If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Actually, this concept is quite similar to the actual Antlion King that Valve never released. Here, take a look for yourself: Half-life.wikia.com
Wow, you actually remember his name? Nice, but no. It's not him. It's Roshan from Dota 2. I posed him there, because he kinda resembles the God of Metal.
Implying they're new.
I don't recall anime having goofy music, like the ones in cartoons.
He has a point, you know. Your anime characters are nothing like the badasses from Dota.
It was beyond slutty, I tell ya. Just look at what Javik wrote in the upper comments. It pretty much explains the picture, you just need to imagine it.
The picture was different yesterday.
Wow... who would of thought that Maria would actually be useful for once... But seriously, with those clothes she might as well be naked...
MODDB, STOP POSTING MY COMMENTS ON THE WRONG PLACES, YOU TWAT.
'Tis fine. Primitives tend to confuse everyone with their primitiveness.
You can't hide secrets like that from us. Especially with that obvious fandom of yours, huehuehue.
Bitches don't know about Prothean soap and perfume. Smells majestic.
Yeah, I was thinking about that, too...
Jejbuk and I agree to that.
Jejbuk loves them white Gibuses.
Yeah, those eyes are hilarious.
Yes, I know. But you decided to show the primitives, that even without practice, they will lose at their own game.
Human. In my cycle, my people had an ancient saying: "Kill the teacher with textbooks."
On Bropan, the server I'm a Guardian on, every now and then we need to hire new people. We interview candidates to see their motives and addiction. Like when you're applying for a job, basically.
He's losing it...
He is. We're just playing hide and seek.
Translation: "No, your speech is annoying."
Woo, you're good at maths. GG no re.
Because he has spiky legs for painful raping.
Even more so in-game.
Haven't yet. But I heard it's the scariest **** ever.
I told you it was going to be boring. Always listen to your Prothean elder.
Weakling. Victory is ours. For the Prothean Empire!
Sanic has come to rape you.
It would appear you're cornered, cheerleader.
Extremely accurate answers are more than extremely accurate!
I was just about to say that...
Oh my. Something that isn't anime? Well there's a first time for everything I guess (draw the Retarded Black Dude next).
Maybe. Maybe not.
Damn stasis pods...
She likes Heavy. She also likes Odahviing, who recently joined them. And I think you already know the answer to the second question.
Garrus is hosting a mini-pool party for microorganisms.
Well, at least he's alive.
Some Dragoons (Phoenix Soldiers) turned against Cerberus and joined the Alliance. And the Collector is Javik's grandfather.
Don't we all?
'Twas quite fun, I say.
Woo! I'm first.
And here I thought that Barney was the most alcoholic plonk.
Well, we're both Protheans, after all.
Because Dr. Robotnik's random pingas comment makes more sense than Japanese.
However, they're only shown present in the Citadel and Omega DLC's.
Aye. It fits his boring character.
No, you don't.
Honestly, you never even told me. I, too, would like an answer.
Cute? Really? The correct word would be "slutty". That way the weeaboo boys get attracted and fap all over their monitor.
What a way to go, eh?
There should of been portable airlocks, which you can carry around with you in your pockets.
I'm with the cheerleader on this one...
Yeah, Zaeed's. That's why you're in his house.
If Simeon's DNA got injected to you, you would of been dead by now.
That's so mean... I like it!
Goddamn it, sis... Your Japanese undressing job thingy attracts Reapers. And for the record... you're in Zaeed's house.
I'm guessing he has mastered the "Drunken Brawler" martial arts. Explains why he survives.
How dare you!
U wot, m8?
What normal being would like vampires. I mean jeez!
Cerberus doesn't belong to the anime... It belongs to the Greek myths and legends. And according to them, there's only ONE Cerberus, and he's hard to kill... unlike those fake copies of him in the goddamn anime. So no, it's not stealing. Many other games, movies and shows are using him. Though I would be stealing Demoman and Javik, since one belongs to Valve and the other belongs to BioWare. But eh... those are my ideas.
The Dragon's first plan was to recover an ancient artifact, that according to him was hidden somewhere in the cave near their hideout. So they went to find it. There were no living beings in the cave, besides rats and bats. But it was filled with traps, one of which almost killed the girl. Luckily the Dragon is always on the lookout and doesn't think of leaving people behind. Later on, they managed to unearth the artifact, which seemed to belong to an ancient, hyper-advanced, now extinct race, known as the Protheans. This artifact started glowing and it gave them a magical map, which the Dragon thought it would lead them to lost Prothean technology, that could easily overwhelm some Demons. However, he was wrong. The map led them to a lost stasis pod, somewhere in the deeper areas of the cave. In the pod there was a Prothean. The Dragon released him from the stasis pod, and the Prothean's first reaction was hostile. He used some kind of green telekinesis to push them away. After regaining consciousness, he grabbed the girl and boy, and just like that he learned the English language. The Prothean was named Javik. He asked the people who he kept calling "primitives" about what was going on. The Dragon briefed him about the situation, and then Javik agreed to help them save the world. And this is where the most comedic parts start. During their adventures, Javik keeps on trolling his allies, but mostly he liked trolling the girl as he found her most suitable for it. The action scenes from now on will be mostly comedic and silly, like in the movie Naked Gun. If you've watched it, you would know what I mean.
