Captain_Hell_Knight

Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined Jan 6, 2011

If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.

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Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 16 2014, 7:38pm replied:

Actually, this concept is quite similar to the actual Antlion King that Valve never released. Here, take a look for yourself: Half-life.wikia.com

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Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 13 2014, 6:54pm replied:

Wow, you actually remember his name? Nice, but no. It's not him. It's Roshan from Dota 2. I posed him there, because he kinda resembles the God of Metal.

+2 votes   media: Brütal Mercs!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 13 2014, 6:32pm replied:

Implying they're new.

+3 votes   media: Brütal Mercs!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 16 2014, 11:31am replied:

I don't recall anime having goofy music, like the ones in cartoons.

+4 votes   media: Oh, the poor watermelon!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 9 2014, 6:19pm replied:

He has a point, you know. Your anime characters are nothing like the badasses from Dota.

+3 votes   media: Sven unboxed bread.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 9 2014, 5:36pm replied:

Mhm.

+3 votes   media: Sven unboxed bread.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 9 2014, 5:35pm replied:

It was beyond slutty, I tell ya. Just look at what Javik wrote in the upper comments. It pretty much explains the picture, you just need to imagine it.

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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 9 2014, 5:22pm replied:

Indeed.

+3 votes   media: Sven unboxed bread.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 9 2014, 5:18pm replied:

The picture was different yesterday.

+2 votes   media: Brothers of the Pan v2!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 8 2014, 5:34pm replied:

Wow... who would of thought that Maria would actually be useful for once... But seriously, with those clothes she might as well be naked...

+2 votes   media: Brothers of the Pan v2!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 8 2014, 5:32pm replied:

MODDB, STOP POSTING MY COMMENTS ON THE WRONG PLACES, YOU TWAT.

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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 8 2014, 5:20pm replied:

'Tis fine. Primitives tend to confuse everyone with their primitiveness.

+2 votes   media: Brothers of the Pan v2!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 8 2014, 5:12pm replied:

You can't hide secrets like that from us. Especially with that obvious fandom of yours, huehuehue.

+2 votes   media: Brothers of the Pan v2!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 8 2014, 5:07pm replied:

Ahahahaha!

+2 votes   media: Brothers of the Pan v2!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 8 2014, 5:06pm replied:

Bitches don't know about Prothean soap and perfume. Smells majestic.

+3 votes   media: ♪ Kamelia ♪
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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 8 2014, 4:55pm replied:

Yeah, I was thinking about that, too...

+2 votes   media: Brothers of the Pan v2!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 8 2014, 4:47pm replied:

Jejbuk and I agree to that.

+2 votes   media: Brothers of the Pan v2!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 8 2014, 9:41am replied:

Jejbuk loves them white Gibuses.

+2 votes   media: Brothers of the Pan v2!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2014, 6:44pm replied:

Yeah, those eyes are hilarious.

+2 votes   media: "What makes you unique, in terms of personality?"
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2014, 6:43pm replied:

Yes, I know. But you decided to show the primitives, that even without practice, they will lose at their own game.

+3 votes   media: Poker Night 3.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2014, 6:40pm says:

Human. In my cycle, my people had an ancient saying: "Kill the teacher with textbooks."

+4 votes   media: I hate school report cards.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 16 2014, 1:45pm replied:

On Bropan, the server I'm a Guardian on, every now and then we need to hire new people. We interview candidates to see their motives and addiction. Like when you're applying for a job, basically.

+2 votes   media: "What makes you unique, in terms of personality?"
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 16 2014, 1:43pm replied:

He's losing it...

+3 votes   media: Poker Night 3.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 16 2014, 1:43pm replied:

He is. We're just playing hide and seek.

+2 votes   media: "J'zargo would recommend running away!"
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 16 2014, 1:42pm replied:

RBD: "eiwoigogroigregROWGKGIREWKEOIGKEIGOERGERJGIEGEO!

Translation: "No, your speech is annoying."

+2 votes   media: The retarded black dojo master!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 16 2014, 1:41pm replied:

Woo, you're good at maths. GG no re.

+2 votes   media: Random space expedition.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 16 2014, 1:40pm replied:

Because he has spiky legs for painful raping.

+2 votes   media: In the woods.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 16 2014, 1:31pm replied:

Even more so in-game.

+3 votes   media: Poker Night 3.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 16 2014, 6:13am replied:

Haven't yet. But I heard it's the scariest **** ever.

+3 votes   media: Poker Night 3.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 12 2014, 1:15pm says:

I told you it was going to be boring. Always listen to your Prothean elder.

+3 votes   media: Back from the trip.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 9 2014, 10:26am replied:

Weakling. Victory is ours. For the Prothean Empire!

+4 votes   media: Internet <3
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 9 2014, 10:14am replied:

Sanic has come to rape you.

+4 votes   media: Internet <3
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 9 2014, 10:07am replied:

It would appear you're cornered, cheerleader.

+4 votes   media: Internet <3
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 9 2014, 8:50am replied:

Extremely accurate answers are more than extremely accurate!

+4 votes   media: Internet <3
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 9 2014, 8:48am replied:

I was just about to say that...

+2 votes   media: My friend, Seeu c:
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Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 9 2014, 8:46am replied:

Indeed.

+2 votes   media: The retarded black dojo master!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 15 2014, 3:04pm says:

Oh my. Something that isn't anime? Well there's a first time for everything I guess (draw the Retarded Black Dude next).

+4 votes   media: Constantine
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Captain_Hell_Knight May 30 2014, 7:19pm replied:

Maybe. Maybe not.

+3 votes   media: RED Team's random cheesy assault!
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Captain_Hell_Knight May 30 2014, 7:15pm replied:

Damn stasis pods...

+3 votes   media: Get off mah lawn, primitives!
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Captain_Hell_Knight May 30 2014, 7:14pm replied:

She likes Heavy. She also likes Odahviing, who recently joined them. And I think you already know the answer to the second question.

+3 votes   media: RED Team's random cheesy assault!
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Captain_Hell_Knight May 30 2014, 9:00am says:

Garrus is hosting a mini-pool party for microorganisms.

+4 votes   media: You gotta love the rain.
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Captain_Hell_Knight May 21 2014, 6:49am replied:

Well, at least he's alive.

+3 votes   media: Stuck in a computer.
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Captain_Hell_Knight May 21 2014, 6:36am replied:

Some Dragoons (Phoenix Soldiers) turned against Cerberus and joined the Alliance. And the Collector is Javik's grandfather.

+4 votes   media: Stuck in a computer.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 29 2014, 4:39am replied:

Don't we all?

+3 votes   media: Merc adventures!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 29 2014, 4:36am replied:

'Twas quite fun, I say.

+2 votes   media: Prothean skiing!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 24 2014, 10:10am says:

Woo! I'm first.

+4 votes   media: Friends c:
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Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 15 2014, 8:58am says:

And here I thought that Barney was the most alcoholic plonk.

+4 votes   media: Grunt FTW
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Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 11 2014, 6:20am replied:

Well, we're both Protheans, after all.

+3 votes   media: Let's upload something random..
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Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 10 2014, 5:10pm replied:

Because Dr. Robotnik's random pingas comment makes more sense than Japanese.

+3 votes   media: Let's upload something random..
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Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 10 2014, 5:02pm replied:

Pingas.

+3 votes   media: Let's upload something random..
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Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 10 2014, 4:56pm replied:

However, they're only shown present in the Citadel and Omega DLC's.

+2 votes   media: Garrus, escorting his family.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 7 2014, 10:07am replied:

Definitely.

+2 votes   media: This is loco!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 7 2014, 9:40am replied:

Mmm, yes.

+2 votes   media: Legion's hunting game!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 7 2014, 9:39am replied:

Aye. It fits his boring character.

+2 votes   media: This is loco!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 24 2014, 4:13pm replied:

No, you don't.

+3 votes   media: Fantastic Day!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 24 2014, 4:02pm replied:

Honestly, you never even told me. I, too, would like an answer.

+3 votes   media: Fantastic Day!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 24 2014, 3:56pm replied:

Cute? Really? The correct word would be "slutty". That way the weeaboo boys get attracted and fap all over their monitor.

+5 votes   media: Fantastic Day!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 24 2014, 3:40pm replied:

What a way to go, eh?

+4 votes   media: Fantastic Day!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 24 2014, 3:39pm replied:

There should of been portable airlocks, which you can carry around with you in your pockets.

+3 votes   media: If I hear..
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 19 2014, 3:31pm replied:

Hurr Sanic.

+4 votes   media: Dovahwrex!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 13 2014, 5:30pm replied:

I'm with the cheerleader on this one...

+3 votes   media: Get Out!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 13 2014, 5:29pm replied:

Yeah, Zaeed's. That's why you're in his house.

+2 votes   media: Get Out!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 13 2014, 5:26pm replied:

If Simeon's DNA got injected to you, you would of been dead by now.

+2 votes   media: Get Out!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 13 2014, 5:20pm replied:

That's so mean... I like it!

+2 votes   media: Get Out!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 13 2014, 5:10pm replied:

Goddamn it, sis... Your Japanese undressing job thingy attracts Reapers. And for the record... you're in Zaeed's house.

+3 votes   media: Get Out!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 13 2014, 4:10pm replied:

Perhaps.

+3 votes   media: CALIBRATING A SPELLUUU!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 13 2014, 4:02pm replied:

I'm guessing he has mastered the "Drunken Brawler" martial arts. Explains why he survives.

+3 votes   media: CALIBRATING A SPELLUUU!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 11 2014, 5:18pm replied:

How dare you!

+3 votes   media: Let's share!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 10 2014, 5:00pm replied:

U wot, m8?

+3 votes   media: U WOT M8!?
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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 19 2014, 4:15pm says:

What normal being would like vampires. I mean jeez!

+4 votes   media: We are survivors.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 19 2014, 10:37am replied:

Mhmhmhmhmhmmhmhmhmh!

+2 votes   media: Master Conjurer!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 19 2014, 9:30am replied:

Cerberus doesn't belong to the anime... It belongs to the Greek myths and legends. And according to them, there's only ONE Cerberus, and he's hard to kill... unlike those fake copies of him in the goddamn anime. So no, it's not stealing. Many other games, movies and shows are using him. Though I would be stealing Demoman and Javik, since one belongs to Valve and the other belongs to BioWare. But eh... those are my ideas.

+2 votes   media: Master Conjurer!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 19 2014, 9:03am replied:

The Dragon's first plan was to recover an ancient artifact, that according to him was hidden somewhere in the cave near their hideout. So they went to find it. There were no living beings in the cave, besides rats and bats. But it was filled with traps, one of which almost killed the girl. Luckily the Dragon is always on the lookout and doesn't think of leaving people behind. Later on, they managed to unearth the artifact, which seemed to belong to an ancient, hyper-advanced, now extinct race, known as the Protheans. This artifact started glowing and it gave them a magical map, which the Dragon thought it would lead them to lost Prothean technology, that could easily overwhelm some Demons. However, he was wrong. The map led them to a lost stasis pod, somewhere in the deeper areas of the cave. In the pod there was a Prothean. The Dragon released him from the stasis pod, and the Prothean's first reaction was hostile. He used some kind of green telekinesis to push them away. After regaining consciousness, he grabbed the girl and boy, and just like that he learned the English language. The Prothean was named Javik. He asked the people who he kept calling "primitives" about what was going on. The Dragon briefed him about the situation, and then Javik agreed to help them save the world. And this is where the most comedic parts start. During their adventures, Javik keeps on trolling his allies, but mostly he liked trolling the girl as he found her most suitable for it. The action scenes from now on will be mostly comedic and silly, like in the movie Naked Gun. If you've watched it, you would know what I mean.

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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 19 2014, 8:21am replied:

I keep misspelling and it ******* annoys me...

