Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Trolling people is fun...
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Especially if they are famous non-existent girls... ಠಠ___ಠಠ
''Oh..how rude of you..'' -Laughs a bit-
''Pfff, I don't really give a crap... ಠಠ___ಠಠ'' - Javik.
''I was only being sarcastic!'' -Smiles-
''Your sarcasm is primitive... It insults my people's way of trolling...''
-Sighs- ''Anyway It's nice to meet you.''
''Meeting with humans... how charming...''
''I'm not a human..uhh I'm a vampire''
''Vampires... I hate your kind. So many of you tried to bite my neck off a few hundred years ago, they all failed, and got their primitive ***** tossed out the airlock into the sun...'' - Javik.
-Sits on a tree then looks down at him- ''I wouldn't bite you..I mean I won't risk my life like that..Plus I like you as a friend''
*Pulls the tree down with biotic powers* *evil look* ''You better not.'' - Javik.
''Ahh!'' -Jumps down- ''I won't''
*evil smile* ''Good!'' - Javik.
-Grabs her umbrella- ''Well you have a cute smile'' -Smiles-
''ಠಠ___ಠಠ *lifts the umbrella up in the sky with biotics* ''Mhmhmmhmh!'' - Javik, trolling primitives.
''Hey! Not my umbrella!'' -Grabs his hand- ''Put it down!''
''You're a bit short, aren't you? I thought vampires could fly, you disappoint me...''
''I can fly but I don't want to right now.'' -Looks at him and tries to pull his hand- ''Now put my umbrella down''
''Oh, someone's getting angry I see, mhmhmhhmhmh!'' - Javik, being a Trollthean.
''Hey! I'm not getting angry. I just want my umbrella back plus you're to strong'' -Keeps pulling his hand-
''Then calm your tits, and I will...'' - Javik.
''Then calm your tiny tits, and I will... freaking pedophile...'' - Javik.
-Sighs let's go of him and looks away- ''My tits aren't tiny. And wait a minute... why were you even looking there?'' -Makes a curious look-
''Because you're a tiny person, everyone would see your tiny tits, primitive, mhmhhmhhmmh!'' - Javik, laughing at her, because she's jealous of her granddaughter.
''Yeah...I get that a lot. Don't be so mean to a 200 years old grandma. Or else you'll carry me.''
200 years? Pfff. I'm 50,000 years old, so F ya!'' - Javik, being really old.
''My, my you're really old'' -Looks at him- ''But you don't even look old, but still can you carry me''
''I don't carry primitives with me. Protheans are above that.'' - Javik, being superior to other races.
''Oh come on!'' -Grabs his hand and plays with it- ''Please''
''Go to YouTube, search for ''How about no'', then watch the video to know the answer.'' - Javik.
-Hugs his arm- '''But it's not fair..come on''
''NNNNN-NOOO!'' - Javik, being annoyed.
-Sighs- ''Fine...then one hug..Just one''
''Where is the airlock, so I may throw you out of it... ಠಠ___ಠಠ'' - Javik, getting really annoyed.
-Sighs then looks down- ''Then what do you want?''
''To leave me alone...'' - Javik.
''Not even without saying goodbye.'' -Takes her umbrella-
''You're talking to a person, from a dead race, that literally doesn't give a ****!'' - Javik, stating the obvious.
-Covers her face with the umbrella- ''I understand that but...I just wanna be your friend,that's all''
''Primitives... ಠಠ___ಠಠ'' - Javik, being Javik.
''Well I should be going now, darling..'' -Jumps on the building and walks away-
''I'm not your darling! *pulls down the building with biotics* Mhmhmhmhmh!'' - Javik, being satisfied.
''Ahh!'' -Falls down on her knees- ''Uhh.. careful with your powers. I can freeze people etc.''
''Oh please, Protheans are superior to your primitive powers, I could counter it, and make you freeze yourself.'' - Javik, talking about his abilities.
''Alright I get it. You are more powerful than me. Okay I should go now'' -Walks away with a smile-
''Finally, I can go and hunt for fish in peace!'' - Javik, being happy for once.
Mhmhmhmhmhmh! Primitives! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Everywhere, niggah!
Trolling Miku. Hue! I just find it funny how short she it compared to Javik.
She's like 150 santi meters. I could quite literally sit on her.