I keep misspelling and it ******* annoys me...
So anyway, just before Cerberus was about to kill the unarmed boy and girl, a young fellow with a magical sword appeared. In a few minutes he manages to cut all three heads of Cerberus, thus killing the beast. The boy and girl were amazed of his skills. Without explaining much, the blade-wielding guy tells them to follow him. But he was no ordinary human. He's actually a 100,000-year-old Dragon in a human disguise (his true identity will get revealed in the later episodes). The girl falls in love with the Dragon, and will continue to love him even after knowing his true identity. Of course, she won't express her feelings about him until the later episodes. Meanwhile back in Hell, the leading captain of the Demon army - Captain Hell Knight, starts arguing with the Emperor for breaking the sacred rules of the previous Emperor, Satan, by starting a war with humanity. The new Emperor didn't give a **** about his opinion and ignored him. Captain Hell Knight didn't like where this was going, and he only had dozens who were loyal to him and the sacred rules. He decided to aid the surviving humans (which he does in the later episodes). The Dragon human led the boy and girl to his hideout, where they met a Scottish black guy named Tavish DeGroot. He's an expert at everything that has to do with bombs and explosions. He was also an excellent medieval fighter. Though he liked getting drunk, he's not to be underestimated. He used to be a mercenary, but now he's just trying to save the world with the Dragon. The Dragon then explained to the boy and girl what was going on and asked for their help. Without having any experience, they blindly accepted. And on goes their adventure.
So it starts with a boy and a girl (brother and sister, both 18-years-old) walking down a dark alley. They're talking about their life problems of living with no parents and stuff. Suddenly they saw a person who was walking weirdly. They thought he needed help crossing the street, so they offered him their help. It turns out he's an ugly Demon and he tried to kill them. The Demon was stronger than both of them combined, and he was about to kill the girl. Her brother quickly grabbed a broken pipe and shoved it up the Demon's arse and then the Demon died, after pooping out his organs and farting nasty. They ran quickly to the nearest police station to inform the police of what they encountered. Of course, the police doesn't believe them and thinks they're high on some drug, and they start running some tests on them to be sure. Meanwhile, a firey demonic pentagram gets carved on the floor in the lobby, and a Demon teleports in. A different one. He's four-legged, one-eyed, with bull horns, with the size of a rhino and breaths fire. And it killed every cop in the station. Electricity went out, the boy and girl wandered through the dark with a flashlight and two pistols they found. In one dark corner, the Bull Demon appears and starts roaring at them, causing a small earthquake. Then it charged at them. The girl shot the Demon in the eye, and it couldn't see. Eventually it dies. Suddenly, they heard a big bang outside. As they went to investigate, they saw the entire city burning, Demons were slaughtering the citizens, and Gargoyles were eating them alive. The Demon Emperor showed himself in front of the girl and boy, and starts laughing maniac-y. Then says something like "This is the beginning of the end for humanity!" and summons his pet Cerberus, the three-headed titan guard dog of Hades. The boy and girl were certain that they will die, but then a young fellow, wielding a magical sword with a Dragon skull handle and kills Cerberus in a few minutes.
I would add: a lot of comedy and action, decrease drama to a minimum amount (if not fully removed), no perverted moments, Dragons (Skyrim-styled), Demons (REAL ONES! Not some whores with wings), a drunk black bomb expert named Tavish DeGroot (basically TF2's Demoman), Protheans - specifically Javik.
Need I add more? Probably.
One that isn't perverted and over-dramatic.
No, I don't hate anime. I've said it before, the character designs are indeed very well-made. What I hate in anime is the overacted drama, along with the extremely perverted porn-ish scenes. They just pour drama scenes in like a glass of never-ending water. And anime is making vampires worse, because it's making overpowered... and primitive.
The Reapers are still in Dark Space, didn't Harbinger already tell you that? And I just hate vampires in general. Worst mythic being ever. And anime just makes them even worse.
Besides from showing his **** to the entire class, spitting and blowing his nose at students and teachers and burping every time he enters the room... he has also ****** on the school's curtains and floors, farts so damn disgusting, shows off his dirty and hairy *** and many more stuff that I can't be bothered to list here, because I'm lazy.
Trust me, it's too repulsive to be seen.
Here's how ready I am: ---> Media.moddb.com
Zaeed is their mentor, after all! :>
Maria, you *****. You're cheating on Dwarfy.
Allow me to make this more interesting! *loads the Simeon launcher*
I've got hot dogs! :>
True that. But you're a disgrace to life for aiding the Illusive Man.
Ohohoho! YGO Abridged moments! 8)
Pfff... Zaeed will kill Koneko before she manages to get close. He'll just spray her with a storm of 7.62mm bullets from his assault rifle. Devil or not, no-one's bulletproof! (except the Reapers)
Everything that he just said.
Youtube.com ---> (Watch this video from 1:53 to 2:38)
FEH! Sorry for the extremely late reply... Our electricity died last night, and we had to go through the dark with flashlights and candles... :|
Ha! The midget white-haired girl that acts like the Incredible Hulk? Feh! Not impressed. We'll see if she still acts tough when Wrex gets furious (or hungry).