So anyway, just before Cerberus was about to kill the unarmed boy and girl, a young fellow with a magical sword appeared. In a few minutes he manages to cut all three heads of Cerberus, thus killing the beast. The boy and girl were amazed of his skills. Without explaining much, the blade-wielding guy tells them to follow him. But he was no ordinary human. He's actually a 100,000-year-old Dragon in a human disguise (his true identity will get revealed in the later episodes). The girl falls in love with the Dragon, and will continue to love him even after knowing his true identity. Of course, she won't express her feelings about him until the later episodes. Meanwhile back in Hell, the leading captain of the Demon army - Captain Hell Knight, starts arguing with the Emperor for breaking the sacred rules of the previous Emperor, Satan, by starting a war with humanity. The new Emperor didn't give a **** about his opinion and ignored him. Captain Hell Knight didn't like where this was going, and he only had dozens who were loyal to him and the sacred rules. He decided to aid the surviving humans (which he does in the later episodes). The Dragon human led the boy and girl to his hideout, where they met a Scottish black guy named Tavish DeGroot. He's an expert at everything that has to do with bombs and explosions. He was also an excellent medieval fighter. Though he liked getting drunk, he's not to be underestimated. He used to be a mercenary, but now he's just trying to save the world with the Dragon. The Dragon then explained to the boy and girl what was going on and asked for their help. Without having any experience, they blindly accepted. And on goes their adventure.

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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 19 2014, 7:46am replied:

I guess...

So it starts with a boy and a girl (brother and sister, both 18-years-old) walking down a dark alley. They're talking about their life problems of living with no parents and stuff. Suddenly they saw a person who was walking weirdly. They thought he needed help crossing the street, so they offered him their help. It turns out he's an ugly Demon and he tried to kill them. The Demon was stronger than both of them combined, and he was about to kill the girl. Her brother quickly grabbed a broken pipe and shoved it up the Demon's arse and then the Demon died, after pooping out his organs and farting nasty. They ran quickly to the nearest police station to inform the police of what they encountered. Of course, the police doesn't believe them and thinks they're high on some drug, and they start running some tests on them to be sure. Meanwhile, a firey demonic pentagram gets carved on the floor in the lobby, and a Demon teleports in. A different one. He's four-legged, one-eyed, with bull horns, with the size of a rhino and breaths fire. And it killed every cop in the station. Electricity went out, the boy and girl wandered through the dark with a flashlight and two pistols they found. In one dark corner, the Bull Demon appears and starts roaring at them, causing a small earthquake. Then it charged at them. The girl shot the Demon in the eye, and it couldn't see. Eventually it dies. Suddenly, they heard a big bang outside. As they went to investigate, they saw the entire city burning, Demons were slaughtering the citizens, and Gargoyles were eating them alive. The Demon Emperor showed himself in front of the girl and boy, and starts laughing maniac-y. Then says something like "This is the beginning of the end for humanity!" and summons his pet Cerberus, the three-headed titan guard dog of Hades. The boy and girl were certain that they will die, but then a young fellow, wielding a magical sword with a Dragon skull handle and kills Cerberus in a few minutes.

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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 19 2014, 7:17am replied:

I would add: a lot of comedy and action, decrease drama to a minimum amount (if not fully removed), no perverted moments, Dragons (Skyrim-styled), Demons (REAL ONES! Not some whores with wings), a drunk black bomb expert named Tavish DeGroot (basically TF2's Demoman), Protheans - specifically Javik.

Need I add more? Probably.

+2 votes   media: Master Conjurer!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 19 2014, 7:03am replied:

One that isn't perverted and over-dramatic.

+2 votes   media: Master Conjurer!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 19 2014, 6:50am replied:

No, I don't hate anime. I've said it before, the character designs are indeed very well-made. What I hate in anime is the overacted drama, along with the extremely perverted porn-ish scenes. They just pour drama scenes in like a glass of never-ending water. And anime is making vampires worse, because it's making overpowered... and primitive.

+2 votes   media: Master Conjurer!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 19 2014, 6:23am replied:

The Reapers are still in Dark Space, didn't Harbinger already tell you that? And I just hate vampires in general. Worst mythic being ever. And anime just makes them even worse.

+2 votes   media: Master Conjurer!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 16 2014, 8:57am replied:

Told ya.

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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 16 2014, 8:51am replied:

Besides from showing his **** to the entire class, spitting and blowing his nose at students and teachers and burping every time he enters the room... he has also ****** on the school's curtains and floors, farts so damn disgusting, shows off his dirty and hairy *** and many more stuff that I can't be bothered to list here, because I'm lazy.

+2 votes   media: Improvised Bed...
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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 16 2014, 8:34am replied:

Trust me, it's too repulsive to be seen.

+2 votes   media: Improvised Bed...
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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 16 2014, 8:19am replied:

It is.

+2 votes   media: Improvised Bed...
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Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 9 2014, 12:58pm replied:

Here's how ready I am: ---> Media.moddb.com

+2 votes   media: No School Tomorrow!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 27 2014, 8:38am replied:

Virgins.

+2 votes   media: ''We pull out teeth, for free!''
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 27 2014, 8:36am replied:

Zaeed is their mentor, after all! :>

+2 votes   media: ''We pull out teeth, for free!''
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 27 2014, 8:24am replied:

Maria, you *****. You're cheating on Dwarfy.

+2 votes   media: ''We pull out teeth, for free!''
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 27 2014, 8:10am replied:

Allow me to make this more interesting! *loads the Simeon launcher*

+2 votes   media: Javik's heisting ideas!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 27 2014, 7:53am replied:

I've got hot dogs! :>

+2 votes   media: Javik's heisting ideas!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 27 2014, 7:50am replied:

True that. But you're a disgrace to life for aiding the Illusive Man.

+2 votes   media: Javik's heisting ideas!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 27 2014, 7:40am replied:

Ohohoho! YGO Abridged moments! 8)

+2 votes   media: Javik's heisting ideas!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 27 2014, 7:30am replied:

Hue.

+2 votes   media: ''We pull out teeth, for free!''
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 27 2014, 6:33am replied:

Pfff... Zaeed will kill Koneko before she manages to get close. He'll just spray her with a storm of 7.62mm bullets from his assault rifle. Devil or not, no-one's bulletproof! (except the Reapers)

+2 votes   media: ''We pull out teeth, for free!''
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 27 2014, 6:23am replied:

Everything that he just said.

+2 votes   media: ''We pull out teeth, for free!''
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 27 2014, 6:10am replied:

Youtube.com

Youtube.com ---> (Watch this video from 1:53 to 2:38)

FEH! Sorry for the extremely late reply... Our electricity died last night, and we had to go through the dark with flashlights and candles... :|

+2 votes   media: ''We pull out teeth, for free!''
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 26 2014, 5:28pm replied:

Ha! The midget white-haired girl that acts like the Incredible Hulk? Feh! Not impressed. We'll see if she still acts tough when Wrex gets furious (or hungry).

+2 votes   media: ''We pull out teeth, for free!''
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 26 2014, 5:21pm replied:

Cheerleader, you obviously don't know the Payday crew. If they can take out Bulldozers, then they can take you out too.

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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 26 2014, 5:13pm replied:

I'll join in as well! We should totally hit the perverted Devil and Dragon high school next! Those perverts and devil ***** will get wrecked!

+2 votes   media: ''We pull out teeth, for free!''
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 20 2014, 6:15am replied:

Probably just hide in the corner, like the cheerleader.

+2 votes   media: Koneko hates perverts!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 16 2014, 1:32pm replied:

Mmhmhhmhmmh!

+2 votes   media: Torturing pleasures with Javik!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 16 2014, 1:26pm replied:

Maybe.

+2 votes   media: Torturing pleasures with Javik!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 16 2014, 1:24pm replied:

Wave goodbye to your arse, sweetheart.

+2 votes   media: Torturing pleasures with Javik!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 16 2014, 1:16pm replied:

Which intimidated me to do this.

+2 votes   media: Torturing pleasures with Javik!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 16 2014, 1:14pm replied:

Oh? You sure forget quickly for someone on your age, lassie.

+2 votes   media: Torturing pleasures with Javik!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 16 2014, 1:07pm replied:

I have a feeling this will be the best part yet.

+2 votes   media: Torturing pleasures with Javik!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 16 2014, 1:01pm replied:

Javik's Rampage, part 11: Prothean Torturing!

+2 votes   media: Torturing pleasures with Javik!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 16 2014, 7:04am replied:

HUEUH!

+2 votes   media: Secret place I found.
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 15 2014, 1:46pm replied:

Aye. He is. :>

+2 votes   media: Ol' fisherman's dodgy adventure!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 15 2014, 1:42pm replied:

Hehehe! :>

+2 votes   media: Ol' fisherman's dodgy adventure!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 15 2014, 1:37pm replied:

He's pestering you.

+2 votes   media: Ol' fisherman's dodgy adventure!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 15 2014, 1:35pm replied:

You sure are.

+2 votes   media: Ol' fisherman's dodgy adventure!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 10 2014, 8:47am replied:

Works every time!

+2 votes   media: Team captains!
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 10 2014, 8:47am replied:

Not today! ---> Media.moddb.com

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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 10 2014, 8:43am replied:

Yeah, good luck with that. It's impossible to turn RBD against ol' Javey, because he's always trying to be Javik's best friend.

+2 votes   media: Team captains!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 10 2014, 8:31am replied:

MHMHMHMHMHMHMHHM! ʘʘ‿‿ʘʘ

+2 votes   media: That taser...
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Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 10 2014, 8:30am replied:

Hah! I actually haven't done a pose with him in a while...

+2 votes   media: Team captains!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 8 2014, 8:10am replied:

Indeed...

+3 votes   article: Elder Rage!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 6 2014, 2:53pm replied:

And yet another victory for the Protheans!

+2 votes   media: Kleiner finally snaps!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 6 2014, 2:42pm replied:

NO! ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: Kleiner finally snaps!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 6 2014, 2:39pm replied:

You know, a lesser mind might find you irresistible and would gladly shag you, but I'm no lesser mind. I can see through your vampire schemes.

+3 votes   media: Kleiner finally snaps!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 6 2014, 2:29pm replied:

*loads the Simeon launcher* You sure you wanna test me?

+3 votes   media: Kleiner finally snaps!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 6 2014, 2:25pm replied:

What the hell do you think you're doing?! Hey sniveller, I'm gonna **** on your eyebrows! Stay away from that cage!

+2 votes   media: Kleiner finally snaps!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 6 2014, 2:20pm replied:

And I would like to stuff you like a mince in some humidified peppers.

+2 votes   media: Kleiner finally snaps!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 6 2014, 2:11pm replied:

Such colourful language. You're a bit vulgar for a girl.

+2 votes   media: Kleiner finally snaps!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 6 2014, 2:09pm replied:

Because... ---> Media.moddb.com

+2 votes   media: Kleiner finally snaps!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 6 2014, 1:53pm replied:

Because you're a blood-sucking, lesbian ham.

+2 votes   media: Kleiner finally snaps!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 6 2014, 1:51pm replied:

I don't think you fit that job.

+3 votes   media: Kleiner finally snaps!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 6 2014, 1:47pm replied:

A model? Pfffff...

+2 votes   media: Kleiner finally snaps!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 6 2014, 1:41pm replied:

Ouch.

+3 votes   media: Kleiner finally snaps!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 6 2014, 1:38pm replied:

Obviously you haven't seen Kleiner on drugs.

+3 votes   media: Kleiner finally snaps!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 4:01pm replied:

Hue.

+2 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 3:53pm replied:

We won! Goddamn JOJ, mates!

+2 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 3:51pm replied:

Jessie is Zaeed's goddamn rifle. And Simeon is the most disgusting freak in the galaxy, that melts everything that he touches (except the guns that are launching him)!

