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Arcones Author
Arcones

A washer. Man I'm screwed.

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Kark-Jocke
Kark-Jocke

To my right I see a Book of Love, maybe I'll run after them and say.
(I love you all Nazi zombie) maybe they will run away from me... xD

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Calgar
Calgar

A usb cable.... ****.

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript

Lol! For me it was my head set =)

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Flash112
Flash112

A flatbed scanner.. Im gonna scan those freaks to their doom! mwahaha..yeah, I'm dead..

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter

A bundle of paper. Fear the paper cuts!

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Runekn
Runekn

My 4 year old huge very heavy laptop, much better than yours!

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tt0022 Online
tt0022

skyrim collectors dragon.
i guess that will do, if there are zombies why not dragons.

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius

A mug full of coffee t_t

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

A sliding glass door...

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Zorder
Zorder

A printer. Lets print the heck out of them!

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Headhunter128
Headhunter128

A beer can.. I'm gonna die a slow death, aren't I? :(

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Chompster
Chompster

nail clippers..

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Mr-Gency
Mr-Gency

Hard cover books. Knowledge is power!

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Mr.Walrus
Mr.Walrus

... A computer mouse. ****.

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IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK

A TV remote. I can just change the channel and they will all disappear.

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sean.dybob
sean.dybob

My wallet. I bribe them... with small change.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70

I am in a market. In my right....

Dailynayadiganta.com

COME AT ME BRO!

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not_a_fbi_agent
not_a_fbi_agent

an empty water bottle

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Sarge_Rho
Sarge_Rho

A combat knife.

Don't touch my house, cabrones. I'll cut you!

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agostinho
agostinho

So, the TV remote is my weapon? Sure, I can "turn them off".

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attackmike
attackmike

a fork... going to cook me some zombies mhmm

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PeaceKeep0r
PeaceKeep0r

A fan, ill cut their heads off in the fan blade ^^

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Garyn Dakari

A surge protector...could be worse. To my left however is a rather large knife weighing about three pounds, so I'd rather use that.

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HAILCOMMUNISM Online
HAILCOMMUNISM

A Hammer and a Shovel.

The benefits of living six years as a paranoid maniac, come at me Zeds!

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deniable_pain
deniable_pain

a table lamp,they will die out of illumination

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude

I CD case with all my video games in it... O_O

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DUBONTIME™
DUBONTIME™

a cat

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

A cat is fine too.

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Santa-Ρrʌжis
Santa-Ρrʌжis

my laptop... feels bad it has to be that way... but it will do

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French_Fry
French_Fry

. . . a blanket. . .

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend

so where are your hidden blades?

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend

well in my closet i got a crappy sword(It's kind of sharp so it will do), a few Nerf swords, and few lightsabers (the plastic toys, in case someone thinks i managed to make my own lightsaber) a crappy bow and a lot more junk. choice of weapon would be the sword:D and luckily the closet is to my right!

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Rexango-XV
Rexango-XV

My little brother, sure I think he'll annoy them to death...again.

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romnus
romnus

A Nokia... I'll survive this. :D

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C&C_FOREVER
C&C_FOREVER

just don't throw it, or that happens:
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Galacticruler
Galacticruler

A Door....

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Guest
Guest

Mini Frigde

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GeneralKong
GeneralKong

mass effect 3, well you could say this will not result...........

(puts on sunglasses)

..........in a happy ending

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Admiral_Skeybar Creator
Admiral_Skeybar

Master Chief!...

...in miniature.

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Phenixtri
Phenixtri

Well I got my Polish made PPs-43 ... sadly its only blank firing and partially disassembled for cleaning >_< Guess I could use it as a club tho :P

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit

You could have said left...

To the LEFT I have a heavy piece of wood that broke off my desk, a long, thin, aluminum pole used for hanging clothing, and a set of heavy iron bed frames...

To my right: a plastic speaker.

...I guess I could blare Cranberries music as I march into my doom XD

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler

To my left is......wait for it.....ANOTHER DOOR!
man, my options suck.

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gammerod
gammerod

My school picture.

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit

Use it as a decoy! :D

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erikwijnands
erikwijnands

HA! an A/C unit, I'll freeze the crap out of them. the cold worked already, right?

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer

I got the pillows above my bed... PILLOW FIGHT!!!

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Bu7loos
Bu7loos

Forks and knives ,Oh well... chaw time !! ,Damn I hope they easte good.

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Cody17
Cody17

I got an iPad hmmm don't think so

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Angel_of_Death2
Angel_of_Death2

a chair.

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