Cheerleader, you obviously don't know the Payday crew. If they can take out Bulldozers, then they can take you out too.
I'll join in as well! We should totally hit the perverted Devil and Dragon high school next! Those perverts and devil ***** will get wrecked!
Probably just hide in the corner, like the cheerleader.
Wave goodbye to your arse, sweetheart.
Which intimidated me to do this.
Oh? You sure forget quickly for someone on your age, lassie.
I have a feeling this will be the best part yet.
Javik's Rampage, part 11: Prothean Torturing!
Aye. He is. :>
He's pestering you.
You sure are.
Works every time!
Not today! ---> Media.moddb.com
Yeah, good luck with that. It's impossible to turn RBD against ol' Javey, because he's always trying to be Javik's best friend.
Hah! I actually haven't done a pose with him in a while...
And yet another victory for the Protheans!
You know, a lesser mind might find you irresistible and would gladly shag you, but I'm no lesser mind. I can see through your vampire schemes.
*loads the Simeon launcher* You sure you wanna test me?
What the hell do you think you're doing?! Hey sniveller, I'm gonna **** on your eyebrows! Stay away from that cage!
And I would like to stuff you like a mince in some humidified peppers.
Such colourful language. You're a bit vulgar for a girl.
Because... ---> Media.moddb.com
Because you're a blood-sucking, lesbian ham.
I don't think you fit that job.
A model? Pfffff...
Obviously you haven't seen Kleiner on drugs.
We won! Goddamn JOJ, mates!
Jessie is Zaeed's goddamn rifle. And Simeon is the most disgusting freak in the galaxy, that melts everything that he touches (except the guns that are launching him)!
Wanna see something else charming? *takes Dwarf's ear-raping metal guitar and the Simeon launcher*
You definitely are, when you stand up to Protheans! Don't even think about giving me that ugly look! It only works on weak-minded people, like Maria and the cheerleader.
YOU! YOU! YOOOOUU, ******* *******!
Bring your most perverted bikini outfit next time. I want you to impress the bi-sexual Imps, enough for them to rape you.
Speaking of rape. Hey cheerleader, meet your own personal rapist! Media.moddb.com
Your girlfriend is trying to invade us with more primitive vampires...
Protheans are not easy to defeat, tuts!
Oh God... a cheerleader vampire... wegpokerpogrkgregrergergergegrkegmriogre...
******* hell Miku, don't give them ideas!
Yeeeeaaaahhh... You even told me that in a PM... Makes me wonder who THEY will act as...
Perhaps, but it gets the job done.
Another victory for the Protheans! No ***** given!
If you want to make it out whole, then I would suggest you take your goddamn ghoul squad and leave! Don't make me call the Retarded Black Dude!
You ARE on the ground, fool... I just pulled you back to safety land. And sister or not, you're trying to feed my friend to a horde of ***** vampires. No mercy!
That does it! *pulls Dwarfy back with biotic powers* I got this! *aims a BFG at Miku and the goddamn vampires*
Do NOT do it! It's a trap! Look to your right! There's another lesbo vampire with blonde hair!
Don't give in! If you do, she'll send you packing straight away to Maria and her jolly band of ****-sexual male and female vampire whores and manwhores!
Dah-ah-um! ---> Media.moddb.com
Come on now, Dwarfy... You know who to trust...
Who would you believe, Dwarfy? Some anime that's an ally to that lesbo vampire that wants to buttsecks you, lick you and suck your blood... Or the Protheans that have faith in you?
In your underwear. *it's a poisonous snake*
*laughs like a maniac*
That's it! I'm sending that rapist Soldier in your bed, and I will spice things up by adding Chris!
Don't you mention those unholy names here!
I blame you.
You were expecting something logistic? :|
Oi! Go back to your goddamn cell in Smell-land!
According to Prothean Christmas, vampires aren't allowed to even breath, so she's lucky to be alive.
He'll steal it, and destroy it. There's always another option.
And Javik will steal Maria's present, because she doesn't deserve it.
Welp, now we have a new way of dealing with vampires!
Oh yeah? ------> Media.moddb.com
Maria, just keep your tongue behind your teeth. You will never beat us Protheans, when it comes to trolling.
Javik's Rampage, part 10: I'm not smug, I'm just a Prothean!
He also appears to be a bigger rapist than you.
Because I said so.
They're vampires (a.k.a. rule breakers).
Also, ''creppy''? :|
I saved your anus countless times, your comment is invalid.
Nah, needs more goddamn.
Was supposed to reply this to Maria, but ModDB is being retarded again...
Erm... I don't think so... *loads his assault rifle*
Oi, get a room you two...
YEAH! YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ENRAGED PROTHEANS.
Nah, she's bi-sexual, I just call her a lesbo.
Hello! I'm here for the pizza! I heard it tastes a lot like vampires, specifically like a certain lesbian one. I guess I should toss it out the airlock, before it smells up my ship!
I think you already know the answer...
