Explode patents. Freeze patents. Set patents on fire. Dissolve them in acid. But they'll fight back. A sidescrolling shooter inspired by the awfulness of patent illustrations.

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Patent Blaster: A Retrospective

Patent Blaster: A Retrospective

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...a giant orange hovering duck shouting "Yes! Yes! Yes!" while occasionally emitting smaller ducks that turn into acid-spitting zombies upon death.

Open Sourced.

Open Sourced.

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A quick announcement: Patent Blaster is now open source.

Patent Blaster is 80% off this week

Patent Blaster is 80% off this week

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To celebrate the IndieDB announcement of my next game, Space Exploration: Serpens Sector, Patent Blaster is 80% off this week - $1 instead of $5.

House Update!

House Update!

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Acid leaks. Exploding barrels. Jars of mysterious substances. Books that whisper obscenities. Torn wallpaper patched up with patent applications. The...

House Update: Progress Report

House Update: Progress Report

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I've been hard at work at the House Update, introducing shelves of musty old books, torches, tasteless china dogs, and many more weapons.

Patent Blaster 1.0.1: The Bugfix Update

Patent Blaster 1.0.1: The Bugfix Update

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The Bugfix update improves a bunch of small graphics and performance things. Next: the House Update, with More Stuff!

Patent Blaster Released, Trailer & Demo Available

Patent Blaster Released, Trailer & Demo Available

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The elephant has launched: Patent Blaster is done and available for download.

Release Date Announcement!

Release Date Announcement!

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This is it - the game is in the hands of the testers for one last round, and I'm strapping a rocket to this Elephant: the release date for Patent Blaster...

patent-blaster.com goes live

patent-blaster.com goes live

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As I'm ramping up to release, the game's website is now live. What remains is mostly testing and balancing.

The menagerie expands

The menagerie expands

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I'm adding new creature graphics to the game, still inspired by the awfulness of patent art.

Gearing up for Launch

Gearing up for Launch

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I'm getting ready to launch Patent-Blaster in mid-March, which means taking care of all the little details - like getting a proper logo for the game!

Some background

Some background

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Patent blaster is the result of what would probably be diagnosed as a mild manic episode...

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