+3 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 3:45pm replied:

Wanna see something else charming? *takes Dwarf's ear-raping metal guitar and the Simeon launcher*

+2 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 3:30pm replied:

You definitely are, when you stand up to Protheans! Don't even think about giving me that ugly look! It only works on weak-minded people, like Maria and the cheerleader.

+2 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 3:23pm replied:

YOU! YOU! YOOOOUU, ******* *******!

+2 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 3:14pm replied:

Bring your most perverted bikini outfit next time. I want you to impress the bi-sexual Imps, enough for them to rape you.

+3 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 3:05pm replied:

Speaking of rape. Hey cheerleader, meet your own personal rapist! Media.moddb.com

+3 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 2:56pm replied:

Your girlfriend is trying to invade us with more primitive vampires...

+3 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 2:49pm replied:

Protheans are not easy to defeat, tuts!

+2 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 2:40pm replied:

Oh God... a cheerleader vampire... wegpokerpogrkgregrergergergegrkegmriogre...

+2 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 2:25pm replied:

******* hell Miku, don't give them ideas!

+2 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 2:21pm replied:

Yeeeeaaaahhh... You even told me that in a PM... Makes me wonder who THEY will act as...

+3 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 2:15pm replied:

Much... hue!

+3 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 5 2014, 2:02pm replied:

Perhaps, but it gets the job done.

+2 votes   media: Icelander!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 8:13pm replied:

Another victory for the Protheans! No ***** given!

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 8:10pm replied:

If you want to make it out whole, then I would suggest you take your goddamn ghoul squad and leave! Don't make me call the Retarded Black Dude!

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 8:06pm replied:

You ARE on the ground, fool... I just pulled you back to safety land. And sister or not, you're trying to feed my friend to a horde of ***** vampires. No mercy!

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 8:02pm replied:

That does it! *pulls Dwarfy back with biotic powers* I got this! *aims a BFG at Miku and the goddamn vampires*

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 7:59pm replied:

Do NOT do it! It's a trap! Look to your right! There's another lesbo vampire with blonde hair!

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 7:56pm replied:

Don't give in! If you do, she'll send you packing straight away to Maria and her jolly band of ****-sexual male and female vampire whores and manwhores!

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 7:53pm replied:

Dah-ah-um! ---> Media.moddb.com

Come on now, Dwarfy... You know who to trust...

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 7:47pm replied:

Who would you believe, Dwarfy? Some anime that's an ally to that lesbo vampire that wants to buttsecks you, lick you and suck your blood... Or the Protheans that have faith in you?

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 7:43pm replied:

In your underwear. *it's a poisonous snake*

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 7:38pm replied: +2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 7:34pm replied:

*laughs like a maniac*

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 7:30pm replied:

Surprise! Media.moddb.com

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 7:26pm replied:

That's it! I'm sending that rapist Soldier in your bed, and I will spice things up by adding Chris!

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 7:24pm replied:

Don't you mention those unholy names here!

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 7:22pm replied:

I blame you.

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 7:19pm replied:

You were expecting something logistic? :|

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 7:15pm replied:

Oi! Go back to your goddamn cell in Smell-land!

+2 votes   media: A bunch of randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 5:43am replied:

According to Prothean Christmas, vampires aren't allowed to even breath, so she's lucky to be alive.

+2 votes   media: Here's your present
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 5:39am replied:

He'll steal it, and destroy it. There's always another option.

+2 votes   media: Here's your present
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 26 2013, 5:34am replied:

And Javik will steal Maria's present, because she doesn't deserve it.

+2 votes   media: Here's your present
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 25 2013, 7:36pm replied:

Welp, now we have a new way of dealing with vampires!

+2 votes   media: Here's your present
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 25 2013, 7:30pm replied:

Oh yeah? ------> Media.moddb.com

+2 votes   media: Here's your present
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 25 2013, 7:26pm replied:

Maria, just keep your tongue behind your teeth. You will never beat us Protheans, when it comes to trolling.

+2 votes   media: Here's your present
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 25 2013, 7:07pm replied:

Javik's Rampage, part 10: I'm not smug, I'm just a Prothean!

+2 votes   media: Here's your present
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 25 2013, 6:38pm replied:

He also appears to be a bigger rapist than you.

+2 votes   media: Your own personal nightmare...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 16 2013, 8:56am replied:

MHMHMHMMHMHMH! ʘʘ‿‿ʘʘ

+3 votes   media: A regular day in Bropan.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 16 2013, 8:54am replied:

Because I said so.

+2 votes   media: A regular day in Bropan.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 16 2013, 8:52am replied:

It is.

+3 votes   media: A regular day in Bropan.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 16 2013, 8:48am replied:

They're vampires (a.k.a. rule breakers).

Also, ''creppy''? :|

+2 votes   media: A regular day in Bropan.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 13 2013, 5:17pm replied:

I saved your anus countless times, your comment is invalid.

+2 votes   media: Camper's fantastic way of reading!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 13 2013, 5:05pm replied:

Nah, needs more goddamn.

Was supposed to reply this to Maria, but ModDB is being retarded again...

+2 votes   media: Primitives...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 13 2013, 4:49pm replied:

Erm... I don't think so... *loads his assault rifle*

+2 votes   media: Primitives...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 13 2013, 4:45pm replied:

Oi, get a room you two...

+2 votes   media: Primitives...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 13 2013, 4:36pm replied:

YEAH! YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ENRAGED PROTHEANS.

+2 votes   media: Primitives...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 12 2013, 4:27pm replied:

Nah, she's bi-sexual, I just call her a lesbo.

+2 votes   member: ♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 12 2013, 4:23pm replied:

Hello! I'm here for the pizza! I heard it tastes a lot like vampires, specifically like a certain lesbian one. I guess I should toss it out the airlock, before it smells up my ship!

+2 votes   member: ♫TheSmokingDwarf®♫
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 12 2013, 7:46am replied:

I'll pass.

+3 votes   media: Hug, please?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 11 2013, 3:17pm replied:

I think you already know the answer...

+2 votes   media: Hug, please?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 11 2013, 3:15pm replied:

Count me out, too! I'm not hugging vampires, and least of all Maria...

+2 votes   media: Hug, please?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 11 2013, 9:10am replied:

Yeah, no... Ain't gonna happen. You're going to Prothean prison.

+3 votes   member: Maria_Kurenai
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 11 2013, 9:04am replied:

Welcome to ModDB, where comments delete by themselves.

+2 votes   member: Maria_Kurenai
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 11 2013, 8:02am replied:

Until this bitch is dead...

+2 votes   media: A retarded Christmas...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 11 2013, 7:57am replied:

That's suspicious enough for me. *loads the BFG*

+2 votes   media: A retarded Christmas...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 11 2013, 7:54am replied:

Oh joy... Well now I'm going to troll the everloving crap outta her, for choosing this annoying character...

+2 votes   media: A retarded Christmas...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 11 2013, 7:41am replied:

IT'S THE LESBIAN VAMPIRE! KILL IT WITH REVOLVERS!

+2 votes   media: A retarded Christmas...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 11 2013, 7:35am replied:

Well, at least it's not the lesbo vampire in there, right?

+2 votes   media: A retarded Christmas...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 9 2013, 1:20pm replied:

You shall soon see.

+2 votes   media: 2festive4u...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 9 2013, 1:14pm replied:

You never fail to amuse me! Though you do have a point. Vampires must feast on another person's blood, so their so-called peace with humanity will get ****** up. I'm with ya! Vampire abilities fail in comparision to Prothean abilities! ಠಠ___ಠಠ

Oh man! You just gave me a retarded idea for a pose!

+2 votes   media: 2festive4u...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 9 2013, 12:37pm replied:

Mind if I murder some vampires with my Headtaker? Specifically that lesbian vampire, she's a *****. I kinda hate their kind. They're primitive.

+2 votes   media: 2festive4u...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 8 2013, 3:08pm replied:

Hell Knights aren't meant to be kawaii! Go back to Vampire Knight.

+2 votes   media: 2festive4u...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 4 2013, 1:54pm replied:

Richer than Kaiba. They robbed Gaben, after all.

+2 votes   media: Magical cookie heist!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 3 2013, 1:27pm replied:

More like death face!

+2 votes   media: Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 3 2013, 1:26pm replied:

SHEPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURD!

......

.........

............

Wrex.

+2 votes   media: Pretty much...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 3 2013, 5:55am replied:

MMMMMM! ʘʘ‿‿ʘʘ

+2 votes   media: Welcome back Winter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 3 2013, 5:50am replied:

Also ----> ʘʘ‿‿ʘʘ

+2 votes   media: Welcome back Winter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 1 2013, 1:47pm replied:

That's because he's a twat.

+2 votes   media: Switching roles...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 29 2013, 6:22pm replied:

Wouldn't really fit TF2's style. Plus, I've had it with hats... I want weapons! >8C

+2 votes   media: A demonic mask, for a demonic person! 8]
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 29 2013, 3:54pm replied:

Boobuu-Festuuuu!

+2 votes   media: Dat first item drop...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 29 2013, 3:46pm replied:

I still find it funny how a cartoon can scare you! 8]

+2 votes   media: Happy Three Friends!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 29 2013, 3:44pm replied:

Desuu!

+2 votes   media: Dat first item drop...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 28 2013, 3:26pm says:

Ha! I remember how you were afraid to watch Happy Tree Friends before! 8]

+2 votes   media: Happy Three Friends!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 26 2013, 9:17am replied:

Mhmhmhmhmhm!

+2 votes   media: Blue Power!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 26 2013, 9:01am says:

When suddenly, a fly goes in your mouth.

+2 votes   media: Blue Power!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 25 2013, 4:27pm replied:

Aaaaaaaand... as always... stating the obvious. Woo...

+3 votes   media: A lovely day in Rottenburg.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 19 2013, 6:28am replied:

Thankies!

+2 votes   media: The unusual team...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 19 2013, 6:23am replied:

Because he's your best friend! c:

+2 votes   media: The unusual team...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 19 2013, 6:17am replied:

You always make me laugh my *** up!

+2 votes   media: The unusual team...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 15 2013, 3:50pm replied:

You can't hide from the cupcakes.

+2 votes   media: Sergeant Cupcakes!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 15 2013, 7:01am replied:

Would you stop with the super special awesome? It stopped being funny 15 episodes ago...

+2 votes   media: Sneaky Xenomorph.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 12 2013, 5:35am replied:

Or... it wants a cookie.

+2 votes   media: The fun just doesn't end...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 12 2013, 5:33am replied:

You expected him to be dead? How primitive of you...

+2 votes   media: The element of surprise.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 10 2013, 10:32am replied:

Chocolate? Chocolate! CHOCOLATE! CHOOOOOOCOOOOOLAAAAAAAAATE!

+2 votes   media: I'm sharing my chocolate
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 10 2013, 10:31am says:

Like a person.

+2 votes   media: How do I look?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 9 2013, 2:47pm says:

Chocolate? Did you say... chocolate?

+2 votes   media: I'm sharing my chocolate
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 8 2013, 6:56am replied:

Yeppies!

+2 votes   media: The Headcrab Team!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 7 2013, 4:05pm replied:

Stating the obvious as always, yay.

+2 votes   media: Gargy still loves his Freeman...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 7 2013, 2:16pm says:

Here we go again...

+3 votes   media: Miku is BACK!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 5 2013, 6:41am says:

Who's the blue guy on the left?

+3 votes   media: super action chase
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 2 2013, 4:12pm replied:

Hue.

+2 votes   media: Halloween in Hell!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 2 2013, 4:06pm replied:

They don't call him the master of trolls for nothing!

+2 votes   media: Halloween in Hell!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 29 2013, 1:52pm replied:

Everyone knows it.

+2 votes   media: Cyberdemon's amazing cookie adventure!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 28 2013, 4:38pm replied:

Well just letting you know, the Cyberdemon never shares his cookies.

+2 votes   media: Cyberdemon's amazing cookie adventure!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 25 2013, 7:07am replied:

We need Scooby Doo for this mystery... or do we...

