A comedy-based mod for C&C Generals: Zero Hour, the C&C Crazy Mod adds downright absurd and hilarious units you'd never see in any other mod.
The super unit of standard China commanders, the Lead Beam is a massive 105 barreled gattling cannon on treads, capable of ripping all armor and infantry to shreds. However, it lacks any anti-air weaponry, but is large enough to crush other vehicles beneath it.
Costs $3000 and has a build limit of one. Take good care of it and it'll take care of your enemies for you.