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A washer. Man I'm screwed.
To my right I see a Book of Love, maybe I'll run after them and say.
(I love you all Nazi zombie) maybe they will run away from me... xD
A usb cable.... ****.
Lol! For me it was my head set =)
A flatbed scanner.. Im gonna scan those freaks to their doom! mwahaha..yeah, I'm dead..
A bundle of paper. Fear the paper cuts!
My 4 year old huge very heavy laptop, much better than yours!
skyrim collectors dragon.
i guess that will do, if there are zombies why not dragons.
A mug full of coffee t_t
A sliding glass door...
A printer. Lets print the heck out of them!
A beer can.. I'm gonna die a slow death, aren't I? :(
Hard cover books. Knowledge is power!
... A computer mouse. ****.
A TV remote. I can just change the channel and they will all disappear.
My wallet. I bribe them... with small change.
I am in a market. In my right....
COME AT ME BRO!
an empty water bottle
A combat knife.
Don't touch my house, cabrones. I'll cut you!
So, the TV remote is my weapon? Sure, I can "turn them off".
a fork... going to cook me some zombies mhmm
A fan, ill cut their heads off in the fan blade ^^
A surge protector...could be worse. To my left however is a rather large knife weighing about three pounds, so I'd rather use that.
A Hammer and a Shovel.
The benefits of living six years as a paranoid maniac, come at me Zeds!
a table lamp,they will die out of illumination
I CD case with all my video games in it... O_O
A cat is fine too.
my laptop... feels bad it has to be that way... but it will do
. . . a blanket. . .
so where are your hidden blades?
well in my closet i got a crappy sword(It's kind of sharp so it will do), a few Nerf swords, and few lightsabers (the plastic toys, in case someone thinks i managed to make my own lightsaber) a crappy bow and a lot more junk. choice of weapon would be the sword:D and luckily the closet is to my right!
My little brother, sure I think he'll annoy them to death...again.
A Nokia... I'll survive this. :D
just don't throw it, or that happens:
mass effect 3, well you could say this will not result...........
(puts on sunglasses)
..........in a happy ending
Well I got my Polish made PPs-43 ... sadly its only blank firing and partially disassembled for cleaning >_< Guess I could use it as a club tho :P
You could have said left...
To the LEFT I have a heavy piece of wood that broke off my desk, a long, thin, aluminum pole used for hanging clothing, and a set of heavy iron bed frames...
To my right: a plastic speaker.
...I guess I could blare Cranberries music as I march into my doom XD
To my left is......wait for it.....ANOTHER DOOR!
man, my options suck.
My school picture.
Use it as a decoy! :D
HA! an A/C unit, I'll freeze the crap out of them. the cold worked already, right?
I got the pillows above my bed... PILLOW FIGHT!!!
Forks and knives ,Oh well... chaw time !! ,Damn I hope they easte good.
I got an iPad hmmm don't think so
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