The Divine Comedy mod for Half-Life 2

Society is screwed. Trump is president. People have become unemployed and obesity has taken over. Then, aliens invade and elect pewdiepie as intergalactic trump. Dante Alighieri rises from the grave and casts earth into hell.

My only love in life, my only lovable girlfriend left me to cry day and night, to every day the sky rains and every night I dream of the inferno. I moved from happy Italy to sad, cold Greenland so I can cry nonstop without being sent to a mental institute. My sanity, like a leaf in the tempest of this insane world, floats to parts unknown. Kafka came down from the sky and told me to accept my existence was futile, so now I am depressed. Color does not exist anymore. Black and white is what I see. This may be my last post ever on the internet as I will spend all my time crying in front of a fireplace with no fire (SARCASM). I left all of my friends in Italy so they would not know of my dark, depressed, loveless, hopeless, futile, melancholy, penitential, lamenting, minor key, languishing, wailing, angry, despair, furious, surly, bellicose, resentful and unpleasant life (SARCASM). I live in discontent, uneasiness and paranoia, not knowing what will happen next, and through my abomination, you will know the feelings of the anxiety of my soul's deepest distress, brooding despair, blackest depression and every fear, hesitation of my shuddering heart and deepest and last wail to humanity (SARCASM!!!) I breathe out in my mod, the horrible and slow putrefaction, judgement, and suffering eternity of my life (SARCASM!). Come and join the Inferno.