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i think you mean 1 minute rice
good god i want it all
all of it
voted for the rise of the reds... hehehe
at this point im the guy who watches any show, be it anime or live action, like a year late because of pileup, and when something distressing comes up, everyone kinda looks at me like "that happened over a year ago get with the times"
i. love. it
so sortof a "hunt" mode where you need to clear out the zombies in an area, like a cleanup?
would work, but the whole idea of the respawning is to simulate the "endless horde of the dead", so unless they spawn an absolutely huge number of zombies at once on a large map, it might be too easy to be worth creating an entire new mode
just my two cents tho
can i just make note how much i love that you not only keep this game/mod going with updates, but also interact and such with the players? its nice and not enough modders/developers do it, i feel like i'm actually being listened to, thank you
(also the FN FAL sights are very obscuring, and its not very clear what part should be used for longer range aiming)
i had a few questions that have been bugging me
as it stands now, rifles are unable to go into focus mode, meaning that the ruger .22 rifle is inferior to the pistol because they both take 2 headshots, but the pistol is capable of 1Hitkill
i was simply wondering if focus could be added to rifles and machineguns, perhaps adding additional penetration (and in the case of the mac10, ruger .22 etc, lending them 1HK capabilities)
haha cant wait, me an my buds are gonna have a field day
of course it releases right before the first day of classes...
hands are pretty universal, what i want is a change in 3rd person, such as sprinting, or at the very least show when there is a charged attack, because as it stands you cant tell if your friend has a melee attack primed or not
im digging the new models
maybe a cleaver for the butcher, sawn off for the badass and...and... i dunno a spear or something for roje?
he seems so sad, eyes that have seen too much
quality work guys!
snow was a nice touch, i like it
we are the angels of death...
makes you wonder if the ECA have an emperor...
not even a shipment, just a postcard
SCRAP IRON FOR THE BLOOD GODS BULLETS!!!
you've been promoted to GENERAL Lee Retarded !
yay, my vote really did count!
good job guys!
what happens if you punch or push a zombie while holding the zippo? small chance at lighting it on fire?, or is that over powered early on?
don't be so negative, i'm bouncing off the walls with anticipation
then you're in for some electrifying results my friend
i'm pretty sure i ran into this at one point and fixed it, but for the life of me i can't remember
i keep getting FATAL SCAR EXCEPTION at the beginning of skirmish
YOU CAN HEAR TEXT!!??
this is the one that has that REALLY satisfying firing noise rigt, the big *FWOOMPH*?
i love this thing
the light... it approaches...
...you carefully eye the mini-nuke launcher stashed under you right shoe...
it seems so smoothed and user friendly, so simple even I could do it
its nice to see that your refining the processes, and giving modders( regardless of their skill level) a huge help
i blade you to stop with these jokes
although feel free to take a stab at any puns on my behalf
shanks for that
what a... fitting name
awww yeah this one...
i like this one as you can see
the thought just occured to me
with all these awesome models and units, how are you gonna make them all buildable? i'm assuming each building will have multiple pages filled with units
CRASSIUS ASSAULT VEHICLE(S)!!!
(sorry, but i really, really want one)
scum and villany and all that
half life? comes with the awesome "clunk, clunk" audio!
sorry to equate the mods to slugs, but....
this one doesnt come with a buzzsaw or flamethrower thank god
if it did they wouldnt be questions, more like demands
dude i got lucky once and calgar died to a laspistol volley
heaven(emperor) forbid the guy who licks his fingers before turning the page and has gummed up the whole book
its not gonna be pretty when he's caught
love the trail, hope for some nice, satisfying explosions for impact
oooh i love these planes
hmmm, using my guardsman analysis skills i deduce that it was hit with something more powerful than my lasgun. that is all
well for starters don't declare your intent...
not so much funny as the sad truth
well clearly they dont agree with your own critic of it
i for one thinks it great (much better than i probly could do)
well judging by that discarded wing, there may be clipping issues with the buildings
nice, its the little touches
i dont know why, but i love those little machineguns on top
i wish there could be somebody manning it....
the internet... in its pure, unfiltered glory
avert yer gaze b'fore it blinds ya laddy.
dear lord, they seem to be riding gorillas
giant, mutant gorillas
not a huge change, yet it makes all the difference, grittier
clean and simple, i like it
explorers in the old fashion sense
do you really think he'd turn down the chance to if he knew tho?
