A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Starlifter Render

To the rescue!

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SveaRikeSoldier @ GLA Hideout

Oh my lord... You all should already know the GLA doesn't get their radar from their Hideout! WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING? This looks awesome.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Deer

So I was right. Cool!

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Butterfly

I can't even see the damn thing. But neat additions though! Will you add more animals like deer and bears?

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SveaRikeSoldier @ USA Solar Archimedes Tank

(buried)

That reminds me of something...

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Rise of the Reds

Hmm... I can't access the forums?

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SveaRikeSoldier @ China Dragonstar Drone

Lodestar!

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Screen1

Can you even build in that environment?

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SveaRikeSoldier @ USA

Nice model. But typical.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ [Nuke Gen] PHL-1123 "Longdong" MIRV Launcher

You gotta have the opposite of a long dong to drive around in that.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Sand Bastion

That is pure beauty right there.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ GLA Toxin Power Plant

How can toxin be used as a source of power?

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Revolution Lightmap Object

What's the difference? It's darker?

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Rise of the Reds

I can't go to the forums. Just says 404 Not Found.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Low Polygon Republic

It is an April Fools' prank but I wouldn't mind seeing a mod with these cartoony-looking units.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ WSF Super Carrier

Do you have permission to use this artwork? I have seen it on DeviantArt before.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Multiple Targeting System

Sexy effects.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ GLA BM21 Grad Variants

"The Truck"? That's quite out of context.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ GLA Rocket Buggy Variants

*humorous Rocket Buggy quote*

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SveaRikeSoldier @ EU Factory v.2

All of them.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ USF T-10N Raider

Looks like the recoil would tip it over.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Cannon Bunker

This bunker is part of the storyline xD

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SveaRikeSoldier @ EU Arbalest MLRS

Finally a military vehicle nicknamed Arbalest. Love the ring of that!

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SveaRikeSoldier @ China Emperor Tank

Mm, me likey. I love the swaying hull.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Screenshots

Oversized much?

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SveaRikeSoldier @ European Factory

The last one looks like a beach mansion.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ EU drone concept

All of them.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Recycling Technology Update 6

Looks like a radar vehicle.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Rogue Republic

Aw, I liked it.

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SveaRikeSoldier @ Rogue Republic

Hey what happened to all your faux news reports about Ostslavia and those? I can't find them.

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