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TOWNS WILL BE GIVING FREE COPIES OF THEIR GAME AWAY IN AN EPIC COMMENT’S CONTEST

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TOWNS WILL BE GIVING FREE COPIES OF THEIR GAME AWAY IN AN EPIC
COMMENT’S CONTEST


Yes, you heard it right, our game’s mascot Napoleón, has this to say on the subject...


I’m grumpy because I just got bathed, so in penitence, you must give free copies of your game to the nice people in the comments section, announce the winners on monday, only then will I behave....” -Napoleón

Some true wisdom straight from the dog’s mouth. Let’s oblige his request shall we? Over the next week, we will be scouring the comments page for the coolest comments. The ones we feel are the most original will get a complimentary copy of our game. Winners will be announced on monday afternoon!

Good luck to everyone!

6 years old kid playing Towns
Fan-made screenshot. User: Mercurio

- SMP


Disclaimer: You don't actually need to post an epic comment, if you want to enter the draw just put your name.

Comments  (0 - 50 of 188)
C&C-Pickled
C&C-Pickled

So, an epic comment ae? Let me give this a try... MyeeaaaheenehehehaHAAAHheheheeeeeeeee EHKHEM... ha!

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ajackcolds
ajackcolds

Napoleon hates showers, but you will love "Towns".
And please vote for it in Indie of The Year, because apparently his dog won't.

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nicoquipi
nicoquipi

Sorry, wrong reply

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soer5713
soer5713

I used to make epic comments..... then i took an arrow to the knee

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Outbreak2086
Outbreak2086

Lol, you know how long it took me to figure out that all the "knee arrow" comments people keep saying were from Skyrim. I was wondering why every time I read one I kept hearing it in a weird Norse sounding accent.

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nicoquipi
nicoquipi

there is a 90% chance this comment is epic

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PhillipPhoenix
PhillipPhoenix

Is this the comment page???

For then I will give you the BEST COMMENT EVER!!!

This game is ....... ! I really .... the idea!
I wonder if this game will get ...... graphics though!
Because it would .... them. Please continue your ....... work!
DON'T LET NAPOLÉON DOWN!!!
(Insert some missing words xD, You'll see, there are more possibillities, so you decide, what stood there ;P )

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chriscane
chriscane

free TOWNS giveaway! "stare into Napoleon eye" I must do what my master Napoleon commands me to do.

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Skyswimsky
Skyswimsky

Wait what? Your Dog dislikes water? Maybe he's a cat in disguise!

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Beorod
Beorod

I like turtles

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elring
elring

Interresting game. Waiting for winning it :)

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MarcusM
MarcusM

._.

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smashersuper
smashersuper

mmmm well my comment (i hope it counts if its also a suggestion)

looks heavily inspired in dwarf fortress whit a mix of graphical works, tought its has something diferent from those all city buildings game that makes it original too bad napoleon cant play it :( ...

this game its just cool tought when i play it the screen where the sprites are supoosed to be its white for some reason, i just see a white screen with nothing more same with minimap, maybe its because its need much video memory? also you could implement a animaiton system or something like that, otherwise, it looks like stonesense of dwarf fortress, the sprites doesnt do moves or animation that could make it unique and you could add something like a custom creature maker, like a txt where the creatures strengh, health, speed and used sprite and name are stored for customizing and adding those to the game...

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richard_III
richard_III

After playing Towns for a week, I found myself doing tasks just like townspeople AI would do them. It's made me more productive.

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Suduki
Suduki

I HAVE ALREADY BOUGHT IT, BUT I NEED MOAR!

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hero1900
hero1900

wow you so greedy if you win then, please consider gifting it to me, i am short on $$ and cant afford it for now

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Lupus_of_nox_noctis
Lupus_of_nox_noctis

EPIC COMMENT? YOU WANT AN EPIC COMMENT?

THIS.
IS.
EPIC.
COMMENT!

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
*kicks you down pit and grabs game copy as it falls out of your hands*

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killnox
killnox

*sees "Free copies"*
*changes pants*
*thinks for a solid hour about an epic comment*
*decides on: "ragamuffin cats are very fluffy."*

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Lupus_of_nox_noctis
Lupus_of_nox_noctis

On a more serious note, i like the way you guys are trying to get into the community, not enough game developers do that

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ZeusLT
ZeusLT

Sorry, can't make epic comments >_>

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nicoquipi
nicoquipi

- Free copies you say? This is madness!!!
- Masness? THIS IS TOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!

lol

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dafishanator
dafishanator

Napoleon is dynamite, Napoleon is cool, Napoleon is Bonaparte, Napoleon likes pie.