+2 votes   media: Only the bot survived.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 24 2013, 4:06pm replied:

Or did they?

+2 votes   media: Only the bot survived.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 24 2013, 4:05pm replied:

It's never enough for Max, so your comment is invalid.

+2 votes   media: Needs more pills, damn it!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 21 2013, 11:19am replied:

HAH! I WIN! ʘʘ‿‿ʘʘ

+2 votes   media: ''We have a soul! <3'' - Legion.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 21 2013, 11:13am replied:

lll ಠಠ‿‿ಠಠ lll

+2 votes   media: ''We have a soul! <3'' - Legion.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 21 2013, 11:06am replied:

lll >:L lll

+2 votes   media: ''We have a soul! <3'' - Legion.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 20 2013, 11:16am replied:

Yep!

+2 votes   media: ...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 20 2013, 11:15am replied:

You will have to... ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: Not the person we were looking for...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 20 2013, 11:10am replied:

Skill, mate. Also you get the Soul Cube at the beginning of the game. It's a life savior, even though I rarely use it.

+2 votes   media: ...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 20 2013, 11:03am replied:

Patience, friend.

+2 votes   media: Not the person we were looking for...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 20 2013, 10:58am replied:

I'm playing on Nightmare difficulty, mate. Your max health there is 25.

+2 votes   media: ...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 20 2013, 10:57am replied:

Told ya!

+2 votes   media: Not the person we were looking for...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 17 2013, 3:39pm replied:

You will know in due time.

+2 votes   media: Not so far, after all.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 17 2013, 3:29pm replied:

Don't celebrate just yet! We still have quite an adventure on our way.

+2 votes   media: Not so far, after all.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 16 2013, 3:18pm replied:

As always.

+2 votes   media: Look at that bastard up there...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 15 2013, 11:50am replied:

Because David is being a twat.

+2 votes   media: Damn it, David!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 7 2013, 2:57pm replied:

YES!

+3 votes   media: Retarded Black Dude is best spy!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 7 2013, 2:56pm replied:

Everything that Saxton holds will be scared.

+2 votes   media: Saxton's bat...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 7 2013, 2:55pm replied:

**** your cola, Sprite and Fanta are better!

+3 votes   media: Retarded Black Dude is best spy!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 7 2013, 1:51pm replied:

RBD: ''GPOKOPKGIGEIGJGEIEGEIGKGIO''
Translation: No.

+2 votes   media: Retarded Black Dude is best spy!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 7 2013, 7:07am replied:

Reapy the Raper Reaper. Hue!

+9 votes   media: Saren loves his Reapers...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 6 2013, 2:59pm replied:

Nah, he's just surprised that we found a clue that will help us find what we seek.

+3 votes   media: The note.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 6 2013, 2:57pm replied:

He's being a sneaky fatty.

+3 votes   media: Bitch! You call yourself a soldier?!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 6 2013, 2:57pm replied:

ESH CUTE!

+3 votes   media: Saren loves his Reapers...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 5 2013, 1:39pm replied:

Doubtful, there will be like 3-4 more poses.

+2 votes   media: On the lookout: Part 2.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 5 2013, 1:20pm replied:

They'll get wrecked, y'all!

+2 votes   media: Looking for more clues.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 4 2013, 3:06pm replied:

Fish.

+2 votes   media: MY COOKIE! >8C
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 4 2013, 3:05pm replied:

Well... you look like a herp-a-derp.

+2 votes   media: On the case!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 4 2013, 10:54am replied:

Do it.

+2 votes   media: Shepard's imperial encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 1 2013, 5:20pm replied:

I don't like her in any way.

+2 votes   media: Fatality!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 1 2013, 5:08pm replied:

I don't judge people by opinion but.... poor Smoke and Sub-Zero, and ewww Skarlet...

+2 votes   media: Fatality!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 30 2013, 12:28pm replied:

Pretty much.

+2 votes   media: Blue Sword..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 30 2013, 12:24pm replied:

Let's make sure it happens then!

+2 votes   media: Exid ~ Hani
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 30 2013, 12:23pm replied:

Anime characters, 'Nuff said.

+2 votes   media: Blue Sword..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 30 2013, 12:19pm replied:

PPHAA! Javik for president of the world y'all!

+2 votes   media: Exid ~ Hani
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 30 2013, 9:16am replied:

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! I hear ya!

+2 votes   media: Exid ~ Hani
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 29 2013, 2:49pm replied:

It sure is!

+2 votes   media: Ahem... Cacomen!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 28 2013, 5:06pm replied:

Which is why you mustn't wait that much, its' CD could still be installed on your PC, though if it's already used in Steam you won't be able to add it there.

+3 votes   media: This is how we spend our English class..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 28 2013, 5:00pm replied:

Note that if your game/games' codes aren't used in time, you may not be able to add them to Steam.

+3 votes   media: This is how we spend our English class..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 28 2013, 4:55pm replied:

Lazy. Though you really should make yourself one. There are plenty of games to see, a lot of which are also free to play.

+3 votes   media: This is how we spend our English class..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 28 2013, 4:50pm replied:

Fool! Make yourself one...

+3 votes   media: This is how we spend our English class..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 28 2013, 4:46pm replied:

********. You know what? Add me on Steam, we can continue there.

+3 votes   media: This is how we spend our English class..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 28 2013, 4:41pm replied:

I have telekinesis.

+3 votes   media: This is how we spend our English class..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 28 2013, 4:36pm replied:

Says you. I have powers beyond your understanding, boyo.

+3 votes   media: This is how we spend our English class..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 28 2013, 4:31pm replied:

**** your documents, those are for primitives and people who got their ***** kicked by nazies.

+3 votes   media: This is how we spend our English class..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 28 2013, 4:28pm replied:

We existed before the movie.

+3 votes   media: This is how we spend our English class..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 28 2013, 4:25pm replied:

We invented that line.

+4 votes   media: This is how we spend our English class..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 28 2013, 11:43am replied:

HAX!

+2 votes   media: IMP-specting a murder!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 28 2013, 3:41am replied:

We'll just make the game unfair to him. Spawn 20 Cyberdemons and 50 Bruisers.

+2 votes   media: IMP-specting a murder!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 27 2013, 2:09pm replied:

Then send a strike team to capture him. The Cyber-Judge wants to speak with him.

+2 votes   media: IMP-specting a murder!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 27 2013, 9:34am replied:

No, the Cacodemon is from garrysmod.org actually. And it's quite bigger, I only resized it for this pose.

+2 votes   media: A primitive escort...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 27 2013, 9:31am replied:

Both are from Facepunch. Francis can be found in the workshop too. And he's the only Francis model that actually works for me...

+2 votes   media: A primitive escort...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 27 2013, 6:54am replied:

Gets raped.

+4 votes   media: Hwoarang&Asuka
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 26 2013, 5:07pm replied:

Meanwhile in my school.
Fat Martin: *breaks a chair with his fat ****
Krasimir: *breaks chairs with his giant hands*
Hristo: *laughs like a maniac*
Simeon: *dies*
Me: FINALLY! GOD! ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+3 votes   media: Hwoarang&Asuka
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 26 2013, 2:15pm replied:

Meanwhile in Dead Space.
Isaac: ****! ****! DIE! YOU ************!

+3 votes   media: Hwoarang&Asuka
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 26 2013, 2:11pm replied:

Meanwhile in Call of Duty.
Some CoD ***: OMG, DIE U FAAKING NOOBS, U CAN'T EVEN PLEI DIS GAIM! IM 2 PROMLG1337 XD!

+3 votes   media: Hwoarang&Asuka
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 26 2013, 2:08pm replied:

JOJ.

+2 votes   media: On the lookout.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 26 2013, 2:05pm replied:

It's Shepuuuuuuuuuuuuuurd...

+2 votes   media: On the lookout.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 25 2013, 2:59pm replied:

Silly you. ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: Cold encounters.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 25 2013, 2:57pm replied:

Look closer, he ain't that hard to find...

+2 votes   media: The Holy Cheeseburger!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 25 2013, 2:56pm replied:

It's a Frostsquid from Silverlan's Half-Life: Renaissance SNPC pack... I thought you knew about it...

+2 votes   media: Cold encounters.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 25 2013, 2:52pm replied:

Damn right, he is!

+2 votes   media: IMP-spector Hellington...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 25 2013, 2:47pm replied:

Yeah, Nick is just too selfish.

+2 votes   media: The Holy Cheeseburger!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 25 2013, 2:43pm replied:

I believe it's Space Build (dunno the full name). Fun fact, all the poses I made today (IMP-spector Hellington, this one and The Holy Cheeseburger) were posed on the same map. The tall things are Frost Atronachs from Skyrim.

+2 votes   media: Cold encounters.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 25 2013, 2:42pm replied:

Well obviously. Hellington's crime-solving skills rival those of Horatio Caine's!

+2 votes   media: IMP-spector Hellington...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 23 2013, 8:57am replied:

I guess Arch-Viles aren't that evil after all.

+2 votes   media: Say ''Cheese'' Old Man
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 23 2013, 6:40am replied:

So he got reincarnated by an Arch-Vile?

+2 votes   media: Say ''Cheese'' Old Man
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 22 2013, 10:00am replied:

You know I'm random.

+2 votes   media: Ancient Temple Cheeseburger Guardian!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 22 2013, 9:49am replied:

Fat.

+2 votes   media: Friendly fat man...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 22 2013, 9:48am replied:

Yep.

+2 votes   media: Karma Bruiser...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 22 2013, 9:48am replied:

One more reason to hate Vulgars, they eat penises...

+2 votes   media: Stuck in a fatty...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 22 2013, 9:47am replied:

True.

+2 votes   media: More cartoon deaths...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 22 2013, 9:47am replied:

Definitely.

+2 votes   media: Classic cartoon death.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 22 2013, 9:47am replied:

I know, right!

+2 votes   media: I've become a Demon's tongue, I'm proud of myself!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 22 2013, 9:46am replied:

They sure will, though Coach knows his weaknesses.

+2 votes   media: Ancient Temple Cheeseburger Guardian!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 20 2013, 4:39pm replied:

No you don't.

+2 votes   media: Just a little Smile
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 20 2013, 4:31pm replied:

Well, Zaeed apparently doesn't. Don't even think of asking me, I don't like it either...

+2 votes   media: Just a little Smile
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 20 2013, 4:30pm replied:

In his mind: ''Damn it, Id software! Why did you make a wimp!?''

+2 votes   media: Man, you're such a wimp...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 20 2013, 4:29pm replied:

No he doesn't, he wants your ears.

+2 votes   media: Ohai.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 20 2013, 9:33am replied:

I know, right!

+2 votes   media: Sneakiest Imp, ever.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 20 2013, 9:30am replied:

That's because I got raped by a freakin' Chaingun Commando, and because the Doom 3 marine takes 30 fall damage from 2 meters height...

+2 votes   media: Sneakiest Imp, ever.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 20 2013, 9:09am replied:

Well actually, we say it without the ''goddamn'', but yeah. Primitives.

+2 votes   media: Just a little Smile
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 5:33pm replied:

Hell, I dunno.

+2 votes   media: Just a little Smile
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 5:30pm replied:

Typical of you to say that...

+2 votes   media: Just a little Smile
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 4:19pm replied:

Smell ya later.

+2 votes   media: Desert encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 4:12pm replied:

Of course he does! He's not a friggin' NOSELESS ZOMBIE! >8C

+3 votes   media: Desert encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 4:09pm replied:

And then, the Retarded Black Dude will appear and rape Father's nose with his face.

+2 votes   media: Desert encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 4:04pm replied:

Then call GAYPENIS to wake her up with EARRAPE!

