This mod is for all the players frustrated with the cartoony nature of Zero Hour units and buildings. We intend to replace every fanciful unit in Zero Hour with its closest possible real world equivalent, without changing the unit's capabilities.

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dhd Author
dhd Apr 1 2013, 11:12am says:

One time I sent my squadron of F-15s to attack an enemy convoy and they told me to go "attack my own damn convoy you prick".

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[TZP]LoNer1
[TZP]LoNer1 Apr 1 2013, 11:25am replied:

Will there be drunken missiles as well?

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GeneralKong
GeneralKong Apr 1 2013, 11:45am replied:

Missles can Drink?

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Kalga
Kalga Apr 1 2013, 6:22pm replied:

Only in Soviet Russia.

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Ilves
Ilves Apr 1 2013, 7:40pm replied:

if it's about USA airforce, you must mention they're heavily drunk with Coca Cola

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BossGeneral
BossGeneral Apr 9 2013, 10:29pm replied:

More so on Beer and Whiskey.

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Siege_Chopper
Siege_Chopper Apr 1 2013, 11:57am says:

April fools?

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Keksz Creator
Keksz Apr 1 2013, 12:39pm replied:

Noooooo....how dare you think someone would make jokes on April 1st. What kind of sick bastard would do this?!

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+37 votes   reply to comment
ΠΕΖΟΝΑΥΤΗΣ
ΠΕΖΟΝΑΥΤΗΣ Jun 5 2013, 6:59am replied:

They Fukin smoke weed!

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guldan
guldan Apr 1 2013, 12:04pm says:

Vodka the power!

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GARYOSAVAN
GARYOSAVAN Apr 1 2013, 12:13pm says:

April Fool... :)

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SpiritOfNimruzîr
SpiritOfNimruzîr Apr 4 2013, 6:06am replied:

:O You don't say!?

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DilinDafonte
DilinDafonte Apr 1 2013, 12:40pm says:

AA just got a bunch of new members.

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Kalga
Kalga Apr 1 2013, 3:34pm says:

Cheers! What a great way to start Greek Week!

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Da_Gamer
Da_Gamer Apr 1 2013, 8:37pm says:

Haha nice little joke but i wonder how did you position them like that? World builder perhaps?

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dhd Author
dhd Apr 2 2013, 12:46pm replied:

Hint: Bunker busters.

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SpiritOfNimruzîr
SpiritOfNimruzîr Apr 4 2013, 7:08am replied:

That has to be like the best hardcoded bug ever!

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willychong8921
willychong8921 Apr 1 2013, 10:03pm says:

Surprise that nothing gone KaBoom! Amazing!

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Alexali7
Alexali7 Apr 2 2013, 7:51am says:

Lmaooo the one in the second airfield standing upright.

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Reynard
Reynard Apr 6 2013, 2:56pm says:

This picture description made me LOL! so hard! XD

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Blackjack2000k
Blackjack2000k Jun 3 2013, 1:14am says:

Don't tell me your really serious about adding that XD

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At VRM we always strive for a realistic experience; except when it comes to gameplay. We've finally made an exception due to intense public demand.

Aircraft pilots make picture-perfect landings in Zero Hour. To increase realism, we've given the pilots depressing lives. I mean, sure, they get to fly around multi-million dollar aircraft all day, but think of the pressure. At any moments notice they might be catapulted by an unseen commander directly into enemy quad-cannon or gattling fire, dozens of missiles could come out of nowhere. And does the commander even think to get the "flares" upgrade? Who is this guy?

To cope with these stresses the pilots resort to an age-old method of relief: ruining their lives through substance abuse. For a truly realistic experience in VRM we've given the pilots such a dependency problem that they can no longer stay sober long enough to fly.

We are proud to present you with: Drunk pilots!

This development has been sponsored by the Aibrahl Fùls corporation.

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