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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ Soviet Tier 4 units and the Bunker

Oh, its a mammoth. There as a whole text story on how some Allies and Sovits had to band together after accidentally chronoing themselves back to the ice age, and the domesticated them. After getting home, the Soveits kept breading them. Part of the joke is that its a mammoth, with Mammoths on the howda. its patch release announcement was an April Fools joke in about 2008 or something.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ C&C Retarded: Red Cocaine

I love this thing so much, perhaps my only concern is the Soviets at sea. Makng the artillery ship comparable to the other two surrounded by MiGs would be rad, or even just bulking it up and increasing the damage without flght. Similarly, the allied Carrier's tough as nails but compared to the range its fighters cover, the drone bombers are wimpy little things. Last point is the Gunthers, they have an awful tendancy to kill themselves, especcially firing at aircraft. I'd love the idea of a limit 1 Gunther as tough as your CnC3 GDI one, even if its identical to the big Apocalypse visually: what with the Ragnaroks, you spam the little ones and support with the basekiller. Also, a soviet access to nukes would be cool, the Shock Therapy mod does it well as a vacuum missile, launched from a battle lab, with the detonation of an upscaled super reactor blast.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ Tiberium Essence v 1.4

It doesn't go in the Program files, but in your Documents in the data part of its files. so My Docs, there should be a Command & Conquor 3: Tiberium Wars folder, then in THAT one you make the mods folder and put the extracted files in.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ FoK 3.5 .exe

It seems to have installed but when I try the game manager, it restarts, as it's supposed to, but then warns that the selected game failed to initialise and then reverts to standard Soulstorm.

Any Protips?

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ DoW2 in a nutshell

^THAT.

Also, cover the map and slowly grind forward with a wall of men until you get in range of the enemy base.
Simple as: make units, plenty of. Deploy in a line and kill the enemy commander repeatedly.

Stay out of range of turrets, then win.

SERIOUSLY.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ what a party

John the noise marine:
I must find the Lascannons!
Aspiring Champion.
No John, YOU are the Lascannons
AND THEN HE WAS THE LAS CANNONS.

Also, there's a Berzerker and a Nightlord stuck on that thing.
Cool model.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ Would you hit it ?

Yes I would.

With twelve Cyclonic Torpedoes.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ Small game hunting

Now that, is an SUV!

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ MIGHTY MORPHEN SPESS MAHREENS

To which, Slaanesh yells:
ARRRG! MAKE MY MONSTAH GROOOOWW!!!!!

and throws magic spear at her own beast, making it a gargantuan creature.

*Sigh...*
Old times...

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ It was a trap !

'Not people at all'

Hence, Daemonettes...

Also supports the above theory...

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ The Imortal God Emperor

^The Coming of the Star Child? Yes.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ Ultraknights

I heard once, in one great forum, whose name I forget, someone spoke, then followed with, 'but you guys will just ignore me since I don't believe Marneus can Crap lightning and fart thunder'

And this was when he was just a dour faced even headed, skilled fighter with nice weapons.

Now he has a plasma storm bolter.

MAAAATT WAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ Matt Ward was here

Matt ward had the reigns for the new 'Cron 'dex, and though I hate that he retconned most of player's theories on the history of the galaxy, but I'm glad he gave them room to be themselves. Literally.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ Matt Ward was here

Wields an avater and a volcano cannon...

Accurate.

Tooo accurate...

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ blood angles

fast flame tanks.

GOOD LUCK!

Also, Blood Angles.
FEAR OUR POINTY CORNERS.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ necs

^NOPE.avi

Ressurection orb, kill off the warriors, build more and fill up unit cap, revive them. should go up to about 35/20 is maximum. then the viel of darkness and teleport him and the monolith to the enemy base, and summon them all. Absolute carnage.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ Marine from the Legion of the Damned

They are an elites choice in and GW raleased a proper kit of them with the Codex a year back, blus a multi melta and heavy flamer one, and there's like thre packs of 2.

as well as their deepstrike, they are relentless AND 3+ invulnerable too.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ Mortarion Pre Heresy

Looka dat Lantern...Imagine a volcano cannon.

PISTOL.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ Pauldronius.

No, that ain't armour.
Its a thousand boltguns in rotary shoulder mounts.

they swivel up.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ A salamander.

^ *See the 'Maneus on his throne' pic*
OH WAIT.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ Sacrifices for the Pic Throne

Lictor? In MY waffles?!

Its more * BLAM*

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ Sacrifices for the Pic Throne

Fallen Angel...Sanguinus' sons will all succumb one day...

Till, we just airdrop hundred tonne tanks all over the place!

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ PONIES

to quote Red Alert 3,
'The Emprah would approve!'

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ MLP40K

Hmm. Rainbow marines, anyone?

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ MLP40K

Ultramarine Dreadnought sees the cute pony.
'I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can'
*see pic*
'I thought I could I thought I could I thought I could'

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ MLP40K

THE POWAH OF FREEENDSHEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!

*Rainbow lance strikes*

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ The aztecarines

*Whispers8...Space marines are now 20% cooler...
*RUNS*

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ Space Marine Gif

I love how the Exterminatus Co-op ends with a chaos bonus wave. Never beaten one myself, we got close once in the Hab center assualt.

People playing on foot can actually get into one of the buildings, and support the teams Assualt marines, picking off a few at a time.

takes skill to glitch up the stairs, and is also crucial for wave 19, the point capture.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ lol

Fire Dragons are aspect warriors Mastadon.
They themselvesa are the guardians, basically the eldars volunteer militia and bulk of the army...usually. Howling Banshees, Fire Dragons, Dark Reapers, Warp Spiders, Swooping Hawks, Dire Avengers and shining spears and Strikning scorpions AALLL are Aspect Warriors. Each fights in honour of one saspect of Khaine's military prowess.

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KaiCalimatinus
KaiCalimatinus - - 159 comments @ lolz

Repost, but soooo daaaaaaaarn goooooooood.

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