TOWNS WILL BE GIVING FREE COPIES OF THEIR GAME AWAY IN AN EPIC COMMENT’S CONTEST

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TOWNS WILL BE GIVING FREE COPIES OF THEIR GAME AWAY IN AN EPIC
COMMENT’S CONTEST


Yes, you heard it right, our game’s mascot Napoleón, has this to say on the subject...


I’m grumpy because I just got bathed, so in penitence, you must give free copies of your game to the nice people in the comments section, announce the winners on monday, only then will I behave....” -Napoleón

Some true wisdom straight from the dog’s mouth. Let’s oblige his request shall we? Over the next week, we will be scouring the comments page for the coolest comments. The ones we feel are the most original will get a complimentary copy of our game. Winners will be announced on monday afternoon!

Good luck to everyone!

6 years old kid playing Towns
Fan-made screenshot. User: Mercurio

- SMP


Disclaimer: You don't actually need to post an epic comment, if you want to enter the draw just put your name.

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JoeMammaBinladen
JoeMammaBinladen

This game is all that and a bag of chips. The fact that it is avaliable for linux is super tight like prom night. If it were given to me for free id recomend it to everyone i know. If i payed for it i might not recomend it (hint hint)

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camo326
camo326

This be mein epic comment:
If given a free copy of this epic game, I will be able to quadruple my great efforts of social buzzing about this awesome game and make it rain epic fire with great alpha funders (funders sounds like thunders which means awesome.) Either way this game is great stuff. Keep up the awesomely great epic work!

Word count:
-Epic: 5
-Awesome: 4
Great: 5

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TungstenPinball
TungstenPinball

This here is my entry to the epic/fun contest/drawing.

Also, chiming in with a cheer for there being a Linux version.

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redpill0
redpill0

Derick. :)

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sukyi
sukyi

Muffin cat is king of muffins (muffin cat ----> Dropline.net )

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Swiatowic
Swiatowic

Would I like to play a game that combines the two best categories of games? **** YES! Would I like to play a game that is Sim City, but with monsters? **** YES! Would I like I to pour hours into a city that will one day purge a dark and dangerous land from horrid monsters? **** YES! So would I like a chance to win a game that would let me do all of this? **** YES!

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Heyyou
Heyyou

I Didnt ask for this

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liamdawe
liamdawe

Is this an epic comment? Probably not, nothing to do with the dog either (although i really want a dog!), i have just had a baby (well my partner, not me, i mean that would be impossible for me to do that) and need another game to keep me busy when hes alseep and i'm not.....oh and so i can also keep up with the development and post regular news on it for gamingonlinux.com ;)

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lolpew
lolpew

Disclaimer hmmm? i could go on about how amazing this game is or i could just say, lolpew

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Urfoex
Urfoex

Epic isn't epic anymore because they don't have Linux clients anymore.
So Towns having a Linux client makes Towns more epic then Epic.

Good Luck!

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Giako
Giako

If my town was like a Towns' town, I would go out and build to(w)ns of buildings so that I'd turn my town into a very big town!

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Murderhead
Murderhead

A free copy of Towns for me would be so epic.

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tommivs
tommivs

*epic comment*

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Ridiculous03
Ridiculous03

I think a quote out of "The Epic of Gilgamesh" should be epic enough:

"Humbaba’s mouth is fire; his roar the floodwater;

his breath is death. Enlil made him guardian
of the Cedar Forest, to frighten off the mortal

who would venture there. But who would venture
there? Humbaba’s mouth is fire; his roar

is the floodwater; he breathes and there is death.
He hears the slightest sound somewhere in the Forest.

Enlil made him terrifying guardian,
Whose mouth is fire, whose roar the floodwater."
—Tablet II

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Panta
Panta

Im Chuck Norris, so this comment is epic. No... Its more than that.

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Baverpoo
Baverpoo

i want towns for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my name is baverpooooo

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Pukas
Pukas

After seein Napoleón's pic I finally know how Shrek creators came up with idea for Puss in a Boots eye scenes.

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bobross419
bobross419

Can't get much more epic than 10 hours of epic sax guy....

Youtube.com

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Yeban
Yeban

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_Motoki_
_Motoki_

I'm too tired right now to be epic, but I'd like to try to enter anyhow,

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Tony29
Tony29

Get a regular calculator, add 21846.2 by 225, multiply that answer by 125 divide that answer by 50. Turn it upside down and read it. That is what this game is.

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ExtremeTaco
ExtremeTaco

Hmm TOWNS looks neat! You can build towns!

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Teburninator
Teburninator

Where are we going? To TOWNS!
Why are we going? Because we like going down TOWNS!
Why is this comment epic? I don't know, give me a copy of Towns and I'll tell you.

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SmackleFunky
SmackleFunky

This comment is not very creative

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jesperj
jesperj

I would like to give towns a spin. Thanks!

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Neuroaktivo
Neuroaktivo

ME WANTS FREE COPY ME BE SO POOR, JUST HAVE MONEY FOR WEED!

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Papule
Papule

This game looks Awesome!! I wanna alpha test!

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Lucienro
Lucienro

Napoleón actually used to like showers, but let me tell you his story.

It was a foggy afternoon followed by a rainy evening. Unfortunately, Napoleón and his master were out that day, enjoying the fresh air and perfuming the lamp-posts. As the rain started to fall, both dog and master ran to the apartment. But it was too late, the unavoidable happened and the dog was wet and smelling like wetdog. So Napoleón was brought to the bathtub, soaped all over, and that's the arrow he took in the knee.

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oogyboo
oogyboo

I really want to just dig up the entire map, while creating stockpiles for everything on subsequent levels (I guess I'd have to keep a small island with a carpenter, so I could make ladders.)
Me and my friends did this on Kingdom for keflings once - we went through the entire 'story' and then punched down all the buildings, then piled all of the materials into single-material piles. We thought about also chopping down all the trees/mining all the rock, but it would have taken weeks.

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X_Tornado
X_Tornado

Towns, i hope there isn't arrows there, i'mt tired of the arrow in the knee jokes.

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Rockhoundhigh
Rockhoundhigh

"Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors, But today we kneel only to free stuff." :p

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Dsdude500
Dsdude500

I really want this game but I'm broke! D: PLease give me a free copy Napoleon? :D

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Vanslipper
Vanslipper

an epic comment contest? Nahh dont need something like that.. The game alone is just to EPIC for that to make any Contests over it :3

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begedin
begedin

I'm forced to post an epic comment since this is an epic giveaway for an extremely epic epic game. Is that epic enough? Oh, and this would be an epic X-mas present.

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ElberethZ
ElberethZ

EPIC COMMENT ;-)

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night274
night274

this is the onley town building game i want to play i hope i get a free copy to play it

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tylerhw
tylerhw

It's not Farmville, it's not Dwarf Fortress, I want to play it.

PS: Has anyone actually posted their name?

Tyler

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mtj84
mtj84

Is the lottery over yet? if not, this is my ticket

-MJ

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MegaKykyRyky
MegaKykyRyky

I used to make an arrow to the knee jokes. Then one day, I took an arrow to the ELBOW. BAZINGA

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