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Arcones
Arcones Dec 17 2012, 1:05pm says:

A washer. Man I'm screwed.

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Kark-Jocke
Kark-Jocke Dec 17 2012, 8:54pm replied:

To my right I see a Book of Love, maybe I'll run after them and say.
(I love you all Nazi zombie) maybe they will run away from me... xD

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Calgar
Calgar Dec 17 2012, 1:06pm says:

A usb cable.... ****.

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript Dec 17 2012, 4:15pm replied:

Lol! For me it was my head set =)

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Flash112
Flash112 Dec 17 2012, 1:09pm says:

A flatbed scanner.. Im gonna scan those freaks to their doom! mwahaha..yeah, I'm dead..

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter Dec 17 2012, 1:27pm says:

A bundle of paper. Fear the paper cuts!

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Runekn
Runekn Dec 17 2012, 1:35pm says:

My 4 year old huge very heavy laptop, much better than yours!

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tt0022
tt0022 Dec 17 2012, 1:37pm says:

skyrim collectors dragon.
i guess that will do, if there are zombies why not dragons.

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Sanguinius
Sanguinius Dec 17 2012, 1:49pm says:

A mug full of coffee t_t

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper Dec 17 2012, 1:58pm says:

A sliding glass door...

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Zorder
Zorder Dec 17 2012, 1:58pm says:

A printer. Lets print the heck out of them!

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Headhunter128
Headhunter128 Dec 17 2012, 1:58pm says:

A beer can.. I'm gonna die a slow death, aren't I? :(

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Chompster
Chompster Dec 17 2012, 2:07pm says:

nail clippers..

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Mr-Gency
Mr-Gency Dec 17 2012, 2:11pm says:

Hard cover books. Knowledge is power!

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Mr.Walrus
Mr.Walrus Dec 17 2012, 2:13pm says:

... A computer mouse. ****.

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IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK Dec 17 2012, 2:48pm says:

A TV remote. I can just change the channel and they will all disappear.

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sean.dybob
sean.dybob Dec 17 2012, 2:54pm says:

My wallet. I bribe them... with small change.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 Dec 17 2012, 2:54pm says:

I am in a market. In my right....

Dailynayadiganta.com

COME AT ME BRO!

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sandsmann
sandsmann Dec 17 2012, 2:59pm says:

an empty water bottle

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Sarge_Rho
Sarge_Rho Dec 17 2012, 3:55pm says:

A combat knife.

Don't touch my house, cabrones. I'll cut you!

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agostinho
agostinho Dec 17 2012, 4:01pm says:

So, the TV remote is my weapon? Sure, I can "turn them off".

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attackmike
attackmike Dec 17 2012, 4:28pm says:

a fork... going to cook me some zombies mhmm

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P∃ɑ¢∈ƘεεքΘɼ
P∃ɑ¢∈ƘεεքΘɼ Dec 17 2012, 4:40pm says:

A fan, ill cut their heads off in the fan blade ^^

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari Dec 17 2012, 5:27pm says:

A surge protector...could be worse. To my left however is a rather large knife weighing about three pounds, so I'd rather use that.

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HAILCOMMUNISM
HAILCOMMUNISM Dec 17 2012, 5:33pm says:

A Hammer and a Shovel.

The benefits of living six years as a paranoid maniac, come at me Zeds!

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deniable_pain
deniable_pain Dec 17 2012, 5:51pm says:

a table lamp,they will die out of illumination

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude Dec 17 2012, 6:03pm says:

I CD case with all my video games in it... O_O

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DUBONTIME™
DUBONTIME™ Dec 17 2012, 6:11pm says:

a cat

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Kalga
Kalga Apr 4 2013, 12:15am replied:

A cat is fine too.

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis Dec 17 2012, 6:32pm says:

my laptop... feels bad it has to be that way... but it will do

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French_Fry
French_Fry Dec 17 2012, 6:52pm says:

. . . a blanket. . .

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend Dec 17 2012, 7:15pm replied:

so where are your hidden blades?

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend Dec 17 2012, 7:13pm says:

well in my closet i got a crappy sword(It's kind of sharp so it will do), a few Nerf swords, and few lightsabers (the plastic toys, in case someone thinks i managed to make my own lightsaber) a crappy bow and a lot more junk. choice of weapon would be the sword:D and luckily the closet is to my right!

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Rexango-XV
Rexango-XV Dec 17 2012, 7:15pm says:

My little brother, sure I think he'll annoy them to death...again.

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romnus
romnus Dec 17 2012, 7:56pm says:

A Nokia... I'll survive this. :D

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C&C_FOREVER
C&C_FOREVER Dec 18 2012, 3:43pm replied:

just don't throw it, or that happens:
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Galacticruler
Galacticruler Dec 17 2012, 8:05pm says:

A Door....

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Guest
Guest Dec 17 2012, 11:27pm says:

Mini Frigde

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GeneralKong
GeneralKong Dec 18 2012, 12:19am says:

mass effect 3, well you could say this will not result...........

(puts on sunglasses)

..........in a happy ending

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Admiral_Skeybar
Admiral_Skeybar Dec 18 2012, 1:17am says:

Master Chief!...

...in miniature.

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Phenixtri
Phenixtri Dec 18 2012, 3:50am says:

Well I got my Polish made PPs-43 ... sadly its only blank firing and partially disassembled for cleaning >_< Guess I could use it as a club tho :P

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit Dec 18 2012, 5:57am says:

You could have said left...

To the LEFT I have a heavy piece of wood that broke off my desk, a long, thin, aluminum pole used for hanging clothing, and a set of heavy iron bed frames...

To my right: a plastic speaker.

...I guess I could blare Cranberries music as I march into my doom XD

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler Dec 18 2012, 8:21am replied:

To my left is......wait for it.....ANOTHER DOOR!
man, my options suck.

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gammerod
gammerod Dec 18 2012, 7:17am says:

My school picture.

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit Dec 19 2012, 10:41am replied:

Use it as a decoy! :D

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erikwijnands
erikwijnands Dec 18 2012, 7:49am says:

HA! an A/C unit, I'll freeze the crap out of them. the cold worked already, right?

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer Dec 18 2012, 8:01am says:

I got the pillows above my bed... PILLOW FIGHT!!!

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Bu7loos
Bu7loos Dec 18 2012, 8:05am says:

Forks and knives ,Oh well... chaw time !! ,Damn I hope they easte good.

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Cody17
Cody17 Dec 18 2012, 12:03pm says:

I got an iPad hmmm don't think so

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Angel_of_Death2
Angel_of_Death2 Dec 18 2012, 1:42pm says:

a chair.

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