TOWNS WILL BE GIVING FREE COPIES OF THEIR GAME AWAY IN AN EPIC COMMENT’S CONTEST

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TOWNS WILL BE GIVING FREE COPIES OF THEIR GAME AWAY IN AN EPIC
COMMENT’S CONTEST


Yes, you heard it right, our game’s mascot Napoleón, has this to say on the subject...


I’m grumpy because I just got bathed, so in penitence, you must give free copies of your game to the nice people in the comments section, announce the winners on monday, only then will I behave....” -Napoleón

Some true wisdom straight from the dog’s mouth. Let’s oblige his request shall we? Over the next week, we will be scouring the comments page for the coolest comments. The ones we feel are the most original will get a complimentary copy of our game. Winners will be announced on monday afternoon!

Good luck to everyone!

6 years old kid playing Towns
Fan-made screenshot. User: Mercurio

- SMP


Disclaimer: You don't actually need to post an epic comment, if you want to enter the draw just put your name.

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Gzack123
Gzack123

I would say something about the game, but it just bothers me that you named your dog Napoleon, didn't he lose to the Russian?

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alexpoysky
alexpoysky

His name is Naopleon because he is small, silent, and determined!

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Garyn Dakari

Half my brain just fell out my ear, and took with it the epic comment I was about to make...

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vicolata
vicolata

sdrawkcab siht daer uoy edam I
niw eht rof snwot

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poisoned
poisoned

Got me xD

Anyway i have a lot of time on my hands (2 watches) to play towns :D

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KananTheViking
KananTheViking

"Bellum. War nunquam permanenti. *** aurora, humani generis primum cognita caede maiores nostri virtute petram os fusus est cruor in omni nomine a Deo ad iustitiam simplex psychotic furor.

Anno MMLXXVII, millennii post proelium armis, se sustinere non posset exitosus natura hominis. Mundus demerserunt in abyssum ignis et nuclear irradiatione. Sed non, ut quidam praedixit, finem mundi. Sed fuit simpliciter prologo Apocalypsi cap cruento alterius generis humani historiam. **** successerat in perditione mundi - sed bellum, belli nunquam permanenti.

In prima die milia pepercit sub ingenti terrore per holocaustum per fugientis tabernacula vaults ut. Sed *** inde evasissent, nisi se ad infernum terunt salutantur - omnes praeter CI egestas bibendum. Nam fatalis die, pluit ignem de caelo gigantem egestas bibendum metus porta clausa CI labor lapsus ... nec reopened. , Ubi nata es. Hic quia moriemini in CI egestas bibendum, nemo intrat numquam deserit. "
translate that and you will realize its epicness

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VMetal
VMetal

I´ll just pretend its Lorem Ipsum so my brain stops hurting :P

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AdamMcnubbins
AdamMcnubbins

My body is ready!

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drlemon
drlemon

Look at your game
Now back at towns
Now back at your game
Now back to towns
Sadly, it isn't towns.
AND IT NEVER WILL BECAUSE TOWNS IS AWESOME!

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metalmouth7
metalmouth7

Decent. Such an effort to reward your fans is truely awesome. Count me in.

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alexpoysky
alexpoysky

Thanks mate!

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Dashie~
Dashie~

the most epic comment you ever need to hear... PONIES, 20% cooler than all the other comments, gotta love dat rarity <3

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ServoIS
ServoIS

Towns way better then mounds!

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czwarty
czwarty

brussels sprouts

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chanman161
chanman161

I see there are Mustaches. creators you make me proud

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UlfRacoon
UlfRacoon

After playing this game on my friends computer. Mind = Blown. I love Dwarf Fortress and games like that. Even if I didn't get that much time I really enjoyed it. I really see the potential in this game and that it might become a great game with a little polish and add a few stuff

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ltchuan
ltchuan

This game looks pretty good. Must try it.

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Nil_Einne
Nil_Einne

Sorry Napoleón, I prefer cats to dogs!

(LEE Tet Yoon)

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izac112
izac112

Pootis Man coming from sandvih land

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Arenlor
Arenlor

How's this for epic, to get it to work on Linux 64 with Java 7 you need to download the latest version of lwjgl and copy lwjgl/jar/lwjgl.jar and lwjgl_util.jar to towns/lib/ (replacing the ones that are there) and copy the entire contents of lwjgl/native/linux to towns/lib/native (replacing all six files). Keep a backup copy of the fixed files under a different name in the folder (say, lwjgl.jar.fix) so that you can quickly copy them after updates.

