A comedy-based mod for C&C Generals: Zero Hour, the C&C Crazy Mod adds downright absurd and hilarious units you'd never see in any other mod.

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Ideas From Handgun_Hero (Games : C&C: Generals Zero Hour : Mods : C&C Generals: Crazy Mod : Forum : Ideas and Suggestions : Ideas From Handgun_Hero) Locked
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Oct 8 2009 Anchor

Well here are my ideas for units and structures and Generals Powers.

1) Cata-base: When economy gets bad and it begins to become expensive to produce ammunition, one must improvise. Thus USA artillery batteries have stockpiled on boulders which when fired are heavy enough to squash their enemies.

2) Nailgunners: These angry Chinese construction workers have taken themselves to arms with whatever they have. Thus they have got themselves nails for their nail guns. These units nail enemy units to the ground, preventing them from moving.

3) Metal Strike: No one likes loud noises, so thus the USA have taken this to their full advantage. Their bombers have thus been armed with giant loudspeakers blasting to Metallica at full volume to be dropped on enemy positions. The soundwaves are so powerful that they will blast all units nearby apart, including the bomber itself.

4) Bird Flu Cannons: As research continues into Bird Flu China has realized the potential on the battlefield of such diseases. Thus their inferno cannons have been modified to fire shells which instead of spreading napalm spread Bird Flu. All units nearby to the explosion are turned into useless chickens.

5) Guitar Gunners: The USA have always loved their rock n roll musicians, and are now deploying them to save their troops on the battlefield. These Rangers have had their assault rifles modified into guitars that fire concentrated sound waves at their enemies, knocking them unconscious.

6) Combat Trike: The GLA has been short on numbers and cash so have enlisted a number of children and their tricycles into combat. These children ride their bike around and throw teddy bears at their enemies, which then go wild and maul them to death.

7) Helix Tank: The Chinese have loved their Helix helicopters for a long time. Well armoured, they have now modified many Helix's into tanks. These tanks use their rotor blades to cut enemy units into pieces, and can also be modified with Gattling Turrets, Propaganda Towers and Bunkers.

Oct 8 2009 Anchor

oo , nice ideas , but i dont understand the 1st 1

Oct 9 2009 Anchor

It's the USA Firebase (the artillery gun base defense) but it's been modified into a Medieval era Catapult, and throws boulders at units, squashing them instead of blowing them up.

Oct 11 2009 Anchor

O-ok understood the idea of the 1st, but how does it connected with..."When economy gets bad and it begins to become expensive to produce ammunition, one must improvise?" :)
BTW Ideas are good.

Oct 11 2009 Anchor

Well the idea is the economy is bad, so the USA has stopped producing ammunition (which is expensive) and instead gone for nicking giant boulders from the landscape and improvising their own weapons. Thus they built a catapult basically.

Oct 12 2009 Anchor

Aah so that was a storyline of unit's appearance in mod! Ok. It s because of current crisis I guess USA got such problems with ammunition? :)

Edited by: ComeradeStalin

Oct 12 2009 Anchor

Oh I hope so. I wonder if I could get a picture of the boys in Afghanistan with such weapons. :P

Oct 15 2009 Anchor

WOW , There Are Lot's Of Creative People In Moddb , I Just Noticed.

Oct 15 2009 Anchor

Some more ideas:

Metal Storm: This USA electronic machine gun has 36 barrels and spits out 1000000 rounds per minute, and makes mince out of infantry, buildings and aircraft.

Dead Guard: The Chinese in all the wisdom of their cloning program have been able to resurrect fallen soldiers. These 'zombie soldiers' when destroyed stay dead for about 10 seconds, then come back to life stronger. When killed again they die for 20 seconds, then come back to life stronger. When killed again they die unable to be resurrected.

Robber: The Americans have always been famous for their huge crime syndicates, and now the military is using this to their full advantage. Recruiting the USA's finest bank robbers, they are being deployed on the battlefield. These lads carry tommy guns and can loot cash from enemy buildings.

Oct 16 2009 Anchor

ooooo , nice!!! "Chinese Eva : :warning: Warning , Enemy Robber Detected , Red Gaurd : CRAP , EVERYBODY RUN TO SUPPLY CENTERS , IMMIDIATLY , Battlemaster : Hmmmm , I Think I Should Call My Gattling Buddy , Battlemaster pilot calls gattling tank pilot says : WE HAVE ROBBERS , COME QUICKLY AND DEFEND THE SUPPLY CENTERS , Then Calls His Leader And Says : SEND AN IRONDRAGON AIRSTRIKE , NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. :D

Oct 17 2009 Anchor

Another one:

Terror Gliders: What cheaper way to use airborne terrorists than hang gliders? Launched from a winch, these hang gliders will fly towards the enemy, then dive at the ground and letting the terrorist explode his hidden cargo.

Oct 17 2009 Anchor

ooo , i have new story , Usa Eva : Warning , Airborne Suiciders Detected , Ranger Squad : No Problemo , Our Patriots Should Deal With That Threat. Eva Again : Correction = Warning , Suicide Gliders Detected , Ranger Squad : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO , We Will Die From Some Pathetic GLA Suiciders , NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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