Count me out, too! I'm not hugging vampires, and least of all Maria...
Yeah, no... Ain't gonna happen. You're going to Prothean prison.
Welcome to ModDB, where comments delete by themselves.
Until this bitch is dead...
That's suspicious enough for me. *loads the BFG*
Oh joy... Well now I'm going to troll the everloving crap outta her, for choosing this annoying character...
IT'S THE LESBIAN VAMPIRE! KILL IT WITH REVOLVERS!
Well, at least it's not the lesbo vampire in there, right?
You shall soon see.
You never fail to amuse me! Though you do have a point. Vampires must feast on another person's blood, so their so-called peace with humanity will get ****** up. I'm with ya! Vampire abilities fail in comparision to Prothean abilities! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Oh man! You just gave me a retarded idea for a pose!
Mind if I murder some vampires with my Headtaker? Specifically that lesbian vampire, she's a *****. I kinda hate their kind. They're primitive.
Hell Knights aren't meant to be kawaii! Go back to Vampire Knight.
Richer than Kaiba. They robbed Gaben, after all.
More like death face!
Also ----> ʘʘ‿‿ʘʘ
That's because he's a twat.
Wouldn't really fit TF2's style. Plus, I've had it with hats... I want weapons! >8C
I still find it funny how a cartoon can scare you! 8]
Ha! I remember how you were afraid to watch Happy Tree Friends before! 8]
When suddenly, a fly goes in your mouth.
Aaaaaaaand... as always... stating the obvious. Woo...
Because he's your best friend! c:
You always make me laugh my *** up!
You can't hide from the cupcakes.
Would you stop with the super special awesome? It stopped being funny 15 episodes ago...
Or... it wants a cookie.
You expected him to be dead? How primitive of you...
Chocolate? Chocolate! CHOCOLATE! CHOOOOOOCOOOOOLAAAAAAAAATE!
Like a person.
Chocolate? Did you say... chocolate?
Stating the obvious as always, yay.
Here we go again...
Who's the blue guy on the left?
They don't call him the master of trolls for nothing!
Everyone knows it.
Well just letting you know, the Cyberdemon never shares his cookies.
We need Scooby Doo for this mystery... or do we...
Or did they?
It's never enough for Max, so your comment is invalid.
HAH! I WIN! ʘʘ‿‿ʘʘ
lll ಠಠ‿‿ಠಠ lll
lll >:L lll
You will have to... ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Skill, mate. Also you get the Soul Cube at the beginning of the game. It's a life savior, even though I rarely use it.
I'm playing on Nightmare difficulty, mate. Your max health there is 25.
You will know in due time.
Don't celebrate just yet! We still have quite an adventure on our way.
Because David is being a twat.
Everything that Saxton holds will be scared.
**** your cola, Sprite and Fanta are better!
Reapy the Raper Reaper. Hue!
Nah, he's just surprised that we found a clue that will help us find what we seek.
He's being a sneaky fatty.
Doubtful, there will be like 3-4 more poses.
They'll get wrecked, y'all!
Well... you look like a herp-a-derp.
I don't like her in any way.
I don't judge people by opinion but.... poor Smoke and Sub-Zero, and ewww Skarlet...
Let's make sure it happens then!
Anime characters, 'Nuff said.
PPHAA! Javik for president of the world y'all!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! I hear ya!
It sure is!
Which is why you mustn't wait that much, its' CD could still be installed on your PC, though if it's already used in Steam you won't be able to add it there.
Note that if your game/games' codes aren't used in time, you may not be able to add them to Steam.
Lazy. Though you really should make yourself one. There are plenty of games to see, a lot of which are also free to play.
Fool! Make yourself one...
********. You know what? Add me on Steam, we can continue there.
I have telekinesis.
Says you. I have powers beyond your understanding, boyo.
**** your documents, those are for primitives and people who got their ***** kicked by nazies.
We existed before the movie.
We invented that line.
We'll just make the game unfair to him. Spawn 20 Cyberdemons and 50 Bruisers.
Then send a strike team to capture him. The Cyber-Judge wants to speak with him.
No, the Cacodemon is from garrysmod.org actually. And it's quite bigger, I only resized it for this pose.
Both are from Facepunch. Francis can be found in the workshop too. And he's the only Francis model that actually works for me...
Meanwhile in my school.
Fat Martin: *breaks a chair with his fat ****
Krasimir: *breaks chairs with his giant hands*
Hristo: *laughs like a maniac*
Me: FINALLY! GOD! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Meanwhile in Dead Space.
Isaac: ****! ****! DIE! YOU ************!
Meanwhile in Call of Duty.
Some CoD ***: OMG, DIE U FAAKING NOOBS, U CAN'T EVEN PLEI DIS GAIM! IM 2 PROMLG1337 XD!
Silly you. ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Look closer, he ain't that hard to find...
It's a Frostsquid from Silverlan's Half-Life: Renaissance SNPC pack... I thought you knew about it...
Damn right, he is!
Yeah, Nick is just too selfish.
I believe it's Space Build (dunno the full name). Fun fact, all the poses I made today (IMP-spector Hellington, this one and The Holy Cheeseburger) were posed on the same map. The tall things are Frost Atronachs from Skyrim.
