Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Wrex's thoughts on bronies...
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''I swear, if you freaks touch me one more time, I will introduce you to General Critz!'' - Wrex to the bronies.
-Sighs- ''Poor guy. Those people need to leave you alone. Do you want me to bite them so they can leave you alone?''
''Bitch please! Biting is too mainstream. I'd much rather headbutt the **** outta them, and them blow their ***** off, AND THEN..... poop in their mouths!'' - Wrex.
''How rude!'' -Grabs her umbrela- ''But I'll take that as a compliment.''
''Compliment? Hah! You people are freaks. Next thing you know it, I'll call you a Bieber-sucking grandma and you'll probably find that a compliment!'' - Wrex.
''Don't be so mean. I'm only trying to be friendly with you.'' -Smiles-
''I can see through your lies, bloodsucker. But I'm onto your games. Krogan necks are pretty well protected, so even if you do manage to reach my neck, which you won't, you won't be able to bite through. Hell, I've beaten the crap out of Thresher Maws... on foot!'' - Wrex, being a bad-***.
''I wouldn't bite your neck.. First it's too big and Second it's too hard to bite you...''
''You missed the third and most important statement: Never **** with Wrex!'' - Wrex, being a bad-*** again.
''Uhh.. Okay I get it..'' -Gives him fish- ''I heard you like to eat this so take it''
''Fish, hmmm. I would actually go for some Salarian liver right now. Apparently Krogan and Protheans have similar tastes.'' - Wrex.
''Whatever you say!''
''Yes. Whatever I say.'' - Wrex.
-Puts her hand on his muscle- ''You have really strong muscles'' -Smiles-
''Get your hands off me, bloodsucker! >8C'' - Wrex.
-Gets her hand off him- ''Geez I won't hurt you''
''You aliens are freaking me out, so just get your paws off me, otherwise I would load up General Critz!'' - Wrex, being angry.
-Looks at him a bit nervous- ''I'm not an alien I'm just a vampire. Ands I'm only trying to be friendly to you.''
''Earthlings think us as the aliens, Krogan think you as aliens. For you, we are the aliens, for us, you are the aliens. So yeah.'' - Wrex, being wise.
-Sighs as she was looking up at him- ''Alright...I get it already''
''Judging by the look on your face, you don't get it. Hehehehehehe!'' - Wrex, laughing like a maniac.
-Flips her hair- ''Ehh..I got it but whatever you say Giant Krogan''
''Giant? Every Krogan has the same, or similar size! *loads up the rocket launcher and takes aim* - Wrex, being EXTREMELY angry.
-Covers- ''Okay, I'm sorrry''
''Someone forgot about rule number 3!'' - Wrex.
Bronies are primitive in every way. The airlock could fix all of our problems with them.
Definitely will.
When Wrex is ****** off, everyone's in danger. Screw Mr. Torgue, Wrex is 1,000,000 times more bad-***!
More than a million times, I might add. Torgue is just a twat that thinks only of explosions. Wrex ******* wrestled down a Thresher Maw! EAT THAT!