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A man escapes from a prison where he has been held for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hesn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you". To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, Honey. I love you, too." -- HuntEr |
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LMAO! -- Why wont it save me? |
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Very funny... weird --
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OMG. -- |
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May 25 2004 Anchor | |
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hahahah rofl! Hello hunter -- Nothing. |
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May 25 2004 Anchor | |
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-- running a hot rodded mac mini |
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May 25 2004 Anchor | |
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Haha just started laughing my ass off when I read that -- ShadowLore profile: Moddb.com |
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May 25 2004 Anchor | |
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Talk about a plot twist --
Irony at its finest. |
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| May 25 2004 Anchor | ||
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good one, never saw that coming..... |
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I can just imagine the woman saying it really sarcastic and the guys face just showing him literally getting his own medicine. -- Why wont it save me? |
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| May 25 2004 Anchor | ||
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That is all kinds of wrong. - Edited By 40ozFreak On Tue 25th, May 2004 @ 5:26:19pm |
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May 25 2004 Anchor | |
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Cool, I am going to tell to my friends ! -- I AM CHEWBACCA, I'd sooner kiss a wookie ! |
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-- THE modDB Delawarian Me ---> |
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hahahaha didn't see it coming at all either. that was the funniest thing i've heard all day hunter! |
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May 25 2004 Anchor | |
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Yea I didn't expect it at all ether. -- ShadowLore profile: Moddb.com |
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May 25 2004 Anchor | |
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AHahahahhahaa!½!! Funny! |
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May 25 2004 Anchor | |
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All ready heard it, but funny. -- 98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 98% that is an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig. |
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May 25 2004 Anchor | |
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ick! That was disgusting and I find it offensive! |
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| May 26 2004 Anchor | ||
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Oh man, I thought that was a post for a mod idea until I read the whole thing. That would make for an interesting mod though - survival horror with rumble pack support. --
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Disgusting, I agree. But offensive? Why?
/me slowly slides away from rotten -- THE modDB Delawarian Me ---> |
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May 26 2004 Anchor | |
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Because he didn't read the whole thing, he just saw the word "gay" and thought "EWW GAYS ARE EVIL!" |
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Offensive? its a peice of harmless fun -- Nothing. |
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huh????????? |
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May 26 2004 Anchor | |
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I don't see how anyone can find that offensive. --
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| May 26 2004 Anchor | ||
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owned -- STILL BAD, STILL BALLIN' |
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... but funny. 
:de::paranoid: <--- Ronald McDonald
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