TOWNS WILL BE GIVING FREE COPIES OF THEIR GAME AWAY IN AN EPIC COMMENT’S CONTEST

Posted by supermalparit on Dec 7th, 2011

TOWNS WILL BE GIVING FREE COPIES OF THEIR GAME AWAY IN AN EPIC
COMMENT’S CONTEST


Yes, you heard it right, our game’s mascot Napoleón, has this to say on the subject...


I’m grumpy because I just got bathed, so in penitence, you must give free copies of your game to the nice people in the comments section, announce the winners on monday, only then will I behave....” -Napoleón

Some true wisdom straight from the dog’s mouth. Let’s oblige his request shall we? Over the next week, we will be scouring the comments page for the coolest comments. The ones we feel are the most original will get a complimentary copy of our game. Winners will be announced on monday afternoon!

Good luck to everyone!

6 years old kid playing Towns
Fan-made screenshot. User: Mercurio

- SMP


Disclaimer: You don't actually need to post an epic comment, if you want to enter the draw just put your name.

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supermalparit Author
supermalparit Dec 7 2011 says:

The whole comments contest is all in good fun, it was something we came up with with one too many drinks in us. If you want to just post your name you'll get in the draw!

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AlexVSharp
AlexVSharp Dec 7 2011 replied:

True, too much liquor makes you feel epic every time...
...until you're sober and realise your house is on fire.

So yeah, count me in. :P

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GuyWhoGoesBoom
GuyWhoGoesBoom Dec 7 2011 says:

No time to write an epic comment, theres an princess in a far away land that needs rescuing. It has nothing to do with Towns. EPICNES AWAAAY !

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lazyassgamer
lazyassgamer Dec 7 2011 says:

Win?

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Drakonius
Drakonius Dec 7 2011 says:

Only then will he behave? Mmmh, I wonder what would happen would Napoleón met Cesar (not Julius :P) the Dog whisperer........I guess they´d need towns because one would be to small for both of them.

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mogensen1994
mogensen1994 Dec 7 2011 says:

holly town be in my pocket :D

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Kontonusus
Kontonusus Dec 7 2011 says:

i'm in

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lockei
lockei Dec 7 2011 says:

in it to win it ^^

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Urdnot.Grunt
Urdnot.Grunt Dec 7 2011 says:

so many ppl trying to get an epic comment xD

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Deux89
Deux89 Dec 7 2011 says:

Woopidoo, lets hop for the best!

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dncmaster
dncmaster Dec 7 2011 says:

Sometimes I dream about cheese

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lodus19
lodus19 Dec 7 2011 says:

FUS ROH DAH!!

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUN DUN Duuuuuuun DUNDUNDUNDUNDUUUUUUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!! (just play Skyrim music in your head, it works better).

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lodus19
lodus19 Dec 7 2011 says:

Also, I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee. SO I HUNTED DOWN THE CULPRIT AND PULLED OUT HIS HEART, SHOWING IT TO HIM STILL BEATING BEFORE HE FELL DEAD BEFORE ME!

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DeathUman
DeathUman Dec 7 2011 says:

This page has no sense...

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yunashadow
yunashadow Dec 7 2011 says:

Wait, a comment contest? What are we supposed to comment about? The game? It looks great and I wish I could try it out. Does that work? Would that be called epic? What do you mean by epic? I am so confused... Is this like a pop quiz? I am bad at pop quizzes... that makes me sad... perhaps a free copy of towns would cheer me up? Only one way to find out... but would you really do it?

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DrHojo123
DrHojo123 Dec 7 2011 says:

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

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crazyboi139
crazyboi139 Dec 7 2011 says:

I need this game as I blew all of my funding on my seawater-based house, only to be foiled by gravity, O' how foul art though laws of physics!

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Andinout
Andinout Dec 7 2011 says:

A Wise Man Once Said... CHEESE!!! for everyone.

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Aarkreinsil
Aarkreinsil Dec 7 2011 says:

I just so happened to have a Spider Christmas in my fort o.O

I was used to Goblin Christmas but this certainly was new. Now the children are unpacking their gifts made of Spiderite, to celebrate the occasion xD

P.S.