"hey look what we found!"
*ties it around neck like a cape*
"huurrr durr for teh emprah! BWAHAHAHA!"
hey look, gun better than my standard issue one, lemme grab it!
on second thought maybe not
oooh how i love high calibre work (pun intended)
do you feel it, seeping under your skin? the change.... is within us ALL!
"i gotz a question fer ya!How many fingers' i got?"
"WRONG!" *Messy Dicapitation*
"Dang, i real'y DO only got tree fingers!"
*deep raspy breathing* i find you lack NEEEEIIIGGGHHHH!!!! desturbing
a crusader in a new age
it would be funny if these belts were actually essential to holding up their power-pants
the drumbeat of bolter fire, mixing with the sizzling and snaps of lasguns, all overpowered by the cries of the dying and agonized who fight for a reason they no longer remember...
heh, "da big swirly fing"
no offence, but she looks dain bramaged
"f*ck yeah this gun hasn't killed me yet"
(on a side note, could you face the bleedout heat towards the enemy for double the damage or something?)
actually, for the american units i can do some voices, i have a pretty good megatron-voice for maybe the cyber general units
very ww2 ish, i love it
needs abient explosions in the distant and the rattle of machineguns to complete it tho
aww, it has to be the actual language?
i can do accents but not much else...
he's just screwing with us...
will the sub have a hammerhead paintjob like a jaw and eyes in the front?
haha joke on him this is actually bett-*melts*
then someone accidentally turn up the power level...
blood crusher should make a cameo in paradox
just a thought
this is all i can think of
is it attached to a capturable train?
anyway, looks nice
aww look at his cute hoofiewoofi-AAaaHhHhhh!HE'S KICKING ME AUGH!
'cause you, tau and close combat...
i'm trying to build one of these but with tomb kings and guardsmen bitz
hopefully it turns out this cool
goddamn i need to find a way to install this without screwing up shockwave and rise of the reds...
do i just make 2 zero hour folders?
'cause you know, the tau certainly didn't have enough big guns as is...
you sir, are a hero
with the little knowledge i have of this sort of thing i can understand it is hard and time consuming, but thank you
OH YES THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH!
(note: Lindsay stirling is awesome, i love the electric violin)
been reading a few novels with void combat in them, holy sh*t, these battles are wesome, especially when you think in the scale of the ships
ya, but in relation to the rest of the universe he is soft justice
yes, and the only sparkling is the fading fires of a dying world...
generally, this thing is the immediate response for anything larger than a toothpick...
question for tabletop: can they not fire or only direct fire at targets closer than 36'?
sound all too familiar to guardsmen (outnumbered, outgunned, bad info)
celestial lions? (just a guess)
regardless,that's pretty badass
and his friend c(4)3 pew-oh
try gently jostling it
*slips and falls, proceeds to walk
wait, if e didnt unclench his jaw shouldn't his eardrums have exploded? or are SM rocket launchers different from guardsmen?
maybe if i had some backstory it would be funnier
a knife to a catachan maybe
more like a sword to anyone 'cept an astartes
now lemme just *CLANG*
...um, it wasn't important anyway
its frustrating you know? being just a face in a crowd?
the only way to get noticed as a guardsman is to do something utterly horrible or godsmackingly good
EDIT:godsmackingly, heh. I PUNCHED NURGLE!!
you know what this bridge needs? fire, everywhere, and c4 and other high explosives, also, bombs, and killy stuff
totally not to kill him or anything it just adds to atmosphere
after playing metro 2033 i've found myself loving all gas mask toting characters, and the steel legion and death korp even more so...