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alexpoysky
alexpoysky

Epic

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TheShadowMG
TheShadowMG

[Insert epic comment here]
No srly I dont know... I dont usually make epic comments

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thekolokolone
thekolokolone

You are reading an epic comment.

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MeatbagWammo
MeatbagWammo

"I don't always play video games, but when I do, I prefer Towns." - Napoleón

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WalterBR
WalterBR

See Napoleon, that's what you get for trying to invade Russia.

Ok, I'm not really good at this :P

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WieselTrupp
WieselTrupp

You get broke very soon if you give free copies away everytime you bath one of your pets :S

One solution to this would be to buy some palettes of air refreshener, its a big investment at first but you save it fast by not giving away all this copies.
though, i wouldnt mind to get a free copy... your choice...

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TheConjurersTower
TheConjurersTower

"Imagination rules the world..."

~ Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte.

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VL_ad100
VL_ad100

i used to make giveaways like you but then i took an arrow to the knee

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medve
medve

you r mistaken the "grumpy" and the "dontbath me one more time or im gonna die" look

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sircrimer
sircrimer

Oh no! I got t'own(s)ed!

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Onemegatongamer
Onemegatongamer

On the first day I made a house!
On the second day I made a town!
On the third day I made man!
On the fourth day I failed :(
And on the fifth day everything I did was undone!
For I am the gamer that fails and as such my town fails with me.
Oh and tuff tiddlywinks my man that goblin thought you were tasty and you were a panzy :\

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nerka99
nerka99

Here's my epic com... NOPE!!! It's Chuck Testa.

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night274
night274

here is your free towns... NOPE!!! It's Chuck Testa.

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The|Lui-G
The|Lui-G

Nothing justifies washing your dog. Not even doom music

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Dotdroid
Dotdroid

This comment is not 'EPIC' the one below me will be though, I can asure it :D

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RobbieNor
RobbieNor

EPIC

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SirKillawatt
SirKillawatt

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Napolean hates baths
and will disobey you....

Unless you give me a free copy of Towns :D

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Zenuel
Zenuel

And so it was with humble eyes laid down upon the comments, that he sighed softly, returning hands to the keyboard as he wrote with pride and passion, a glimmer in his eye of things to come, a tingle of hope but not one of expectation, Zenuel took great care in jotting down reasons he believed his comment to be worthy, but as he wrote fear gripped him like a vice, would it count if he wrote something as if from a page in a novel? No, he thought, nearly out loud as his key tapping grew faster and louder, he tried to push the thoughts to the back of his mind, but yet they dwelled, lingering in the air like that of stagefright for a child fresh onto the scene, he began to worry as he typed, concerned that with every word he grew lesser, and his comment lost weight, soon he was reading, re-reading and doubting still, the thoughts washed over him forcing him to wonder what he had concocted, with trepidation he lifted his hands from the keyboard, staring at the now blinking cursor, an advisary he'd become very familiar with, what would he write? He sighed again, this time leaning back in his chair, his eyes wondering the ceiling, thoughts painting themselves in strokes onto the open canvas, "That dog is pretty cute though.." he mulled out loud "Hmm, perhaps I can do this.." he looked down at the comment box in defience, resting again with his hands on the keyboard "Alright, I have an idea" soon the tip and tap of the keys was filling the air again, soon, he thought, soon he would have a comment to post. But when?

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killnox
killnox

dammit. we all just lost.

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Dotdroid
Dotdroid

Woaw you really want this game don't you :P

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ajs124
ajs124

i want to be able to play sc2knet :'( it doesn't run in wine, it doesn't run on windows xp, and windows 95 laggs like hell in vertualbox >.<
this game somehow reminds me of it, now me sad.

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Flash112
Flash112

I live in a deep mountain cave next to Mordor (i have internet though), but since Mordor is located in North Korea (Filmmakers didnt mention that,as it would mean a political mess) my internet browsing is very censored, so i cant even take a look at any kind of towns, and since there is lava all around the mountains i cant go to any towns, so i would be amazingly happy to try to play "Towns"! ;D
-Cheers!

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night274
night274

When i play Towns i feel like in reallife. i must kill the spiders and then i get hungry and my mom makes me food.

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AlexVSharp
AlexVSharp

Forced comments are forced. >_>
Being epic means doing it without trying too hard...

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Learz
Learz

Hey! hey, hey! You know what?

...Bacon

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entvex
entvex

I would like a copy of TOWNS beacuse then i can finally feel at home

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supermalparit Author
supermalparit

The whole comments contest is all in good fun, it was something we came up with with one too many drinks in us. If you want to just post your name you'll get in the draw!

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AlexVSharp
AlexVSharp

True, too much liquor makes you feel epic every time...
...until you're sober and realise your house is on fire.

So yeah, count me in. :P

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