+3 votes   media: Desert encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 4:02pm replied:

Tell her this: ''PEWOIFMFIUOEWFEIWEIUGENIEWNEWGWGNEWGUEWG... MOM, THERE'S A PINKY BEHIND YOU!''

+2 votes   media: Desert encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 3:57pm replied:

Eh, good enough.

+2 votes   media: Desert encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 3:53pm replied:

Tell her I asked, with a PRETTY PLEASE! :3

+2 votes   media: Desert encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 3:50pm replied:

Stay a little longer to chat, otherwise I will send that Cacodemon to meet mom.

+2 votes   media: Desert encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 3:49pm replied:

Yeah, but these guys are more dangerous, and they're made out of cheeseburgers, while the KND's ninjas are just humans in costumes.

+2 votes   media: Cheeseburger Guardsmen!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 3:47pm replied:

Well you picked the most random thing to say, considering there's 10,000 more interesting things in the pic than a crap car. :S

+2 votes   media: Desert encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 3:46pm replied:

Did you really expect them to find a better car in a deserted town in the middle of nowhere?

+2 votes   media: Desert encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 8:29am replied:

Hue!

+3 votes   media: Test Tomorrow...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 8:22am replied:

Unless the Krogan grabs you first. They run quite fast for fatties...

+3 votes   media: Test Tomorrow...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 19 2013, 8:19am says:

Yes please!

+1 vote   media: Berserk...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 18 2013, 4:56pm replied:

HA!

+3 votes   media: My mood right now...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 18 2013, 4:50pm says:

And here is my mood. -----> Youtube.com

+3 votes   media: My mood right now...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 18 2013, 4:45pm replied:

Figures. ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+3 votes   media: Test Tomorrow...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 18 2013, 4:39pm replied:

The hell kind of a test is that even...

+3 votes   media: Test Tomorrow...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 18 2013, 4:34pm replied:

Turkish language?

+3 votes   media: Test Tomorrow...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:57pm replied:

Kay.

+2 votes   media: Coach's cheeseburger quest!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:53pm replied:

No he wasn't...

+3 votes   media: Coach's cheeseburger quest!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:48pm replied:

Duh...

+3 votes   media: Friendship is scary...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:48pm replied:

He isn't staring at you...

+3 votes   media: Coach's cheeseburger quest!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:47pm replied:

GOOD!

+3 votes   media: Doomguy's forest encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:43pm replied:

Accidentally met him?

+3 votes   media: Friendship is scary...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:42pm replied:

Then don't attack him?

+3 votes   media: Coach's cheeseburger quest!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:39pm replied:

No, I mean he will use his face to rape you with it.

+2 votes   media: Coach's cheeseburger quest!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:38pm replied:

Hmm..

+2 votes   media: I present you, Mr. Blind!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:37pm replied:

Or do you?

+2 votes   media: Doomguy's forest encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:37pm replied:

And then he will rape you, with his face.

+2 votes   media: Coach's cheeseburger quest!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:36pm replied:

He has a point, you know. It's a friggin' Cyberdemon after all...

+2 votes   media: Friendship is scary...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:32pm replied:

Nooo, just friendship! :S

+2 votes   media: Friendship is scary...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:32pm replied:

The Retarded Black Dude decided to try out his new weapons. There will be faces smacked.

+2 votes   media: Coach's cheeseburger quest!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:31pm replied:

Okay. Open your butt and say boomstick!

+2 votes   media: How would ye' like some buckshot in your butthole?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:30pm replied:

Creativity...

+2 votes   media: I present you, Mr. Blind!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:29pm replied:

A shotgun. A very small one.

+2 votes   media: Doomguy's forest encounter!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 17 2013, 1:29pm replied:

What's a random pose without him?

+2 votes   media: Coach's cheeseburger quest!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:58pm replied:

Indeed.

+2 votes   media: The epic Ichthyosaur glitch!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:57pm replied:

Oh he is, I assure you! If you hear the way I made him swear, you will know.

+2 votes   media: Reaper attack!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:55pm replied:

Maybe.

+2 votes   media: Aren't they smart...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:55pm replied:

Calm your fat tits, sir! Unless you want us to keep it for ourselves!

+2 votes   media: Fatty.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:46pm replied:

Sorry sir, but your meal is too heavy for us to carry!

+2 votes   media: Fatty.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:46pm replied:

Are retarded.

+2 votes   media: This zombie...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:45pm replied:

Do that, and he'll place 3 rockets in your mouth.

+2 votes   media: Nice ass you got there...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:43pm replied:

But the Barons don't like the meal, soooo.... FOOD FIGHT... WITH PLASMA BALLS AND ROCKETS!

+2 votes   media: It's a party!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:42pm replied:

Or just stupid.

+2 votes   media: What the hell are you doing?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:42pm replied:

DEMON STYLE!

+2 votes   media: Damn you ugly!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:42pm replied:

But his *** is made of metal...

+2 votes   media: Aren't they smart...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:41pm replied:

Yep.

+2 votes   media: WHO THE FUCK LET THE SPIDERS IN? >8C
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:40pm replied:

Lousy, good-for-nothing whippersnappers!

+2 votes   media: Throwing out trash...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:39pm replied:

Apparently not.

+2 votes   media: No wonder you're a maggot...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:39pm replied:

I know right!

+2 votes   media: I killed him so hard, that he turned into that.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:39pm replied:

Damn truth!

+2 votes   media: Those guys didn't know who they were fucking with!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:38pm replied:

MAGIIVCAIACIEOFEJWGOWUEGWEUGEWGWGWIUGFWJGWEGWG!

Magician.

+2 votes   media: Seriously Altair....
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:38pm replied:

And perhaps your bras too!

+2 votes   media: Garrus strikes again!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:37pm replied:

Scorpion, obviously...

+2 votes   media: Scorpion is not amused...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:37pm replied:

Face.

+2 votes   media: Zaeed's favourite time...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:36pm replied:

Yeah, but it's not better than my Reaper-Hunting team!

+2 votes   media: Scorpion and Javik!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:35pm replied:

Once when I was messing around with my phone, I decided to make a random video with Age of Mythology. And from there I came up with the idea for the Educated Wolf ---> the most uneducated, swearing and hateful wolf, ever!

+2 votes   media: Reaper attack!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:34pm replied:

.giP

+2 votes   media: Fear the Duke!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:33pm replied:

Oh! They're going to have to glue you back together, with glue! -------- Yay logic.

+2 votes   media: Afraid to attack?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:31pm replied:

ALIEN WRESTLING - THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU'RE ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO KILL YOUR WRESTLING OPPONENT!

+2 votes   media: Brawling fatties...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:30pm replied:

This reply is irrelevant!

+2 votes   media: How cute...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:29pm replied:

Sure, go for it.

+2 votes   media: Are you actually going to notice me?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:29pm replied:

+666

+2 votes   media: Bouncing Barney...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:28pm replied:

FGIKSGSIOKGSGIOSDGKSIOSDKJGSDIOGSDP-GSGSGIOSDG ßÍÉ IEJWE IWEJW

+2 votes   media: FLYING FEESH!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:28pm replied:

No?

+2 votes   media: Are you going to bite me, or...?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:27pm replied:

Soon, every living and non-living creature/prop/poop will be able to fly!

+2 votes   media: The epic Ichthyosaur glitch!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:26pm replied:

Yesh! <3

+2 votes   media: Um, what are you even doing?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 15 2013, 5:26pm replied:

Be careful not to touch the tentacle mouth.

+2 votes   media: Trolling Bullsquids...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 3 2013, 1:21pm replied:

I do. ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: Rooftop getaway!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 3 2013, 1:18pm replied:

It is. We need maniacs like him to kill Reapers.

+2 votes   media: Rooftop getaway!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 3 2013, 1:16pm replied:

Because... I wanted to, that's why.

+2 votes   media: Rooftop getaway!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Sep 1 2013, 3:39pm replied:

Woot!

+2 votes   media: Duke approves the Protheans!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 27 2013, 5:35am says:

Ah, it is nice to finally see an update, great work with the map.

+2 votes   media: Chemical Research laboratories
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 24 2013, 3:10pm replied:

Good! ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: The Xenian Rapist!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 24 2013, 3:07pm replied:

Calm your tiny tits, vampire. Unless you want ze airlock.

+2 votes   media: The Xenian Rapist!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 24 2013, 2:59pm replied:

Why should we? It's not like anyone's hacking...

+2 votes   media: The Xenian Rapist!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 23 2013, 10:51am replied:

Ahoy.

+2 votes   media: Just Don't Mess With Them...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 6:53pm replied:

RUBBERJAVIK!

+2 votes   media: Constantly trolling!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 6:53pm replied:

Damn right!

+2 votes   media: Well, well, well... lookie who we have here!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 6:52pm replied:

He ducked under it.

+2 votes   media: He's stuck.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 6:51pm replied:

Yesh.

+2 votes   media: Now we're both stuck.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 6:51pm replied:

LOLLIPOPS!

+2 votes   media: Stuck in a box!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 6:50pm replied:

Which is why I quoted Bieber in it.

+2 votes   media: Looks like they saw Justin Bieber.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 6:49pm replied:

IT REALLY ******* DOES! >8C

+2 votes   media: Sneaking mission!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 6:49pm replied:

PRO, NIGGAH.

+2 votes   media: PRO-thean!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 2:01pm replied:

JOJ.

+2 votes   media: Coach is wizard!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 2:00pm replied:

I used to have a pet Garg. c:

+2 votes   media: Wrong side of the forest!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 2:00pm replied:

But of seY!

+2 votes   media: Reaper hunters!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 1:58pm replied:

Everywhere, niggah!

+2 votes   media: Trolling people is fun...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 1:58pm replied:

Definitely will.

+2 votes   media: Wrex's thoughts on bronies...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 22 2013, 1:57pm replied:

Yes, he's the ultimate bad-***!

+2 votes   media: Officer Wrex!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 10 2013, 8:18pm replied:

BIIEEGG FEEESH!

+2 votes   media: Demon of the Ocean!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 10 2013, 8:16pm replied:

JOJ.

+2 votes   media: Is there something behind us?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 10 2013, 8:15pm replied:

He be DAAAAIIIEEED, m8!

+2 votes   media: You stole my baby brother's teddy bear!? >:C
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 10 2013, 7:52pm replied:

More like, PLANET RAPING!

+2 votes   media: Salvation for Xen!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 9 2013, 11:43am replied:

HOH SIS JOJ!

+2 votes   media: Rape is Imminent!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 9 2013, 11:37am replied:

Sorry, but they're not into Kawaii-Desuuuu-Aguuu!

+2 votes   media: Rape is Imminent!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 9 2013, 11:27am replied:

You're too short, girlie. Say your prayers.

+2 votes   media: Rape is Imminent!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 9 2013, 11:16am replied:

More than just dad, they will get SUPAL33TOMGHAXOWNED1337, niggah!

+3 votes   media: Best buddies.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 9 2013, 11:15am replied:

I doubt you can kill Slendy. Besides, Steve the Grunt and SCP are already getting ready for the rape action.

+2 votes   media: Rape is Imminent!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 7 2013, 7:45pm replied:

Damn right!

+2 votes   media: ''Who says I'm getting old for this?''
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 7 2013, 7:43pm replied:

Oh hey, you're back.

+2 votes   media: Mercs on Holiday.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 5 2013, 5:49pm replied:

Well, he's depressed. He'll probably just go somewhere and shove that sword up his arse.

+3 votes   media: Heavy gets all the bitches...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 5 2013, 5:45pm replied:

GMER0IGMERIEORMGIOMERIGMEFGIOEMGERIGNi-on WOFKE!

+2 votes   media: Heavy gets all the bitches...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 5 2013, 5:38pm replied:

Should 'GIVE' the Heavy some privacy...

+3 votes   media: Heavy gets all the bitches...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 5 2013, 5:28pm replied:

They ALL want Heavy in bed. GROUP SEX!