Well obviously. Hellington's crime-solving skills rival those of Horatio Caine's!
I guess Arch-Viles aren't that evil after all.
So he got reincarnated by an Arch-Vile?
You know I'm random.
One more reason to hate Vulgars, they eat penises...
I know, right!
They sure will, though Coach knows his weaknesses.
No you don't.
Well, Zaeed apparently doesn't. Don't even think of asking me, I don't like it either...
In his mind: ''Damn it, Id software! Why did you make a wimp!?''
No he doesn't, he wants your ears.
That's because I got raped by a freakin' Chaingun Commando, and because the Doom 3 marine takes 30 fall damage from 2 meters height...
Well actually, we say it without the ''goddamn'', but yeah. Primitives.
Hell, I dunno.
Typical of you to say that...
Smell ya later.
Of course he does! He's not a friggin' NOSELESS ZOMBIE! >8C
And then, the Retarded Black Dude will appear and rape Father's nose with his face.
Then call GAYPENIS to wake her up with EARRAPE!
Tell her this: ''PEWOIFMFIUOEWFEIWEIUGENIEWNEWGWGNEWGUEWG... MOM, THERE'S A PINKY BEHIND YOU!''
Eh, good enough.
Tell her I asked, with a PRETTY PLEASE! :3
Stay a little longer to chat, otherwise I will send that Cacodemon to meet mom.
Yeah, but these guys are more dangerous, and they're made out of cheeseburgers, while the KND's ninjas are just humans in costumes.
Well you picked the most random thing to say, considering there's 10,000 more interesting things in the pic than a crap car. :S
Did you really expect them to find a better car in a deserted town in the middle of nowhere?
Unless the Krogan grabs you first. They run quite fast for fatties...
And here is my mood. -----> Youtube.com
The hell kind of a test is that even...
No he wasn't...
He isn't staring at you...
Accidentally met him?
Then don't attack him?
No, I mean he will use his face to rape you with it.
Or do you?
And then he will rape you, with his face.
He has a point, you know. It's a friggin' Cyberdemon after all...
Nooo, just friendship! :S
The Retarded Black Dude decided to try out his new weapons. There will be faces smacked.
Okay. Open your butt and say boomstick!
A shotgun. A very small one.
What's a random pose without him?
Oh he is, I assure you! If you hear the way I made him swear, you will know.
Calm your fat tits, sir! Unless you want us to keep it for ourselves!
Sorry sir, but your meal is too heavy for us to carry!
Do that, and he'll place 3 rockets in your mouth.
But the Barons don't like the meal, soooo.... FOOD FIGHT... WITH PLASMA BALLS AND ROCKETS!
Or just stupid.
But his *** is made of metal...
Lousy, good-for-nothing whippersnappers!
I know right!
And perhaps your bras too!
Yeah, but it's not better than my Reaper-Hunting team!
Once when I was messing around with my phone, I decided to make a random video with Age of Mythology. And from there I came up with the idea for the Educated Wolf ---> the most uneducated, swearing and hateful wolf, ever!
Oh! They're going to have to glue you back together, with glue! -------- Yay logic.
ALIEN WRESTLING - THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU'RE ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO KILL YOUR WRESTLING OPPONENT!
This reply is irrelevant!
Sure, go for it.
FGIKSGSIOKGSGIOSDGKSIOSDKJGSDIOGSDP-GSGSGIOSDG ßÍÉ IEJWE IWEJW
Soon, every living and non-living creature/prop/poop will be able to fly!
Be careful not to touch the tentacle mouth.
I do. ಠಠ___ಠಠ
It is. We need maniacs like him to kill Reapers.
Because... I wanted to, that's why.
Ah, it is nice to finally see an update, great work with the map.
Calm your tiny tits, vampire. Unless you want ze airlock.
Why should we? It's not like anyone's hacking...
He ducked under it.
Which is why I quoted Bieber in it.
IT REALLY ******* DOES! >8C
I used to have a pet Garg. c:
But of seY!
Yes, he's the ultimate bad-***!
He be DAAAAIIIEEED, m8!
More like, PLANET RAPING!
HOH SIS JOJ!
Sorry, but they're not into Kawaii-Desuuuu-Aguuu!
You're too short, girlie. Say your prayers.
More than just dad, they will get SUPAL33TOMGHAXOWNED1337, niggah!
I doubt you can kill Slendy. Besides, Steve the Grunt and SCP are already getting ready for the rape action.
Oh hey, you're back.
Well, he's depressed. He'll probably just go somewhere and shove that sword up his arse.
Should 'GIVE' the Heavy some privacy...
They ALL want Heavy in bed. GROUP SEX!
Scout will die a virgin.
I'm sure Insert would disagree.
Why should I? She ain't ****** at me, and even if she was, what could she possibly do to me?
I think she's still ******.
You kids today don't know how to dominate! *bitch slaps you both*
Hey, check it out, she's behind ya.
STOP DISTRACTING ME!
We asked you to come, due to the fact that you were running away from Rin.
We do not search for allies on Earth, people ask us to be their ally.
That doesn't answer my question...