(out of curiosity, what does Zoldaten mean?, some sort of veteran?)
last one was good
sound like a fine place, damn fine
and ammo costs more than people
and execute the remaining 10% for being exposed to chaos/xeno
they omitted to mention there are 40 million of them
at this point ANYTHING reminds him of boobs... i think
he could just have a fetish....
i agree, hands are too puny to hold SANDVICH!!!!
end of the line!
as precise as shotgun surgery
it gets rid of the problem... and evereything around it as well
precision destruction :)
the sort of thing where you literally shove a bomb down the targets throat
yeah, hellguns are the BOMB, but you need a shitton of ammo, or that like half ton backpack for reserve
i've always been a fan of the special weapons that guardsmen find or mod or are at least rare, like bolt action rifles or something
what, like the .45 calibre machinguns guant's ghosts use in that refinery?
effective in small numbers, but not really a "lasgun"
we have so many patterns we are like the seamtresses of guns!
looking at his metal arms, FERROUS manus would be more fitting
badassery trumps age
therefor, many imperial citizens live longer than the eldar
in a nutshell
and thus it deteriorates...
i spent way too long staring at your trippy avatar
i gotta go lay down
for all those wondering, the vindicair shot first...
the vindicair ALWAYS shoots first
i've always wondered what a guardsman would look like after being strapped to thast sort of jetpack...
who are these guys? they look more...stabby than the usual tech marine
nice, i love how detailed it is
will ERA armour be available?
please dont be the last, please dont be the last
you are too good at this (**** you EA for not supporting) i really like the music you make and in a video game the music is really important to the atmosphere and fealing
keep up the good work
"the above contract states that the owners soul(or souls) are rendered the property of the birthday skeleton apon the conpletion of this verbal, written, psychic, or unvoluntary agreement"
or maybe just his loose change
and who are the personnel and how do they "service" the aircraft per say?
the tank shredder, f*ck yeah!
not to mention the rcoil will just flip it upside down... or punch a hole in it
its a smoke and mirrors game
BATTLE OF THE BLIMPS!
LEAD ZEPPLIN! VS! METAL-LICA
awesome? incredible? awe-inspiring? fearsome?
yeah, punched the guy in the mouth, leaving his signature "symbol"
i'm loving those high calibre cannons at the wingtips
alas poor yorrick
i knew him well (before i flamed the b*tch)
will the camo change depending on the map (winter, desert, urban)
either way great work
"**** this is cold, the computer is frozen!"
oh god, what...
i don't even....
*resurect with awesomeness*
your gonna want to see the full thing right?
STEAM!!!(lala lala la)
it may devastate you wallet, but its saves you from this!
ok ok i get it
*waves hand ben kenobi style*
of course not
also when reading a really good book, problem being i take drama and try to imitate what tthe characters expressions may be...
i think the poeple on the moring commute think i'm crazy
why does this remind of batman, its like the same pose
"i'm not the hero this dirt pile deserves, but the one it needs"
heh, dont count out a guardsman until he really is dead, and even then...
warning, do not stare directly into the operational end of the device, do not touch the operational end of the device, the device is proven to keep working until 345 degrees kelvin
bonus points for guessing the reference (its easy)
this guy got a nobel prize for being out-standing in his field
saw it coming, still cringed
heck, even i'd go traitor over this...
here let me tr- *THUD*
what, love and prosperity, WITHOUT war?
it even got the reds paint, mind you its a bit conservative on weaponry for an ork plane
ummm... the internet?
thye will never understand...
what i can accomplish... what i have sacraficed...
thats some crappy humour
*backs away slowly
we are sentinels
we walk where none dare to tread
a swift death to all
why i love the guard and all its subdevision/allies
for the small moments of enexpected badassery
another question, how do you miss with a laser?
its a friggin beam of light!
even in death we serve!...as cover
i'm sorry, even as the battle hardened guardsmen i am (yes they do exist) the "squeeee!" got me...
...waht... no mindless spamming of high ordinance weaponry? aiding your allies? no self inflicted damage?
