Patent Blaster Mac Demo
Mar 15, 2013 Demo 0 commentsExplode patents. Freeze patents. Set patents on fire. Dissolve them in acid. But they'll fight back. A sidescrolling shooter inspired by the awfulness...
Explode patents. Freeze patents. Set patents on fire. Dissolve them in acid. But they'll fight back. A sidescrolling shooter inspired by the awfulness of patent illustrations.
Elephants charge at you with a stick of color acting like a lightsaber, before falling to your superior flamethrower, but not before they’re resurrected and your cackling evil twin erupts on the scene, literally flying in all directions, just above the hovering hollow bear with a freeze ray. I love games in which each second of gameplay can be described as thus; it’s delightfully ridiculous.
Chris Priestman, Indie Statik
...strange, juicy, and fun... The visual style of this game is unique.
Indie Game Hunt
0 comments by Zarkonnen on Apr 11th, 2013

The environment Patent Blaster's played in came together somewhat haphazardly. I wanted to keep the graphical focus on the creatures and the particle effects, and chose a bunch of muted wallpapers as a background. From this the idea evolved that the game is set in a rather oddly and tastelessly furnished mansion.
The House Update will flesh out this setting: shelves of musty old books, torches, tasteless china dogs, and, yes, even crates! You can smash them! They may contain things! Just be careful of the acid dripping from the ceiling and some of the more... unusual volumes in the library.
Explode patents. Freeze patents. Set patents on fire. Dissolve them in acid. But they'll fight back. A sidescrolling shooter inspired by the awfulness...
Explode patents. Freeze patents. Set patents on fire. Dissolve them in acid. But they'll fight back. A sidescrolling shooter inspired by the awfulness...
Explode patents. Freeze patents. Set patents on fire. Dissolve them in acid. But they'll fight back. A sidescrolling shooter inspired by the awfulness...
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@jareiko Ooh, looks interesting. :-)
May 15 2013, 7:24am
New site design I'm working on: T.co Thoughts?
May 14 2013, 4:03pm
Just working on reskinning the Patent Blaster site... T.co
May 14 2013, 8:21am
"Closeted men infected with HIV died an average of two to three years earlier than out men." T.co
May 14 2013, 4:34am
@ZoeQuinnzel Mostly they're domain names for ideas that seem totally world-changing at 3 AM. Tho I still want to do that cat ladder tumblr.
May 13 2013, 1:54pm
@ZoeQuinnzel I tend to drunk purchase domain names. It's a problem.
May 13 2013, 11:05am
@jareiko I'm thinking iambic pentameter.
May 11 2013, 5:19pm
I just wrote quick outline for each of my next 31 blog posts. This is probably a weird way of doing things.
May 11 2013, 12:44pm
STOP PRESS NEW KITTENS T.co
May 10 2013, 6:29am
Dress as these guys, basically. T.co
May 10 2013, 5:58am