Since when was Jason an ally to anyone?
VERY DISTRACTING! No more of that... Rude!
*evil laugh* We protheans have destroyed Reapers, things bigger than F-ing skyscrapers, things that have been terrorizing civilizations for the past 1,000,000 years. And what have you done? Killed a few dozen men? I'm telling ya, we have the skills and techs to take you down.
Will ye' two quit hugging each other, it's very distracting.
Really? And how will you survive if you are torn to million pieces?
I'm pretty sure no-one said you would survive prothean weaponry.
My gun is using shredder rounds, in combination with acid rounds. Think that will make you more powerful? It will if you think organ destruction is good.
Well duh, captain Obvious.
How about I just blast your face with my Blaster?
I'd recommend not getting into a fight with a prothean. Reapers are the only thing that have been a challenge to my people.
Kill me? Please... I can lift you up and leave you hanging in the air...
Nah, stay there.
Oi, Jason! No-one invited serial killers!
Every anime character is like that...
I have EVERY airlock at my disposal.
I saw your collection of everything.
Correction, we've been monitoring everyone in the city's movement, so we know who's a criminal or not. Don't worry, we'll make sure she doesn't feel all that bad in jail.
Do not think it will be this easy. This machine race, also known as the Reapers, are quite dangerous. A regular Reaper is 2 kilometers long. The smallest of them all is 160 meters. We will need a plan, and help from the galactic civil order.
First of all, there are hidden cameras in the room, and they show how she shoots you. Second, there are jails for underage teens, didn't ya know?
My goals are simple and yet difficult. We need to take out a sentient machine race, that's been terrorizing civilization for over 1,000,000 years.
If you do not put any charges, all we can do is lower the punishment to 3 months instead of a year.
I higher rank in the empire. And a special biotic amp.
I wouldn't recommend running, there are several armed police officers outside.
We do not use money on my planet, stuff is usually free.
A usual murder attempt like that is usually punished by the minimum of 10 years. So ye' should be happy, lassie.
Payment? I welcomed you to an advanced planet, and you wanna get payed for that? ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Now, now. It's only for 1 year. You can get out after that.
It doesn't matter if you wanted to kill him or not, that's still a murder attempt. I have all the proof I need to send you to jail, young lady. You will have all the time in the world to think about what you've done, while in there. - LT. Horatio Caine.
We also have unlimited supplies of food and water, and a giant Prothean empire.
Here take this blood transfusion.
Get a room you two... ಠಠ___ಠಠ
It is much more beautiful than this primitive planet you humans live in.
If you are looking for a planet, you can come with me on my home planet, Ilos.
I baked the cake.
I believed you missed a ''captain'' somewhere.
Oh, did I forgot to mention I control an army of giant jellyfishes, also known as Hannar? They kinda worship my kind.
I ain't scared of no girl that's about to pounce me.
You do realize how pervy that sounded, right?
When suddenly someone gets her arse bitten.
Me and captain Jack Sparrow claimed this ship as ours. Ya-harr, laddie!
I can breathe underwater, try and catch me. ಠಠ___ಠಠ
I ain't scared, lad. Protheans do not fear anything!
She's just as qualified for the job, as TF2's Medic..
I smell a sex scene... Is Demoman the only one who can be sane while drunk?
It's creepy, because she's drunk, and she's looking at us men. Rape?
Her hair is shorter, how is this possible.... HAX!
You were defeated by her? But she sucks at volleyball. :V
I believe I stole your ship while you were on le island. HOH.
Why are there no prothean outfits. :C
They are trying out Call of Duty and then this happened. Hue.
There's a Shark incoming, I think it wants dat ***.
Were you drunk?
Okay, the last family couple are... kind of weird... or are they just drunk off their arses?
Sniper: ''Nice reflexes, ye' wankah.''
Is she indoctrinated? Damn Reapers. ಠಠ___ಠಠ
It's 500 black.
Her own damn fault for being cute.
Oh gosh, why do they all transform, it's the kitty apocalypse! Eh, it's fine, but I'd much rather stay a prothean.
I came to post a random comment because I was bored. Hi.
Yeah, well the Haunted Demoknight (a.k.a. me) can use skills, magic, guns, bombs, swords, axes, shields, pans and all that ****. So **** ya Dark Magician.
Too late, they already did. But they survived, somehow.
Thanks for that. ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Shut up, Harbinger! No-one likes you either.
No, it's because you're a twat working for Cerberus, and everyone hates you!
Know that's right. At least he's better than the twat Kai Leng...
And by enslaving people you think you will loved? Gosh, only Simeon will love that, and trust me, that man is the most disgusting thing you've ever seen... His fart could melt you for a second...
What exactly do you gain from enslaving us, eh?
****, did I say that out loud?
Yeah.... though to be honest, if Justin Bieber invades Earth, I would be happy if Harbinger enslaves us. Better than living in Ear-Rapesville. ಠಠ___ಠಠ
The Heavy was indoctrinated by the Reapers, the RED team saved him and he was sworn to help them defeat the Reapers.
Yeppers, I love those casual TF2 models on the workshop, the Soldier is my favourite one of them. And that's Black Mesa's Gargantua.