"oh **** i'm under water!"
yeah i know...
well, if you have a better self made photo, by all means post it
i for one, cant draw for **** and find this better than anything i can do
yes, he seems to have been killed with... well you'll never believe it but it looks like he was killed with a size 12 boot.
will there be dogs inside, kind of moving around or going ballistic in the cages, or is that too much work for such a small detail?
i know i loved how in some strategy games parts of the buildings moved, and gave a sense that stuff was actually happening inside of them
looks rugged, dependable, and damn dangerous to any infantry in front of it
looks almost like a painting canvas
"HEY PLANE!!! stand still i gotta finish this up and sent it to HQ."
no, ths is more the face you pull when an 18 wheeler is barreling right at you
whatever they do, thank god they kept up with the little yellow hard hat...
that thing is the symbol of C&C
out of all the chaos gods, i like nurgle the best
he just seems like the representative of a natural part of life, all things die eventually
(except you my most holy emperor)
*cheesy transformers noise*
"we're gonna liberate the **** outta you..."
awesome cannot begin to describe this feeling...
after waiting so long, after everyone who thought this mod dead.... ITS BACK B****** AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!!!
(yeah they released content but awhile back there was lots of whisphering about its desath)
well, america DOES like its big guns...
well, for the laser general, could his suit lines glow?
for uniquness sake?
probly a bit too much work to add such a small detail
*comrad!... they've taken the bait....
am i the only one that sticks with the original widow?
i mean, that gun was pure POWER!
... staring into my soul....
i feel ashamed of myself for no good reson, her stare, her stare!
hhmm, either they are showing their tru superiority, or they caught wind of soviet flak cannons and decided to head the other way
that's some xtreme handling for a XXX ton plane
"you misunderstand me, i simply wish to return this misplaced appendage ,for it appears important"
-attempted ruse for grey knight dreadnoughts
yous donn't wanna find out wut 'appens when i press dis button
BUT I DO!!!
the fuse almost looks like one of those exotic straws... he's suddenly not so scary if you picture him hooked up to 3 gallons of kool-aid
do they eject out of crashing veeran planes? if so can the other team capture them for ransom ? :)
nice model either wway
"it couldnt hit anything at this ran-"
last word of someone who didnt believe in spray & pray
decide like this, if you saw it coming at you in a dark room, would you laugh or run away screaming
personally i'd run (must be the guardsman in me)
it corrupts everything, inlcuding perception and reality
i guess you could say that this photo... is the bomb
and insanity wolf makes sure he's the last one standing... using an AXE!!!!
well, kudos to EA for finding a way to make ******** a power source
the insurgent was messily disembolweled...
with a spoon
well, it DOES fuel the american war macjine, and converts enemy units as well...
hot damn you're right!!
oh god, my heart is melting!
...and my city's construction industry boats of its speed...
for some reason i feel like the vents on the sides could be fitted with missile pods
big main weapon, nice
*wail of fear*
see that mom! THATS why my room stays messy
i feel like i'm looking at a mirro(heh N7 = Nerd division proficiency 7)
i guess you could say that his fashion sense...
(question, does it count as a pistol?)
its the sheer badassery of these guys that makes them so awesome
if ONLY the uef had something this awesome
paradox team i salute you!
nasty good or nasty bad?
one of the answers might get you lynched
not to mention severe cranial trauma from headbutting bricks
*looks at own models
*looks at this photo
dem humies kept asking for a light, so i gave 'im one!
- anonymous burna boy
i love my country
and "hey, that was my kill!"
i live in montreal and i thank god these arent here to "control" the protesters...
it would be awsome and terrifying at the same time
this guy and the jckal both make very convincing speeches...
very convincing indeed
the face of death itself...
a rather painful variant of it as well
right direction surely, but wrong place to do it...
Epic & Epic
teasing: v. the most inhumane form of torture for fans
Hey! i believe in that 2000 year old paper...
select parts of it...
that arent stupid...
...maybe you're right...
anticipation should be ranked as the worlds #1 form of torture
...but i must endure!
the honest answer...
(please i beg you...)
btw you are an awsome person for this extreme effort
i like the apc
apc's are cool
amphibious apc's are even cooler
ya... but cool nonetheless
maybe a recovered and refurbished relic?
mother of cannons...