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JacquesPOSER
JacquesPOSER

no epic comment.. just a big fat thank you! this is what i wished for when playing dwarf fortress, im an old school gamer, but it's never a bad thing to have a little bit of visual eyecandy, accessibility, an easy to use GUI etc (on top of that, as much as i love DF, i suck horrible at it ^^)... this game could (im pretty sure it will) grow into something awesome..
so thank you for your work so far, im looking forward to spend many, many hours with your game!

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matthews445
matthews445

Your dog has such and amazing eyes!My Eyes compared to his are nothing!

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hobocode
hobocode

I am loving the idea and work you have going in Towns. Whether I get a free copy or not, I'll be picking this game up! So.... thanks!

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McGravin
McGravin

I'm curious about this game, but the demo hasn't sold me on it yet. I'm sure a free copy would give me more of a chance to play, find out that I enjoy the game, and talk it up to my friends and on forums!

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yvannm
yvannm

Epic comments ? I like it :p

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cypherwulfe
cypherwulfe

@feliciaday Somewhere, a worm is tweeting, "Eff this, I am gonna go play towns."

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Bagelification
Bagelification

Looks like Napoleón has Short Dog syndrome.

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wigumen
wigumen

Epic Comment Hmmm... what shud i write. ah ha, LEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOY JEEEEEENKINS!

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Ceical
Ceical

I love Dwarf Fortress and I cannot wait to see where you guys take this game. I should be playing the demo shortly, and will most likely purchase the game in the near future. Games like this are wonderfully underplayed and overlooked. I wish you the best of look in the near future on developing.

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deadlyhabit
deadlyhabit

I heard there was punch and pie

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Zorqeain
Zorqeain

Seeing as how, I only need to post my name my name, It is Zorqeain.
However for the sake of epic,

Epic comment is epic.

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cheesybob1
cheesybob1

Sorry, but the epic comment is in another castle.

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MRcool1000
MRcool1000

I used to geek skyrim. Then I took an arrow in my graphic card.

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MRcool1000
MRcool1000

BONK BONK BONK BONK! - tf2 scout has returned >_> <_< and that is the epicness
I-----------------------I
I GUN --- I
I_____________I
I I O I
I I I
I I
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g414
g414

tyrtyjh

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killnox
killnox

*AHEM*
Towns is awesome
Towns is new
I love towns and so should you!

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paperboat
paperboat

Skyrim sucks.

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nNa
nNa

I really don't have anything epic to say, so here is an ASCII mouse:
<:3 )~~~

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BigBrainiac
BigBrainiac

If you say another "arrow to the knee" joke, things will get worse for you my friend.

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sukyi
sukyi

PICKLEWEASEL!

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2player111
2player111

SKYRIM has ..... TOWNS!!!!! Epic Right? It's Like Inception, Think About It.

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darkproject8
darkproject8

I like trains.....and sexy games....and this is a sexy game....

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Sim9
Sim9

Obligatory meme post: I.imgur.com

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Venrez
Venrez

Danananana...
Birds.
Dinosaurs in disguise.
No really.
Go look it up. Its true.

We need miniature T-Rex'es with wings to populate our cities like pigeons!

Only then would our city statues look 100% more awesome as they nest.

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Novae7
Novae7

EPIC // Thats the comment ;)

damm it i wasn't the first one with this idea -.-"
hmm maybe if i kill the guy who write it first... let me think....

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joshdude10
joshdude10

I want this game because i want it.

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VMetal
VMetal

I would demolish my house since it lacks the proper zone structure for bedrooms and kitchens and a total lack of a proper workbench, but that would clutter my stockpiles (Mom says I just throw stuff on the floor but we know its all very well planed, right?)

The thing is, to make a proper home, dungeon crawl and get rich I need to be prepared! What better way to do so than getting a copy of this simulator? I heard around that this is the most accurate one for such a daunting task. If a dog named after a dwarfish conqueror believes such gift can help my cause then please do deliver.

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Bang3426
Bang3426

Towns will make my game collection complete, until I see a new game I want.

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Dpedersen
Dpedersen

This comment is epic because I say it is.

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Quixa
Quixa

Urist McTowns learned a lot from his Dwarven-in-law brothers and ventured forth into new lands with interactive UIs and fabulous isometric views! He can't wait to spread the word far and wide, showering adoring followers with some free Fun! He'd give The Creator of his new lands a hug, but he's too busy digging holes to see what treasures (or peril) await.

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