
SpiritOfNimruzîr

That has to be like the best hardcoded bug ever!

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willychong8921
willychong8921

Surprise that nothing gone KaBoom! Amazing!

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Alexali7
Alexali7

Lmaooo the one in the second airfield standing upright.

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Reynard
Reynard

This picture description made me LOL! so hard! XD

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Blackjack2000k
Blackjack2000k

Don't tell me your really serious about adding that XD

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Guest
Guest

lol hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

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Description

At VRM we always strive for a realistic experience; except when it comes to gameplay. We've finally made an exception due to intense public demand.

Aircraft pilots make picture-perfect landings in Zero Hour. To increase realism, we've given the pilots depressing lives. I mean, sure, they get to fly around multi-million dollar aircraft all day, but think of the pressure. At any moments notice they might be catapulted by an unseen commander directly into enemy quad-cannon or gattling fire, dozens of missiles could come out of nowhere. And does the commander even think to get the "flares" upgrade? Who is this guy?

To cope with these stresses the pilots resort to an age-old method of relief: ruining their lives through substance abuse. For a truly realistic experience in VRM we've given the pilots such a dependency problem that they can no longer stay sober long enough to fly.

We are proud to present you with: Drunk pilots!

This development has been sponsored by the Aibrahl Fùls corporation.

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