Home for all kinds of humor, satires, parodies, sarcasms and more.

Nazi Zombies
embed
share
view previous
Share Image
Share on Facebook Post Email a friend
Embed Image
Post comment Comments  (0 - 50 of 73)
Arcones Author
Arcones - - 5,546 comments

A washer. Man I'm screwed.

Reply Good karma+3 votes
Kark-Jocke
Kark-Jocke - - 14,687 comments

To my right I see a Book of Love, maybe I'll run after them and say.
(I love you all Nazi zombie) maybe they will run away from me... xD

Reply Good karma Bad karma+6 votes
Calgar
Calgar - - 2,304 comments

A usb cable.... ****.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+7 votes
CadianConscript
CadianConscript - - 3,116 comments

Lol! For me it was my head set =)

Reply Good karma Bad karma+3 votes
Flash112
Flash112 - - 1,218 comments

A flatbed scanner.. Im gonna scan those freaks to their doom! mwahaha..yeah, I'm dead..

Reply Good karma Bad karma+8 votes
RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter - - 1,991 comments

A bundle of paper. Fear the paper cuts!

Reply Good karma Bad karma+8 votes
Runekn
Runekn - - 91 comments

My 4 year old huge very heavy laptop, much better than yours!

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
tt0022
tt0022 - - 666 comments

skyrim collectors dragon.
i guess that will do, if there are zombies why not dragons.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+3 votes
Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

A mug full of coffee t_t

Reply Good karma+2 votes
GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper - - 2,197 comments

A sliding glass door...

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
Zorder
Zorder - - 167 comments

A printer. Lets print the heck out of them!

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
Headhunter128
Headhunter128 - - 5,145 comments

A beer can.. I'm gonna die a slow death, aren't I? :(

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
Chompster
Chompster - - 4,310 comments

nail clippers..

Reply Good karma Bad karma+5 votes
Mr-Gency
Mr-Gency - - 1,965 comments

Hard cover books. Knowledge is power!

Reply Good karma Bad karma+6 votes
Mr.Walrus
Mr.Walrus - - 5,806 comments

... A computer mouse. ****.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+3 votes
IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK - - 1,072 comments

A TV remote. I can just change the channel and they will all disappear.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+9 votes
sean.dybob
sean.dybob - - 69 comments

My wallet. I bribe them... with small change.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+8 votes
rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

I am in a market. In my right....

Dailynayadiganta.com

COME AT ME BRO!

Reply Good karma Bad karma+8 votes
not_a_fbi_agent
not_a_fbi_agent - - 453 comments

an empty water bottle

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
Sarge_Rho
Sarge_Rho - - 4,654 comments

A combat knife.

Don't touch my house, cabrones. I'll cut you!

Reply Good karma Bad karma+3 votes
agostinho
agostinho - - 403 comments

So, the TV remote is my weapon? Sure, I can "turn them off".

Reply Good karma Bad karma+3 votes
attackmike
attackmike - - 524 comments

a fork... going to cook me some zombies mhmm

Reply Good karma Bad karma+4 votes
PeaceKeep0r
PeaceKeep0r - - 1,184 comments

A fan, ill cut their heads off in the fan blade ^^

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari - - 1,508 comments

A surge protector...could be worse. To my left however is a rather large knife weighing about three pounds, so I'd rather use that.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+3 votes
HAILCOMMUNISM
HAILCOMMUNISM - - 90 comments

A Hammer and a Shovel.

The benefits of living six years as a paranoid maniac, come at me Zeds!

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
deniable_pain
deniable_pain - - 432 comments

a table lamp,they will die out of illumination

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
MattmanDude
MattmanDude - - 4,220 comments

I CD case with all my video games in it... O_O

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
DUBONTIME👽
DUBONTIME👽 - - 2,753 comments

a cat

Reply Good karma Bad karma+3 votes
Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

A cat is fine too.

Reply Good karma+2 votes
Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis - - 5,071 comments

my laptop... feels bad it has to be that way... but it will do

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
French_Fry
French_Fry - - 2,510 comments

. . . a blanket. . .

Reply Good karma Bad karma+7 votes
Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,013 comments

so where are your hidden blades?

Reply Good karma Bad karma+3 votes
Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,013 comments

well in my closet i got a crappy sword(It's kind of sharp so it will do), a few Nerf swords, and few lightsabers (the plastic toys, in case someone thinks i managed to make my own lightsaber) a crappy bow and a lot more junk. choice of weapon would be the sword:D and luckily the closet is to my right!

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Rexango-XV
Rexango-XV - - 1,156 comments

My little brother, sure I think he'll annoy them to death...again.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+6 votes
romnus
romnus - - 1,145 comments

A Nokia... I'll survive this. :D

Reply Good karma Bad karma+8 votes
C&C_FOREVER
C&C_FOREVER - - 786 comments

just don't throw it, or that happens:
D24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Galacticruler
Galacticruler - - 1,053 comments

A Door....

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
Guest
Guest - - 690,584 comments

Mini Frigde

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
GeneralKong
GeneralKong - - 542 comments

mass effect 3, well you could say this will not result...........

(puts on sunglasses)

..........in a happy ending

Reply Good karma Bad karma+5 votes
Admiral_Nemo Creator
Admiral_Nemo - - 5,294 comments

Master Chief!...

...in miniature.

Reply Good karma+3 votes
Phenixtri
Phenixtri - - 3,414 comments

Well I got my Polish made PPs-43 ... sadly its only blank firing and partially disassembled for cleaning >_< Guess I could use it as a club tho :P

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit - - 624 comments

You could have said left...

To the LEFT I have a heavy piece of wood that broke off my desk, a long, thin, aluminum pole used for hanging clothing, and a set of heavy iron bed frames...

To my right: a plastic speaker.

...I guess I could blare Cranberries music as I march into my doom XD

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Galacticruler
Galacticruler - - 1,053 comments

To my left is......wait for it.....ANOTHER DOOR!
man, my options suck.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
gammerod
gammerod - - 242 comments

My school picture.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit - - 624 comments

Use it as a decoy! :D

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
erikwijnands
erikwijnands - - 417 comments

HA! an A/C unit, I'll freeze the crap out of them. the cold worked already, right?

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,858 comments

I got the pillows above my bed... PILLOW FIGHT!!!

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
CMDRCody
CMDRCody - - 452 comments

I got an iPad hmmm don't think so

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Angel_of_Death2
Angel_of_Death2 - - 706 comments

a chair.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
davo001
davo001 - - 1,414 comments

wired xbox pad....

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
Post a comment

Your comment will be anonymous unless you join the community. Or sign in with your social account: