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Welcome to April 1st. Spring is in full swing and we a have a lot of news to cover today. Hope you are as excited about this update as we are.

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Welcome to April 1st. Spring is in full swing and we a have a lot of news to cover today. We hope you are as excited about this update as we are. To move from worst news to best news, we will start with the loss of a developer.


Sadly, Eero was kicked off the team after we discovered his bratwurst fetish. This means that I, Eric, needed to step in as the 2D artist for the team. My latest work is this mock-up of the Load out screen:


On the flip side, we have some great news for you! After more than a year of working on the change over to Orange Box, you will finally get to play the new RnL soon. All of our Beta testers were executed by firing squad due to a failure in peace negotiations and therefore we will be releasing an open Beta test build to the public this month. Keep your eyes out for the release date. We really think you will love the new Wolfenstein approach that was taken.


Lastly, we are in the process of merging with a major video game company that has yet to be announced. Don't worry about any changes, though. After the Beta is released, there will be a delay as we fully integrate into the company. The following release will be a full game at $59.99. The team is overwhelmingly excited.


That is all we have for this update, stick around until the 15th for the mid-month Road to the Future. Also, before I finish this off, Happy April Fool's Day.


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SweatbackSTEEN
SweatbackSTEEN

finally pogo sticks!

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D3V1LISH_SNIPER
D3V1LISH_SNIPER

lol april fool!

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NullSoldier
NullSoldier

I'm gonna rape people with those pogo sticks. I'm jump around like a badass soldier taking out Germans left and right with my pea shooter.

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jamsoup
jamsoup

hitler with gatling guns for arms? me likey

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awesomepossum
awesomepossum

I wanna kill Hitler on a pogo stick! :P

You might want to make an easter egg like that...

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SolidFake
SolidFake

double gatling hands hitler
lol

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Inafinus
Inafinus

I came EVERYWHERE!

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Sparky245
Sparky245

I CAN'T WAIT! POGO STICKS!

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xXMaNiAcXx
xXMaNiAcXx

WHAT THE **** DOES THIS MEAN:bratwurst fetish O.o

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ausbushman
ausbushman

Bratwurst (pronounced Brart-verst) is a type of German sausage. En.wikipedia.org

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MitchellS
MitchellS

LOL XD

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chris_sloany
chris_sloany

wow! impressive update! hope to see more material like this in the future! great work!

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UKcharlie
UKcharlie

You promised the spacehopper of doom. All I get is bloody pogo sticks.

Not Impressed. The festive hat does make up for it a bit though...

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AnarchyDom
AnarchyDom

Unbelievable. You've come a long way.

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Javex
Javex

About time someone added a holographic sight to the BAR. It often gets over-looked in the history books, but they had them.

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ausbushman
ausbushman

No! This is all wrong! Wrong wrong wrong!

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ausbushman
ausbushman

Nein! Das ist alles falsch! Falsch falsch falsch!

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rahlzel
rahlzel

I don't know what's scarier.. an enemy with a pogo stick, or an enemy with no pants

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Malivil
Malivil

Both at the same time.

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HellsHigh
HellsHigh

HANS! At least put your pants back on before you start bouncing around!

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Myloman
Myloman

Nein nein nein!

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Rafafinha123
Rafafinha123

the game is going to cost something?

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Malivil
Malivil

"Happy April Fool's Day."

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zeroy
zeroy

Yeah yeah, its getting old.... :D

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Druza
Druza

You're not supposed to put "Happy April Fools Day" in there!
Ah well. Nice article.

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HellsHigh
HellsHigh

Ohhh you should SEE some of the comments we get if we didn't. Some people take this stuff seriously when they fail to realize the date. :]

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Malivil
Malivil

We're still getting comments even though we DID put "April Fool's" on there.

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Rukus_
Rukus_

Thats cool and all, but how bout a real update.

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Malivil
Malivil

...that's nice.

With an attitude like that, you can wait.

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