+2 votes   media: Heavy gets all the bitches...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 5 2013, 5:20pm replied:

Scout will die a virgin.
HOH JOJ!

+2 votes   media: Heavy gets all the bitches...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 5 2013, 5:18pm replied:

Somewhat.

+2 votes   media: Primitives? WHERE!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 1:08pm says:

I'm sure Insert would disagree.

+2 votes   media: I look way better than Sonic..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 8:22am replied:

Why should I? She ain't ****** at me, and even if she was, what could she possibly do to me?

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 8:17am replied:

I think she's still ******.

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 8:15am replied:

You kids today don't know how to dominate! *bitch slaps you both*

+2 votes   media: Project Diva
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 8:13am replied:

Hey, check it out, she's behind ya.

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 8:11am replied:

STOP DISTRACTING ME!

+3 votes   media: Project Diva
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 8:11am replied:

We asked you to come, due to the fact that you were running away from Rin.

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 8:07am replied:

We do not search for allies on Earth, people ask us to be their ally.

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 8:06am replied:

Finally... ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: Project Diva
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 8:04am replied:

That doesn't answer my question...

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 8:03am replied:

DISTRACTING! >8C

+2 votes   media: Project Diva
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 8:01am replied:

Since when was Jason an ally to anyone?

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 7:58am replied:

VERY DISTRACTING! No more of that... Rude!

+2 votes   media: Project Diva
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 7:57am replied:

*evil laugh* We protheans have destroyed Reapers, things bigger than F-ing skyscrapers, things that have been terrorizing civilizations for the past 1,000,000 years. And what have you done? Killed a few dozen men? I'm telling ya, we have the skills and techs to take you down.

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 7:53am replied:

Will ye' two quit hugging each other, it's very distracting.

+2 votes   media: Project Diva
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 7:52am replied:

Really? And how will you survive if you are torn to million pieces?

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 7:44am replied:

I'm pretty sure no-one said you would survive prothean weaponry.

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 7:39am replied:

My gun is using shredder rounds, in combination with acid rounds. Think that will make you more powerful? It will if you think organ destruction is good.

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 7:34am replied:

Well duh, captain Obvious.

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 7:32am replied:

How about I just blast your face with my Blaster?

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 7:27am replied:

I'd recommend not getting into a fight with a prothean. Reapers are the only thing that have been a challenge to my people.

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 7:21am replied:

Kill me? Please... I can lift you up and leave you hanging in the air...

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 7:17am says:

Nah, stay there.

+2 votes   media: Nya.. Help me
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 1 2013, 7:17am replied:

Oi, Jason! No-one invited serial killers!

+2 votes   media: Fun at the party...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 8:00pm replied:

Every anime character is like that...

+1 vote   media: Me and Rin-chan
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 7:22pm replied:

I have EVERY airlock at my disposal.

+2 votes   media: This hot day is killing me
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 4:57pm replied:

I saw your collection of everything.

+1 vote   media: Broken Mirror
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 12:20pm replied:

Correction, we've been monitoring everyone in the city's movement, so we know who's a criminal or not. Don't worry, we'll make sure she doesn't feel all that bad in jail.

+2 votes   media: Broken Mirror
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 12:18pm replied:

Do not think it will be this easy. This machine race, also known as the Reapers, are quite dangerous. A regular Reaper is 2 kilometers long. The smallest of them all is 160 meters. We will need a plan, and help from the galactic civil order.

+2 votes   media: Sometimes I blush for no reason...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 12:15pm replied:

First of all, there are hidden cameras in the room, and they show how she shoots you. Second, there are jails for underage teens, didn't ya know?

+2 votes   media: Broken Mirror
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 12:14pm replied:

My goals are simple and yet difficult. We need to take out a sentient machine race, that's been terrorizing civilization for over 1,000,000 years.

+2 votes   media: Sometimes I blush for no reason...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 12:08pm replied:

If you do not put any charges, all we can do is lower the punishment to 3 months instead of a year.

+2 votes   media: Broken Mirror
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 12:06pm replied:

I higher rank in the empire. And a special biotic amp.

+2 votes   media: Sometimes I blush for no reason...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 12:04pm replied:

I wouldn't recommend running, there are several armed police officers outside.

+2 votes   media: Broken Mirror
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 12:03pm replied:

We do not use money on my planet, stuff is usually free.

+2 votes   media: Sometimes I blush for no reason...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 12:02pm replied:

A usual murder attempt like that is usually punished by the minimum of 10 years. So ye' should be happy, lassie.

+2 votes   media: Broken Mirror
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 12:00pm replied:

Payment? I welcomed you to an advanced planet, and you wanna get payed for that? ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: Sometimes I blush for no reason...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 11:58am replied:

Now, now. It's only for 1 year. You can get out after that.

+2 votes   media: Broken Mirror
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 11:57am replied:

Perhaps.

+2 votes   media: Sometimes I blush for no reason...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 11:55am replied:

It doesn't matter if you wanted to kill him or not, that's still a murder attempt. I have all the proof I need to send you to jail, young lady. You will have all the time in the world to think about what you've done, while in there. - LT. Horatio Caine.

+2 votes   media: Broken Mirror
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 11:52am replied:

We also have unlimited supplies of food and water, and a giant Prothean empire.

+2 votes   media: Sometimes I blush for no reason...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 11:50am says:

Here take this blood transfusion.

+3 votes   media: Broken Mirror
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 11:42am replied:

Get a room you two... ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: This hot day is killing me
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 11:38am replied:

It is much more beautiful than this primitive planet you humans live in.

+2 votes   media: Sometimes I blush for no reason...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 11:30am replied:

If you are looking for a planet, you can come with me on my home planet, Ilos.

+2 votes   media: Sometimes I blush for no reason...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 31 2013, 11:30am says:

I baked the cake.

+2 votes   media: I'm in the cake...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 8:09pm replied:

I believed you missed a ''captain'' somewhere.

+2 votes   media: Arrr.. I'm a Pirate
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 8:08pm replied:

Oh, did I forgot to mention I control an army of giant jellyfishes, also known as Hannar? They kinda worship my kind.

+2 votes   media: Strawberry on the beach..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 8:04pm replied:

I ain't scared of no girl that's about to pounce me.

+1 vote   media: C'mon Smile!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 3:22pm replied:

You do realize how pervy that sounded, right?

+2 votes   media: I'm tight up >//<
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 3:21pm replied:

When suddenly someone gets her arse bitten.

+2 votes   media: The beach <3
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 3:16pm replied:

Me and captain Jack Sparrow claimed this ship as ours. Ya-harr, laddie!

+2 votes   media: Arrr.. I'm a Pirate
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 3:14pm replied:

I can breathe underwater, try and catch me. ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: Strawberry on the beach..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 3:11pm replied:

I ain't scared, lad. Protheans do not fear anything!

+2 votes   media: C'mon Smile!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 3:09pm says:

She's just as qualified for the job, as TF2's Medic..

+2 votes   media: I'm a nurse
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:40pm replied:

I smell a sex scene... Is Demoman the only one who can be sane while drunk?

+2 votes   media: Family love <3
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:39pm replied:

It's creepy, because she's drunk, and she's looking at us men. Rape?

+2 votes   media: C'mon Smile!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:38pm says:

Freeze.

+3 votes   media: Say Cheese :3
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:37pm says:

Her hair is shorter, how is this possible.... HAX!

+2 votes   media: I love the beach
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:36pm replied:

You were defeated by her? But she sucks at volleyball. :V

+2 votes   media: Strawberry on the beach..
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:34pm replied:

I believe I stole your ship while you were on le island. HOH.

+2 votes   media: Arrr.. I'm a Pirate
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:30pm says:

Why are there no prothean outfits. :C

+2 votes   media: We all love Halloween <3 :3
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:28pm says:

They are trying out Call of Duty and then this happened. Hue.

+2 votes   media: Play time :3
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:26pm says:

There's a Shark incoming, I think it wants dat ***.

+2 votes   media: The beach <3
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:26pm says:

Were you drunk?

+2 votes   media: I'm tight up >//<
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:23pm says:

Okay, the last family couple are... kind of weird... or are they just drunk off their arses?

+2 votes   media: Family love <3
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:20pm says:

Sniper: ''Nice reflexes, ye' wankah.''

+3 votes   media: Owwie my face!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:19pm says:

Is she indoctrinated? Damn Reapers. ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: I can be evil you know :3
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:18pm replied:

It's 500 black.

+2 votes   media: Me and Black Rock Shooter
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:16pm says:

Her own damn fault for being cute.

+2 votes   media: Stop that! My cheeks hurt :c
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:15pm says:

ʘʘ‿‿ʘʘ

+2 votes   media: Nya <3
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:14pm says:

Oh gosh, why do they all transform, it's the kitty apocalypse! Eh, it's fine, but I'd much rather stay a prothean.

+2 votes   media: I'm a Neko <3
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 30 2013, 1:11pm says:

I came to post a random comment because I was bored. Hi.

+2 votes   media: Smile at your rivals to make them even more mad
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 2 2013, 5:45pm replied:

Yeah, well the Haunted Demoknight (a.k.a. me) can use skills, magic, guns, bombs, swords, axes, shields, pans and all that ****. So **** ya Dark Magician.

+2 votes   media: Is there something behind us?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 1 2013, 6:40pm replied:

>Skills.

+2 votes   media: Is there something behind us?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jun 30 2013, 5:42pm replied:

Too late, they already did. But they survived, somehow.

+2 votes   media: Is there something behind us?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 29 2013, 4:37pm replied:

GIMMEH JIBS!

+2 votes   media: Lair of the Beast!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 29 2013, 4:35pm replied:

Thanks for that. ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: Lair of the Beast!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 29 2013, 4:23pm replied:

Shut up, Harbinger! No-one likes you either.

+2 votes   media: Lair of the Beast!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 29 2013, 4:17pm replied:

No, it's because you're a twat working for Cerberus, and everyone hates you!

+2 votes   media: Lair of the Beast!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 29 2013, 4:14pm replied:

Know that's right. At least he's better than the twat Kai Leng...

+2 votes   media: Lair of the Beast!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 29 2013, 4:12pm replied:

And by enslaving people you think you will loved? Gosh, only Simeon will love that, and trust me, that man is the most disgusting thing you've ever seen... His fart could melt you for a second...

+2 votes   media: Lair of the Beast!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 29 2013, 4:07pm replied:

What exactly do you gain from enslaving us, eh?

+2 votes   media: Lair of the Beast!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 29 2013, 4:04pm replied:

****, did I say that out loud?

+2 votes   media: Lair of the Beast!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 29 2013, 4:02pm replied:

Yeah.... though to be honest, if Justin Bieber invades Earth, I would be happy if Harbinger enslaves us. Better than living in Ear-Rapesville. ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: Lair of the Beast!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 29 2013, 3:59pm replied:

The Heavy was indoctrinated by the Reapers, the RED team saved him and he was sworn to help them defeat the Reapers.

+2 votes   media: Lair of the Beast!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 29 2013, 3:57pm replied:

Yeppers, I love those casual TF2 models on the workshop, the Soldier is my favourite one of them. And that's Black Mesa's Gargantua.

+2 votes   media: Lair of the Beast!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 28 2013, 6:54am says:

That's pretty damn good!

+9 votes   media: Ai demonstration
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 11 2013, 11:31am replied:

Javik: Aha! So you do like me! ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: Javik being Javik... ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 10 2013, 1:46pm replied:

Javik: You can't hide that from me primitive! Everyone likes protheans! ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: Javik being Javik... ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 10 2013, 6:22am replied:

Javik: Primitives think I'm sexy! ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: Javik being Javik... ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 9 2013, 4:07pm replied:

You never had Javik nightmares...