I strongly believe that Napoleon will be the final boss or something like the Armok of Towns. Bones for the Dog goD... See what i did thar? :P

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alexpoysky
alexpoysky Dec 7 2011 replied:

Well... you see... that's actually. a good.... idea wow hhahahah

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anger_muffin
anger_muffin Dec 7 2011 says:

I was supposed to go out with my girlfriend tonight... But then I saw the look on that dog's face, and I then decided I needed to post just for the sake of that dog! That was two hours ago... And now I am alone :( ... DAMN YOU NAPOLEON!!!

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matthews445
matthews445 Dec 7 2011 says:

POOT NAME HERE?WITH AN EPIC COMMENT?This game is Pure win Says-Badassspy.

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frollo0
frollo0 Dec 7 2011 says:

accidently ended up on the wrong page, so what exactly is towns?

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alexpoysky
alexpoysky Dec 7 2011 replied:

This one rocks

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CloneWarrior85
CloneWarrior85 Dec 7 2011 says:

Epic comment: brb gonna take a bath to my own dog too.

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TooMiserable
TooMiserable Dec 7 2011 says:

Being witty on command is difficult. I'll give you this fictional ticket for a future witty comment by yours sincerely.

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Sparky245
Sparky245 Dec 7 2011 says:

This is the coolest comment. End of discussion.

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Geez21
Geez21 Dec 7 2011 says:

I'm behind you

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gm_pear
gm_pear Dec 7 2011 says:

...and then Napoleon said "Let there be Towns."

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alienbreed3d
alienbreed3d Dec 7 2011 says:

i wanted free towns game, then i took an arrow to the knee

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pilgrimboy
pilgrimboy Dec 7 2011 says:

"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."

Lenny Bruce

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ladis1
ladis1 Dec 7 2011 says:

All your Towns are belong to me! :)

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FreeFall89
FreeFall89 Dec 7 2011 says:

Just give me the god damn game to finish my awesomeness

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pilgrimboy
pilgrimboy Dec 7 2011 says:

I don't know if you saw this great endorsement. In Avatar the Last Airbender Ogodei says, "OOOH! I love towns!" Just thought I would point it out to you.

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Cnaff
Cnaff Dec 7 2011 says:

AAA WHADUP T-TOWNZ

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SniperCharlie
SniperCharlie Dec 7 2011 says:

"Towns"
Because only a "malparito" can start a settlement on top of a Dungeon.

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beenyo117
beenyo117 Dec 7 2011 says:

To be or not to be ANNHILTED!

im sorry my friends but that will be the fate of you ALL!!
MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Bond, the names James Bond

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beenyo117
beenyo117 Dec 7 2011 says:

SIMTEX!!!

_!_
. .
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-I-
< >

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Chrunchstick
Chrunchstick Dec 7 2011 says:

Massive epic dog, i have a penguin. Also very massive epic. Peace

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AncientT
AncientT Dec 7 2011 says:

THE EYES! THE EYYYYES!

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Servitor
Servitor Dec 7 2011 says:

Sign me up!

Wanted to write something epic but I rest assured that this will do.

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vicolata
vicolata Dec 7 2011 says:

what's a Napoleon? oO

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Oskutin
Oskutin Dec 7 2011 says:

Epic game!!
And haven't even played it yet!

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MindFactoryStudios
MindFactoryStudios Dec 7 2011 says:

I will trade you a copy of Towns for a copy of Little City! =)

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Kanedoom
Kanedoom Dec 7 2011 says:

Only the best can make a comment epic, and I see few that understand the concept, what has happened to the world? Voted.

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Drakenlord
Drakenlord Dec 7 2011 says:

Towns is like SimCity, less the Earthquakes, Alien attacks, riots, godzilla attacks and insane mayor!

or

Towns! Now in 2D!

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TripleRX
TripleRX Dec 7 2011 says:

NOPE! Just Me,Gabe Newell. Gettin a free game.

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HumbleLinux
HumbleLinux Dec 7 2011 says:

I believe this game could seriously use an in-game tutorial. Sure I know it is alpha and that tutorial will be provided. Just saying it is somewhat really needed, as new people are usually confused on what to do in this game.

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Xqulon
Xqulon Dec 7 2011 says:

All Hail Hypno Napoleón ! @_@

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RagnarokSkyx
RagnarokSkyx Dec 7 2011 says:

wood is for mortals TRUE PEOPLE USE DIRT!

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