Acid leaks. Exploding barrels. Jars of mysterious substances. Books that whisper obscenities. Torn wallpaper patched up with patent applications. The...
Let's just say I'm not very fond of the patent system. My way of dealing: making Patent Blaster, a sidescrolling explodey kind of game based on awful patent art come to life. Your mission: invalidate those patents using any means necessary.
Elephants charge at you with a stick of color acting like a lightsaber, before falling to your superior flamethrower, but not before they’re resurrected and your cackling evil twin erupts on the scene, literally flying in all directions, just above the hovering hollow bear with a freeze ray. I love games in which each second of gameplay can be described as thus; it’s delightfully ridiculous.
Chris Priestman, Indie Statik
...strange, juicy, and fun... The visual style of this game is unique.
Indie Game Hunt
It's released under the MIT license for the code and a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported license for most of the assets. You can get the details - and the code - on GitHub. You can still buy the game by clicking this well-crafted link.
And remember: hover-elephant is watching.
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Some people plan their blog posts. I make a directed graph and then color in the nodes to figure out the right ordering. Wheee.
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@CPriestman Yeah, gamer identity was created as a way to sell us more stuff. Bleh.
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RT @Colin_TBTAMC: There's alot of complacent nonsense about 21st reactionary politics being the last gasp of dying ideologies. That's truly…
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@CuriousExped Ah, that European minimalism. Form follows function. Also, dinosaurs.
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Also, I love Star Trek I. Yes, the pacing is awful and the acting is wooden. But the spaceships look like real physical objects!
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