+2 votes   media: Javik being Javik... ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 9 2013, 2:35pm replied:

Javik: Oh look! Another primitive! ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+3 votes   media: You were defeated by that?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 28 2013, 7:13am replied:

Javik is just watching them from somewhere. Someone needs to port him to G-Mod, I have some ideas for a few poses with him. ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+3 votes   media: SPIDERS! D:
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 26 2013, 1:06pm replied:

You are... schtupid!

+2 votes   media: General Spy!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 26 2013, 1:02pm replied:

FOOL! >:C
YOU MADE TALI UPSET AGAIN, YOU BOSH'TET!

+2 votes   media: General Spy!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 26 2013, 12:57pm replied:

NO U! Oh wait....That didn't make any sense.
Well anyways, I'm pretty sure those medals do not belong to ya. :L

+2 votes   media: General Spy!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 26 2013, 12:54pm replied:

First of all, GRAMMAR! >8C (just kidding)
And second, well, nobody.....he declared himself a general for wearing that hat. And he stole those medals from some old fart with a broken back.

+3 votes   media: General Spy!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 25 2013, 10:39am replied:

FAT SCHWEINEHUND HUGS! >8C

+2 votes   media: Soldier's battle plan.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 23 2013, 6:49pm replied:

If Spy could disguise himself as someone from Mass Effect, I'm pretty sure he will choose Thane...

+2 votes   media: Soldier tries to teach.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 23 2013, 6:47pm replied:

I'll take care of Simeon, perhaps I'll just call Sniper to run him over with the camper van. And well....about Javik and Staregineer...ugh...
Stareginner: *stares at Javik*
Javik: ''**** you, I have 4 eyes! ಠಠ___ಠಠ''

+2 votes   media: Tali after Mass Effect 3.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 23 2013, 6:08pm replied:

....Okay, first of all, Spy cannot disguise as Wrex, because that just doesn't make sense, AND NOT TO MENTION THE GREAT WARRIOR No# 10! You forget how stupid blue spies are....And if Soldier was teaching you, you were going to cry out load. If it was me though, I would find an airlock and throw him out of it! ಠಠ___ಠಠ

+2 votes   media: Soldier tries to teach.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 23 2013, 5:59pm replied:

I highly doubt Garrus would just ditch Tali like that in her saddest moment, just so he can go rogue on a bosh'tet bike, that would be rude :'<! And leave Simeon to me, people like him were punished by death in the empire! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Oh wait, Staregineer.....

+2 votes   media: Tali after Mass Effect 3.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 21 2013, 4:22pm replied:

!EUH

+2 votes   media: How Mass Effect 3 should of ended.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 21 2013, 4:11pm replied:

Wrexpard.

+2 votes   media: How Mass Effect 3 should of ended.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 21 2013, 4:03pm replied:

Wrex.

+2 votes   media: How Mass Effect 3 should of ended.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 13 2013, 9:35am replied:

HUECEPTION!

+3 votes   media: Who's your friend?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 13 2013, 9:08am replied:

Hue.

+3 votes   media: Who's your friend?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 13 2013, 9:07am replied:

I don't think she would enjoy that >.>

+3 votes   media: Tali loves headcrabs.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 13 2013, 8:59am replied:

Hue.

+3 votes   media: Who's your friend?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 13 2013, 8:58am replied:

wut <.>

+2 votes   media: Tali loves headcrabs.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 23 2012, 5:51pm replied:

Download what? >.>

+1 vote   article: Well...SHIT!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 15 2012, 3:00pm replied:

Baby tigers are the cutest. <3

+4 votes   media: RAWR!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 14 2012, 6:35pm replied:

Because they deserve to be here too, they are cats too. :3

+3 votes   media: RAWR!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 3 2012, 5:05am replied:

Like I said on the upper comment, Bob is da boss!

+2 votes   media: An unexpected meeting.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 3 2012, 5:04am replied:

Apperantly Jill...

+2 votes   media: Look at your health bar, you silly bitch!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 3 2012, 5:03am replied:

She decided to take a non-Resident Evil-ish adventure, so she decided to go with Isaac and kill necromorphs (SPOILER ALERT: She has a necrophobia).

+3 votes   media: Isaac, you pervert!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 3 2012, 5:01am replied:

Everyone is a lucky bastard if they score with a quarian, especialy Tali. Garrus just gets all the women, he even steals some from Shepard. About the rape back there, I can also foresee some between Wrex and that Hell Knight. Then Shepard will turn around, while he's not looking the door in front of him will open, and he will get tentacle raped. Garrus and Tali will manage to escape, just cuz they make a lovely couple.

+2 votes   media: Shall we proceed, Commander?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 3 2012, 4:58am replied:

Actually these are the Glowing Ones, the ghouls are more red.

+2 votes   media: Ugly Attack
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 22 2012, 4:18am says:

Excellent update!

+2 votes   article: Update 22\11\2012
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 22 2012, 4:17am says:

Wow, that's awesome.

+1 vote   media: Half-Life Episode Two Launcher
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 9 2012, 6:30am replied:

Thanks :D, when my PC gets fixed the quality will be better.

+1 vote   media: Heroic Heavy
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 24 2012, 6:52am says:

Dude, quit stealing other people's work, without even giving them credits.

+2 votes   download: FISH Sent
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 21 2012, 7:51pm replied:

Yep, I like the animations too, but this is a dead bot, and a rather glitched one. Also this happend while you and me were playing together. c:

+2 votes   media: Dat Bot
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 18 2012, 6:50am replied:

Well its better than a criminal.

+1 vote   media: Partners in Crime
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Aug 17 2012, 5:42am says:

I though Soldier is a war hero, not a criminal.

+1 vote   media: Partners in Crime
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 12 2012, 4:53am says:

I've been waiting for something like this for a long time. Epic work man, this is incredible, can't wait for the mod <3.

+3 votes   media: Half-Life Episode Two Beta gameplay
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jul 6 2012, 1:55am says:

Is the dragon from Skyrim?

+1 vote   media: fire against fire
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jun 11 2012, 2:16pm replied:

Nope, ADMIN GUNZZZZZ!

+1 vote   media: Rocket Festival
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jun 5 2012, 2:17pm replied:

Trust me dat cat is the devil himself.

+3 votes   media: Me with my cat
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 26 2012, 3:27pm replied:

I'm uploading it here to show the boss. And besides these are TF2 images and vids. And I did upload it to my youtube channel, no one can tell not to upload.

0 votes   media: Meet the Scout
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 16 2012, 7:30am says:

You need to work on your posing a bit.

+1 vote   media: Sick in the Subway
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 15 2012, 12:58pm replied:

Well they don't call him Headless Hatman for nothing :P.

+1 vote   media: Scary 'n Stuff
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 15 2012, 12:57pm replied:

Yes you did, you came here to stare at him xD!

+1 vote   media: DO NOT LOOK AT ME...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight May 1 2012, 4:21am says:

Very nice pic there AUG.

+1 vote   media: Generic Delta squad
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 30 2012, 5:14pm says:

Very nice model and textures.

+7 votes   media: Gauss gun render
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 26 2012, 9:38am says:

Overkill is always good.

+1 vote   media: Tank Slayer.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 26 2012, 9:36am says:

COD kids are such idiots. I've expirienced it once when I played COD MW3 at my friends PC, everyone on the server were calling themselfs pro's since they've been playing COD since the first game. Even though I was a newbie there I owned there entire team, proving that killing someone in COD is like switching weapons in TF2. The admin then banned me cuz he though I was cheating (even though I wasn't). And speaking of TF2, there was some COD player who started playing TF2 for the first time shouting that he's a pro sniper in COD and that he will own us. He was stupid as hell, he was trying to shoot me through a window, then I said that he can't kill through windows, he got out of the base and I killed him. Then he started swearing and whining that it wasn't fare and that I'm a gay-*** ************, the admin banned him and good thing he did.

+3 votes   media: What I see COD as.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 22 2012, 8:40am replied:

Not a spam, just though I should upload some of my screens here.

0 votes   media: High Five!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 21 2012, 9:21am says:

What is he escaping from?

+1 vote   media: Escape
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 18 2012, 12:39pm says:

U no scare me, I think.

+1 vote   media: BOO
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 9 2012, 1:24pm replied:

Ne igrae COD nito Battlefield.

+2 votes   media: Me with Sunglasses
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 8 2012, 4:39pm says:

Defently dark.

+1 vote   media: Darkness...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 5 2012, 3:38pm says:

Who's she praying for?

+2 votes   media: Cute
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 2 2012, 2:34pm replied:

I still wonder how he got pinned there and espesually in the ****.

+1 vote   media: Arrow to the dick!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 2 2012, 2:29pm says:

Looking good.

+1 vote   media: Metropolice in Action
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Apr 1 2012, 8:41am says:

Skinning/texturing needs alot of work man.

+2 votes   download: TOURETTES GUY SNPC
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 31 2012, 1:50pm replied:

See I told you it wasn't Nub cuz he's a dude.

+1 vote   media: Stay in Formation
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 27 2012, 7:18am says:

I'm so tracking your mod.

+1 vote   group: Knee Deep in the Dead Mod Team.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 25 2012, 6:27am replied:

Facepunch.com
Here ya go, mate. Note this is still a beta and it only contains the Slower once, but Shotgunguy49 is going to port every single enemy from CoF as he said, plus a Simon Playermodel :3.

+1 vote   media: Oh God, help!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 25 2012, 2:33am replied:

Heck no! Why would I want someone to come to my house and eat poop, seriously? I don't hate Ninja to really mean it, he's not some twat from my school. And what does my feelings have to do with anything here. And after our arguiment with Ninja I swore that I will never rage on CC again and if you've seen my pics after the arguiment you would of seen that I take CC normally. So note that I don't hate anyone on moddb to really mean something like that.

+1 vote   media: FEEL TEH WRATH OF TOR
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 24 2012, 5:06pm replied:

Apparently you're blind. Look at the upper comment after the "come to my house and eat the poop" after that it says "just joking" and no I wasn't serious about it. Know lets just stop before another flame war starts.

+2 votes   media: FEEL TEH WRATH OF TOR
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 24 2012, 1:00pm replied:

U mad? I was only joking but apperantly you are too lazy to read everything.

+2 votes   media: FEEL TEH WRATH OF TOR
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 24 2012, 3:37am says:

So cool.

+1 vote   media: The spiral boy
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 23 2012, 3:56pm replied:

Odin is gay and weak, Titans are heterosexual,badass and cool and thats final *poops* if you wanna change that, come to my house and eat the poop (just joking). But really they are way more powerful since Oranos's father is the God Earth himself - the most powerful God in every mythology, approved by the myths and legends themselfs. So you can say whatever you think, I know I'm right.

+2 votes   media: FEEL TEH WRATH OF TOR
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 23 2012, 11:36am says:

Thor and Odin are powerless against the ancient Titan Gods Kronos, Oranos, Prometheus, Cerberus, Gaia and there army of Titans and Demigods.

+2 votes   media: FEEL TEH WRATH OF TOR
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 17 2012, 6:12pm replied:

No prob LOL!

+1 vote   media: How Mirror's edge should have been
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 17 2012, 6:10pm replied:

Yep, a hug that deals 20 damage to David's lifepoints.

+1 vote   media: The Wheelchair Guy
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 16 2012, 5:12pm says:

I see you are running out of ideas.

-3 votes   media: Standing Around yo
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 15 2012, 5:19pm says:

Yeah, and that boston basher is a spy 0_0

+2 votes   media: How Mirror's edge should have been
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 11 2012, 4:52pm says:

I know a few people that would say that this looks sexy :V

+1 vote   media: ♥ Cute Xiaoyu ♥
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 9 2012, 5:21pm replied:

Here's one that I did a year ago.
Moddb.com

+1 vote   media: Knife Fight
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Mar 7 2012, 7:19am replied:

They're bastards and are always scaring me :0.

+1 vote   media: Why did I come here?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 29 2012, 4:28pm says:

And get raped by the Hunter!