That's pretty damn good!
Javik: Aha! So you do like me! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Javik: You can't hide that from me primitive! Everyone likes protheans! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Javik: Primitives think I'm sexy! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
You never had Javik nightmares...
Javik: Oh look! Another primitive! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Javik is just watching them from somewhere. Someone needs to port him to G-Mod, I have some ideas for a few poses with him. ಠಠ___ಠಠ
You are... schtupid!
YOU MADE TALI UPSET AGAIN, YOU BOSH'TET!
NO U! Oh wait....That didn't make any sense.
Well anyways, I'm pretty sure those medals do not belong to ya. :L
First of all, GRAMMAR! >8C (just kidding)
And second, well, nobody.....he declared himself a general for wearing that hat. And he stole those medals from some old fart with a broken back.
FAT SCHWEINEHUND HUGS! >8C
If Spy could disguise himself as someone from Mass Effect, I'm pretty sure he will choose Thane...
I'll take care of Simeon, perhaps I'll just call Sniper to run him over with the camper van. And well....about Javik and Staregineer...ugh...
Stareginner: *stares at Javik*
Javik: ''**** you, I have 4 eyes! ಠಠ___ಠಠ''
....Okay, first of all, Spy cannot disguise as Wrex, because that just doesn't make sense, AND NOT TO MENTION THE GREAT WARRIOR No# 10! You forget how stupid blue spies are....And if Soldier was teaching you, you were going to cry out load. If it was me though, I would find an airlock and throw him out of it! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
I highly doubt Garrus would just ditch Tali like that in her saddest moment, just so he can go rogue on a bosh'tet bike, that would be rude :'<! And leave Simeon to me, people like him were punished by death in the empire! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Oh wait, Staregineer.....
I don't think she would enjoy that >.>
Download what? >.>
Baby tigers are the cutest. <3
Because they deserve to be here too, they are cats too. :3
Like I said on the upper comment, Bob is da boss!
She decided to take a non-Resident Evil-ish adventure, so she decided to go with Isaac and kill necromorphs (SPOILER ALERT: She has a necrophobia).
Everyone is a lucky bastard if they score with a quarian, especialy Tali. Garrus just gets all the women, he even steals some from Shepard. About the rape back there, I can also foresee some between Wrex and that Hell Knight. Then Shepard will turn around, while he's not looking the door in front of him will open, and he will get tentacle raped. Garrus and Tali will manage to escape, just cuz they make a lovely couple.
Actually these are the Glowing Ones, the ghouls are more red.
Wow, that's awesome.
Thanks :D, when my PC gets fixed the quality will be better.
Dude, quit stealing other people's work, without even giving them credits.
Yep, I like the animations too, but this is a dead bot, and a rather glitched one. Also this happend while you and me were playing together. c:
Well its better than a criminal.
I though Soldier is a war hero, not a criminal.
I've been waiting for something like this for a long time. Epic work man, this is incredible, can't wait for the mod <3.
Is the dragon from Skyrim?
Nope, ADMIN GUNZZZZZ!
Trust me dat cat is the devil himself.
I'm uploading it here to show the boss. And besides these are TF2 images and vids. And I did upload it to my youtube channel, no one can tell not to upload.
You need to work on your posing a bit.
Well they don't call him Headless Hatman for nothing :P.
Yes you did, you came here to stare at him xD!
Very nice pic there AUG.
Very nice model and textures.
Overkill is always good.
COD kids are such idiots. I've expirienced it once when I played COD MW3 at my friends PC, everyone on the server were calling themselfs pro's since they've been playing COD since the first game. Even though I was a newbie there I owned there entire team, proving that killing someone in COD is like switching weapons in TF2. The admin then banned me cuz he though I was cheating (even though I wasn't). And speaking of TF2, there was some COD player who started playing TF2 for the first time shouting that he's a pro sniper in COD and that he will own us. He was stupid as hell, he was trying to shoot me through a window, then I said that he can't kill through windows, he got out of the base and I killed him. Then he started swearing and whining that it wasn't fare and that I'm a gay-*** ************, the admin banned him and good thing he did.
Not a spam, just though I should upload some of my screens here.
What is he escaping from?
U no scare me, I think.
Ne igrae COD nito Battlefield.
Who's she praying for?
I still wonder how he got pinned there and espesually in the ****.
Skinning/texturing needs alot of work man.
See I told you it wasn't Nub cuz he's a dude.
I'm so tracking your mod.
Here ya go, mate. Note this is still a beta and it only contains the Slower once, but Shotgunguy49 is going to port every single enemy from CoF as he said, plus a Simon Playermodel :3.
Heck no! Why would I want someone to come to my house and eat poop, seriously? I don't hate Ninja to really mean it, he's not some twat from my school. And what does my feelings have to do with anything here. And after our arguiment with Ninja I swore that I will never rage on CC again and if you've seen my pics after the arguiment you would of seen that I take CC normally. So note that I don't hate anyone on moddb to really mean something like that.
Apparently you're blind. Look at the upper comment after the "come to my house and eat the poop" after that it says "just joking" and no I wasn't serious about it. Know lets just stop before another flame war starts.