Ork 1: Boss! we cantz put anymore dakka!
Boss: quit yer crazy talk!
right... in the shins
(god i'm sad this series is over, but at least it ended well...)
i don't even know what my wallpaper is anymore, too many icons...
CUE NAMING AWSOME RUSSIAN WEAPONS!!!
like the lee enfield!
(old time weapons FTW)
mind you, you will be being shot at...
..then his neck promptly snapped
can we say grenades and leave it at that?
..and none the less we owe much to these brave souls...
what he said
THIS looks like its good for the invironement ;)
so sparkly 0_0
back...and forth...and back...and forth...
well, how do you think he defuses the mines? ;)
...like the cheshire cat...
'cause it seems epic
well, you guys convinced me to buy star craft 2
we march onward, through the fire and flames
as a nerd however i DO find it exiting, but not like that...
more like "OMG SO CLOSE CANT WAIT!!"
...and it gracefully lan- BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
i can picture the commander of this thing
*set phasers to "blow sh*t up"!
ya, but what if there's an "accident"
*presses wrong button and BLAM's the person instead of healing
even MORE badass!
(picture one of these walking down a street)
healing... with a heavy machinegun
what happens if it falls over?
looks like one of those city rail cars...
can't remember their name tho
with all these trains...
could it be a capturable building on some maps??!!
this void shell of a broken world
silent ghosts echoing in its silent streets
the world died once already
can we really do it again?
soldier*...did that bush just move?...
Commander* NO!, now go back to watching that lamppost
gotta try this...
...i feel so stupid now...
bushes in the middle of streets...
YA, BUT I CAN GO LONGER THAN 1 WEEK WITHOUT RUNNING OUT OF AIR!!! HEH!?? HEH!!??
can he even hear me?...
i thought it was some reference to it being good or something
apache as in the heavily armed helicopter?
hehe.. hitthe "fan"
i'm a guy, but in all seriousness this woulnd be very practical
unless there is a VEEEERY sneaky assasin disguised as dune or something
wait... a vaccine at like 1000mph!!??
hehe "booster" shot
the anti-everything else vaccine is still being produced by your freinds at the experimental labs!
death never looked so... odd
i have no futur...
my life is complete...
*slow whistle of aprreciation
his expression just says "oh god..."
crush it for maximum damage and screaming
in the time he posed for this photo, 23 guardsmen died holding the line
donations to support guardsmen...
trust me, i can see fitting t least 27 people here... provided they are ninjas
do bodies stick to them when they are run over?
(MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough *wheez)
RA3 HAS EVOLVED INTO...
THE PARADOX (mini)MOD!!!!
well a couple soldiers, a flamethrower, and MAYBE a little bit of toxin, you get one hell of a mouthfull
be still my heart
*arnold voic* i told you i'd be back!
i should REALLY learn russian
it seems so usefull...
stupid thing uploads sooo slowly gotta make sure it does
and it has a maximum speed of, your not gonna beleive this, 0 MILES PER HOUR!!
MMMPH MMMPHPHP MMPHPH!!!!
(i kno right?)
this isnt hate or anything...
this is an accurate representation of how we fight...
yippee for flashlights...
now they have a few new looks "battle ready", "war torn, and with every order of 100,000 or mor, you get "presidential" paint job
ultramarines = cheesemarines...
makes sense actually
all it takes is one little spark to kill them all...
who said the spark was accidental?
jeeps roar over dunes
men vanish into the void
the ocean of sand
medibots: healing you with sharp needles and dangerous drugs since *insert date here*
so pretty :')
i'm afraid to ask what sort of "light switch" needs a bolter to find it
yay a ghost in the shell reference!
OIL FOR THE OIL GOD!!!