+2 votes   media: Ready for a Fight!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 28 2012, 10:59am replied:

Yes, but it ends tomorow.

+1 vote   media: Surviving on the ship
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 24 2012, 8:35am says:

Not bad.

+2 votes   media: The Black Legion
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 24 2012, 4:29am replied:

Then what do you think its fixable so that I can pose it better next time? Also I think someone is karma-spamming you again.

+1 vote   media: Me and a random group of video game characters
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 23 2012, 3:59pm replied:

What about the others?

+1 vote   media: Me and a random group of video game characters
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 23 2012, 2:15pm replied:

Only Desmond or everything?

+2 votes   media: Me and a random group of video game characters
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 23 2012, 2:06pm replied:

Are you talking about the posing or there faces?

+3 votes   media: Me and a random group of video game characters
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 20 2012, 6:45am replied:

I guess its just some random karma spammer and hater.

+2 votes   media: 3RD Person shet
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 19 2012, 8:04am replied:

I haven't forgotten since I know you on youtube.

+1 vote   media: 3RD Person shet
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 13 2012, 1:57pm says:

New model hack? Looks nice.

+1 vote   media: oo yes
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 11 2012, 3:34pm says:

I never really was on your side!

+4 votes   media: Spy cat
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 7 2012, 2:30pm replied:

Cuz he's David :P !

+2 votes   media: David WTF are you doing?
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 7 2012, 7:13am replied:

Can't do that don't anything about porting,skinning or hexing I think Ninja_Nub knows how.

+2 votes   member: MysteriousShadow
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 6 2012, 9:40am replied:

How the heck should I know.

+2 votes   member: MysteriousShadow
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 5 2012, 4:14pm replied:

Its the Tank from L4D.

+2 votes   media: I GOT A CHAINSAW
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 3 2012, 2:47pm replied:

Cuz he's GEEEEEEEY

+1 vote   media: Schools O'Bore
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 2 2012, 5:18pm says:

I can't see much.

+1 vote   media: Bill and the gate to The living
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 30 2012, 5:08pm says:

That happens to me sometimes too.

+1 vote   media: Nick And His Ak47
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 30 2012, 5:55am replied:

Bye.

+1 vote   media: Bye Guys :(
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 27 2012, 3:07am says:

Me like.

+1 vote   download: Suit Wearing Citizen
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 26 2012, 12:23pm says:

Too much blur man, turn the blur a bit down.

+1 vote   media: Prepare to drop.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 26 2012, 7:27am says:

You're making a new model, nice.

+1 vote   media: Nubicus; the ranger
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 24 2012, 11:05am says:

Nice I like the posing.

+1 vote   media: The Spetsnaz
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 23 2012, 8:02am says:

Kinda empty don't you think?

+1 vote   media: Corrifuckingdor
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 19 2012, 7:44am says:

Nice pic.

+2 votes   media: Stalker/Urbrex Jenkins/Pseudo
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 18 2012, 1:51pm says:

Very nice!

+1 vote   media: Waking up in the foliage filled loft.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 12 2012, 10:19am replied:

LOL same here :D

+1 vote   media: Things that I simply HATE about TF2
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 11 2012, 1:05pm says:

Man those zombies are kinda scary nice pic.

+2 votes   media: Some zombie spetsnaz and some dead spetsnaz.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 10 2012, 1:02pm replied:

Oh yeah I heard of Chernobyl.

+1 vote   media: yo theres dangas in the zone dont go alone folks
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 10 2012, 10:16am replied:

Zombies?

+1 vote   media: yo theres dangas in the zone dont go alone folks
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 10 2012, 10:06am says:

What kind if danger is in that zone?

+1 vote   media: yo theres dangas in the zone dont go alone folks
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 8 2012, 4:39pm replied:

Ok I will stop

+1 vote   media: Lets end the war
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 8 2012, 8:41am replied:

Cuz thats how I got up in my dream for some reason.

+1 vote   media: A Weird Dream I Had
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 7 2012, 4:06pm replied:

So can we stop the war pls and be friends again.

+1 vote   media: Necromorph Meet Alyx
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 7 2012, 2:32pm replied:

Just stop it Nub just stop pls. I never wanted to argue with anyone, it was a really stupid idea to argue about something that low in the first place. I can admit that I was acting like a **** but you must also admit that you were insulting me. I just want to forget about it. I got too many things on my mind now that concern my family.

+2 votes   media: Necromorph Meet Alyx
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 7 2012, 10:50am replied:

Yes excuse.

+1 vote   media: Bad-Ass Leet being brutal
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 7 2012, 10:47am replied:

Its not very easy when my game lags and crashes all the time.

+2 votes   media: Bad-Ass Leet being brutal
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 7 2012, 10:42am replied:

I'm angry cuz most of you repeat the same thing over and over again, I'm doing what I can about my pose. I'm really sorry it had go this way but I just can't stand people who insult me for no reason.

+2 votes   media: Bad-Ass Leet being brutal
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 7 2012, 10:39am replied:

Yeah I guess.

+1 vote   media: The Combine
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 7 2012, 10:31am replied:

F**k you too then. I'll use whatever models I want you're not the one to tell me what to use. I'm not angry with the CC you bot.

+2 votes   media: Bad-Ass Leet being brutal
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jan 4 2012, 6:40pm replied:

Is that supposed to be an insult maxbun!

+1 vote   media: MLC sitting in some otherworldly area or whatever
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 30 2011, 5:46am replied:

Same here.

+1 vote   media: Step into Darkness.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 29 2011, 12:45pm says:

Wow looks really awesome btw is that the Mp5?

+1 vote   media: Half-Life Episode Two Gallery
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 15 2011, 1:37pm replied:

Thanks man I'm just angry what Nub said to me in the last pic.

+1 vote   media: Bad-Ass Leet Being Bad-Ass
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 9 2011, 5:29pm says:

Really cool picture nice job :D.
Name it ''Team Deathmatch''.

+1 vote   media: not sure what to name this
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 6 2011, 6:32am replied:

Let me tell you something 7H3_H4CK3R. Ever since I started posting pics here you've been acting like a total jerk on almost everyone of my pics you write "posing is bad, it sucks etc. etc." I appretiate critism, but on my first pic you wrote that the explosion special effect was a model, U MAD OR SOMETHING ITS AN EFFECT. And when you post a crappy pic like this one and someone writes "its boring, bad posing etc. etc." you write "My posing is better than yours" well its not better so stop being such a selfish douche. "If you can't take critism get out."

+2 votes   media: SPARTAN Team Alpha, Advance Via Southern Alley
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 6 2011, 6:09am replied:

And they say I can't take critism, I'm saying that you aren't better.
You are just the same.

+2 votes   media: SPARTAN Team Alpha, Advance Via Southern Alley
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 4 2011, 12:37pm says:

And he says I'm bad at posing :/

0 votes   media: SPARTAN Team Alpha, Advance Via Southern Alley
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Dec 1 2011, 10:43am replied:

Don't you people ever read the description the Predator hasn't got fingerposer options.

+1 vote   media: Alien vs. Predator
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 29 2011, 12:21pm replied:

How do I do that I don't really know?

+1 vote   media: Mission Complete
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 27 2011, 4:24pm replied:

You've got a problem with that?
I just had it with people combinating TF2 (The best multiplayer game) with MLP (A show for 3 year olds). Seriously! What the hell does MLP has to do with TF2?

0 votes   media: Meet The Worms
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 20 2011, 3:33pm replied:

Nah I prefer Altair.

+1 vote   media: Circle Of Death
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 15 2011, 6:20am replied:

Oh no R.I.P. TF2 guys.

+1 vote   media: FRIENDSHIP THIS
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 14 2011, 10:45am says:

What monster is that?
Nice pic.

+2 votes   media: Ken and his pet hunting in the night.
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 10 2011, 7:59am replied:

indeed

+1 vote   media: Bullsquid render
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 10 2011, 7:40am replied:

It would be cool if there are different coloured bullsquids :).

+3 votes   media: September Media Release
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 10 2011, 7:24am replied:

Its not round.

+1 vote   media: May Media Release
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 10 2011, 7:05am replied:

they still look kinda cute

+2 votes   media: Media Release 2
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 9 2011, 2:56pm replied:

yes he has :/

+1 vote   media: The Ubercharged Starengineer
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 8 2011, 5:54am replied:

The TF2 characters have become friends with the ponies what will we do now, will you shoot them aswell?

+1 vote   media: FRIENDSHIP THIS
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 7 2011, 9:12am replied:

The desciption explains it :/

+1 vote   media: Troll Rider
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 5 2011, 8:45pm replied:

well I also have a minigun hidden in my underwear XD

+1 vote   media: I GOT A CHAINSAW!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 5 2011, 1:17pm replied:

Believe whatever you wish dude but you should know that I don't say **** like that to friends and you are in my friends list which means that I was joking, if you don't believe me thats your problem, and I didn't even say anything bad about you unlike you did. Bye.

+1 vote   article: GMOD IDIOT BOX:Episode 10! IS HERE!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 2 2011, 1:18pm replied:

OWNED! YOU TOTALY FELL FOR IT, I KNEW YOU WOULD REACT LIKE THIS XD. I was only joking dude don't take it too hard I didn't really mean all that :P.

+1 vote   article: GMOD IDIOT BOX:Episode 10! IS HERE!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 2 2011, 7:43am replied:

nope

+1 vote   media: Never give up...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 2 2011, 7:39am replied:

Who's retarded now!

+1 vote   media: Epic Randomness
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Nov 2 2011, 7:21am replied:

Hah, wanna tell you the secret of defending yourself like, tease the enemy and when they come close enough you fart to send the sheild flying right at them and impaling everyone in front of it XD.

+1 vote   media: The best defence pose
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 26 2011, 10:30am replied:

thank you for joining our group what kind knight character did you think of

+1 vote   media: AGENT NUB
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 26 2011, 5:05am replied:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

+1 vote   media: Meet The Gmod Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 25 2011, 3:28pm replied:

ok

+1 vote   media: Meet The Gmod Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 25 2011, 6:02am replied:

what

+1 vote   media: Meet The Gmod Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 24 2011, 4:32pm replied:

what are you talking about just because I had an idea, which won't happend because I realised how stupid it is, doesn't mean that I'm a Moddb deserves hero so pls stop talking ********

+1 vote   media: Meet The Gmod Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 23 2011, 6:31am replied:

thank you

+1 vote   media: Aim for the head
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 21 2011, 4:33pm replied:

I turned it on other than that how is my posing I really want to know other people's oppinion about my pics

+1 vote   media: We've got trouble...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 21 2011, 3:30pm replied:

what.... sorry I don't understand every english word what does it mean (I'm bulgarian)

+1 vote   media: We've got trouble...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 21 2011, 1:14pm replied:

they are on max dude its just the map

+1 vote   media: We've got trouble...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 21 2011, 10:27am replied:

thx I'll try to make it look better next time

+1 vote   media: He's watching you...
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Oct 21 2011, 8:51am replied:

No offence but DasBoSchitt makes the best Gmod vids a Gmod player not liking these videos will get eaten by Painis Cupcake. When you don't like just don't write.

+1 vote   article: GMOD IDIOT BOX:Episode 10! IS HERE!
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jun 24 2011, 2:07pm replied:

lol indeed

+1 vote   article: Latest news and progress
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jun 18 2011, 2:14pm replied:

I can't find it there

+1 vote   article: Latest news and progress
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jun 1 2011, 7:03am says:

scary

+1 vote   media: Half-Life Episode Two Gallery
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Jun 1 2011, 7:02am says:

wow that blood is realistic

+4 votes   media: Half-Life Episode Two Gallery
Captain_Hell_Knight
Captain_Hell_Knight Feb 26 2011, 4:19pm replied:

no offence but whats with the horrible english

+2 votes   download: Gmod-Mod-Pack 15 Big
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