U mad? I was only joking but apperantly you are too lazy to read everything.
Odin is gay and weak, Titans are heterosexual,badass and cool and thats final *poops* if you wanna change that, come to my house and eat the poop (just joking). But really they are way more powerful since Oranos's father is the God Earth himself - the most powerful God in every mythology, approved by the myths and legends themselfs. So you can say whatever you think, I know I'm right.
Thor and Odin are powerless against the ancient Titan Gods Kronos, Oranos, Prometheus, Cerberus, Gaia and there army of Titans and Demigods.
No prob LOL!
Yep, a hug that deals 20 damage to David's lifepoints.
I see you are running out of ideas.
Yeah, and that boston basher is a spy 0_0
I know a few people that would say that this looks sexy :V
Here's one that I did a year ago.
They're bastards and are always scaring me :0.
And get raped by the Hunter!
Yes, but it ends tomorow.
Then what do you think its fixable so that I can pose it better next time? Also I think someone is karma-spamming you again.
What about the others?
Only Desmond or everything?
Are you talking about the posing or there faces?
I guess its just some random karma spammer and hater.
I haven't forgotten since I know you on youtube.
New model hack? Looks nice.
I never really was on your side!
Cuz he's David :P !
Can't do that don't anything about porting,skinning or hexing I think Ninja_Nub knows how.
How the heck should I know.
Its the Tank from L4D.
Cuz he's GEEEEEEEY
I can't see much.
That happens to me sometimes too.
Too much blur man, turn the blur a bit down.
You're making a new model, nice.
Nice I like the posing.
Kinda empty don't you think?
LOL same here :D
Man those zombies are kinda scary nice pic.
Oh yeah I heard of Chernobyl.
What kind if danger is in that zone?
Ok I will stop
Cuz thats how I got up in my dream for some reason.
So can we stop the war pls and be friends again.
Just stop it Nub just stop pls. I never wanted to argue with anyone, it was a really stupid idea to argue about something that low in the first place. I can admit that I was acting like a **** but you must also admit that you were insulting me. I just want to forget about it. I got too many things on my mind now that concern my family.
Its not very easy when my game lags and crashes all the time.
I'm angry cuz most of you repeat the same thing over and over again, I'm doing what I can about my pose. I'm really sorry it had go this way but I just can't stand people who insult me for no reason.
Yeah I guess.
F**k you too then. I'll use whatever models I want you're not the one to tell me what to use. I'm not angry with the CC you bot.
Is that supposed to be an insult maxbun!
Wow looks really awesome btw is that the Mp5?
Thanks man I'm just angry what Nub said to me in the last pic.
Really cool picture nice job :D.
Name it ''Team Deathmatch''.
Let me tell you something 7H3_H4CK3R. Ever since I started posting pics here you've been acting like a total jerk on almost everyone of my pics you write "posing is bad, it sucks etc. etc." I appretiate critism, but on my first pic you wrote that the explosion special effect was a model, U MAD OR SOMETHING ITS AN EFFECT. And when you post a crappy pic like this one and someone writes "its boring, bad posing etc. etc." you write "My posing is better than yours" well its not better so stop being such a selfish douche. "If you can't take critism get out."
And they say I can't take critism, I'm saying that you aren't better.
You are just the same.
And he says I'm bad at posing :/
Don't you people ever read the description the Predator hasn't got fingerposer options.
How do I do that I don't really know?
You've got a problem with that?
I just had it with people combinating TF2 (The best multiplayer game) with MLP (A show for 3 year olds). Seriously! What the hell does MLP has to do with TF2?
Nah I prefer Altair.
Oh no R.I.P. TF2 guys.
What monster is that?
It would be cool if there are different coloured bullsquids :).
Its not round.
they still look kinda cute
yes he has :/
The TF2 characters have become friends with the ponies what will we do now, will you shoot them aswell?
The desciption explains it :/
well I also have a minigun hidden in my underwear XD
Believe whatever you wish dude but you should know that I don't say **** like that to friends and you are in my friends list which means that I was joking, if you don't believe me thats your problem, and I didn't even say anything bad about you unlike you did. Bye.
OWNED! YOU TOTALY FELL FOR IT, I KNEW YOU WOULD REACT LIKE THIS XD. I was only joking dude don't take it too hard I didn't really mean all that :P.
Who's retarded now!
Hah, wanna tell you the secret of defending yourself like, tease the enemy and when they come close enough you fart to send the sheild flying right at them and impaling everyone in front of it XD.
thank you for joining our group what kind knight character did you think of
what are you talking about just because I had an idea, which won't happend because I realised how stupid it is, doesn't mean that I'm a Moddb deserves hero so pls stop talking ********
I turned it on other than that how is my posing I really want to know other people's oppinion about my pics
what.... sorry I don't understand every english word what does it mean (I'm bulgarian)
they are on max dude its just the map
thx I'll try to make it look better next time
No offence but DasBoSchitt makes the best Gmod vids a Gmod player not liking these videos will get eaten by Painis Cupcake. When you don't like just don't write.
I can't find it there
wow that blood is realistic
no offence but whats with the horrible english