Society is screwed. Trump is president. People have become unemployed and obesity has taken over. Then, aliens invade and elect pewdiepie as intergalactic trump. Dante Alighieri rises from the grave and casts earth into hell.

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My only love in life, my only lovable girlfriend left me to cry day and night, to every day the sky rains and every night I dream of the inferno. I moved from happy Italy to sad, cold Greenland so I can cry nonstop without being sent to a mental institute. My sanity, like a leaf in the tempest of this insane world, floats to parts unknown. Kafka came down from the sky and told me to accept my existence was futile, so now I am depressed. Color does not exist anymore. Black and white is what I see. This may be my last post ever on the internet as I will spend all my time crying in front of a fireplace with no fire (SARCASM). I left all of my friends in Italy so they would not know of my dark, depressed, loveless, hopeless, futile, melancholy, penitential, lamenting, minor key, languishing, wailing, angry, despair, furious, surly, bellicose, resentful and unpleasant life (SARCASM). I live in discontent, uneasiness and paranoia, not knowing what will happen next, and through my abomination, you will know the feelings of the anxiety of my soul's deepest distress, brooding despair, blackest depression and every fear, hesitation of my shuddering heart and deepest and last wail to humanity (SARCASM!!!) I breathe out in my mod, the horrible and slow putrefaction, judgement, and suffering eternity of my life (SARCASM!). Come and join the Inferno.


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How to make SMOD and other Source SDK 2006 mods crash less


Here, we will go over the process to make SMOD LAA (Large Address Aware)

  1. Go to your SteamApps folder and find hl2.exe. It should be in SteamApps/Source SDK.
  2. Download the tool from this site: Techpowerup.com
  3. Copy the hl2.exe and paste it somewhere secure.
  4. After you download the tool, close Steam to avoid a possible VAC ban.
  5. Check the box in the tool that says "LAA" (Large Address Aware)
  6. Use the LAA tool on the hl2.exe in the Source SDK folder.
  7. Restart Steam, and run your SMOD mod.

Visual Instructions

LAA tool. When using it on hl2.exe, check the Large Address Aware Flag.

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Locate the "sourcesdk" folder.

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Make sure to locate the hl2.exe inside of "sourcesdk".

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I hope that helps, and please check out my other tutorials on modding.

Also, credits to the great Toni Counterlife on the original tutorial.



Regards,

Foxdimi



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Gameplay of the Mod:

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sheavy
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Mod keeps crashing when trying to load the junkyard area. Reinstalling didn't fix anything and making SMOD LAA hasn't fixed the problem either.

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lolhighscientists
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Big issue, for some weird reason, I'm not getting any of my weapons spawn on me, and there are a **** ton of weapons, like all of them just disappear, only leaving me with my kick to defend myself, what do?

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Barney.Calhoun
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What is the music that plays on the home page?

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TheZealot
TheZealot

Tants Chinese

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lordcolgate
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How do you install this? I extracted it into the sourcemod folder but it is not appearing in my game list.

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Andew_jackson
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I cant start a new game, I click "New Game" and select chapter one it just boots me back to the start page with the options and stuff.

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this is sick (in a positive way) 100.1/100

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