FUEL FOR THE CONSUMERS!!!
hmmm, i think that creature is ******...
soldier 1: whats that big, black buzzing thing?
slodier 2: a bird...now shut up
hm.......... sounds like canada actually, minus the eurovision
pedo bear, 40 000 years later
yup, kids are better defended nowadays
DA KRAKEN MK2!!!!!
what they REALLY mean
(use the force... of light)
...WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR!!??
choppy is better
much better, but, blue face?
still, it'd be nice to see complexe traps involving physics and falling objects
(like dropping a bunch of swords on a group of people)
when that last guy killed him i half expected the sword that went flying to whack him on the head
scanning for possible enemy locations?
burn the heretics... with the reflection off this shiny new hood ornament
bummer of a birthmark also
*insert epic music here*
"shed all that is outside and you find pure humanity"
and he's upgrading to windows 7
a hybrid of rape and chuck norris's DNA
you guys are da best!
if you look closely it looks like he could be walking backwards!
... LIKE A BOSS!
ok, so the building will be smaller
cant wait to see it fall apart
just a guess, celestial lions?
dunno about their problem tho
Alas... poor Yorrick
(or <commisar>Yarrick if you will)
are you implying that people would dare think that about the emperor's finest?
*soldier "pssst- how much longer do i have to hold this pose?"
good point, but it could be and upgrade to fend off those pesky players that steal builders to make multiple bases (like me)
wait a minute...
i can swear i've seen this in contra
is it the same?
cool, maybe a light machinegun too
40000 years in the future and we still cant argue with 24 pellets going through somebody' head
flashlight, pocket edition
so this is basically a glorified flashlight?
that rock is SOOOOOO dead
and the inquisition can do whatever they want, like blow up a planet
and to think, in the imperium, skulls are the prime symbol
sure they are important but i'd hate to wake up evry morning and see skeletons everywhere, its morbid
(on side thought, why give soldiers gold insignias? they are going to DIE, espescially guardsmen)
ps. what would happen if the inquisition got the blue screen of death or the spinning pie plate of doom when targeting exterminatus?
" I protect you citizens from the evil hive gangs"
"but what about the impaled bodies you leave hanging everywhere?"
i was about to suggest a single weild pistol like the desert eagle but this is good
its like a lethal, upgraded version of facepalm
take your time
you release quality models and the mod hasnt died yet and that good enough for me
(great model btw)
what you get when you cross a ninja with a machinegun
But he owes me beer!
LEGO MARINES, ATTACK!!!
zombie chop shop
when i see this i think CHOPPA GALORE!!
may you forever burn in all hells, Heretic
looks dangerous already
she looks ******...
wait, why do i hear epic music in the background?
i meant this look nothing like the sc2 graphics
a.k.a. good job
wait, this is on star craft 2 !!??!!??
nice, but ingame how will the stats be different from regular guardsmen
(more life, better armor etc)
not that they need flares, but it adds to the effect of them doing a super cool manoever that dodges the missiles
into the light...
if it fired now, the cameraman would go deaf
"this bush is the perfect camoflage, they'll never see it coming"
the beautiful light!
*tears of joy*
a bit more than a headshot if you ask me
wait, this IS A TANK!!??
can the bridge break?
if so he's screwed
WHERE DID HIS SLICK HAIRDO GO!!??
i like how they are posing in the middle of a war
NERF BAT OF JUSTICE!!!
middle one, the ones on the sides look like super hero helmets
they say when you can see it its already too la-
no, i mean it only shoots 350 anti-tank rounds per second
how is that evil?
i think therefor i am...
last words of a faulty tech servitor
"...and come and see our wide variety of servicable airfield and plush hangars"
-exerp from military brochure
"WE ARE DOING GREAT!!!, THEY CANT STOP US NO M- OOHH SHI..."
* last known transmission of bravo team
you shame it with such unfufilling words
an orchestra of fire!
NONE MAY STOP THE IMPERIAL WAR MACHINE!
ya, and while its "balanced", the enemy gets to spend an all expense payed one minute in hell
thank you green tea!!!
that is one MASSIVE ifv!!!
what is this music called I cant remember?
DUH DUH DUH!!!
left, right, theres gonna be a whole lot more dead "peacekeepers" if they do an infantry rush
nah, its just their version of fireworks
Confederat minuteman *looks to lower left corner*, should we call a medic or somthing?
like the mighty ostrich:)
maybe it launches a volley of rockets?
thats a lot of objectives