Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
I have recruited some highly-trained peeps, in order to rid the world of the vampire menace for good! The team:
SuperHellKnight (Me) - Team leader, magician, expert bomber, excellent medieval fighter!
Holy Guardian Sniper - Team's sharpshooter, vampire assassin expert, defender of the Holy!
Pootis Bird - A random bird Heavy, effective against mobs of vampires!
Pimp Medic - A gentleman to girls, a merciless killer, a ninja!
My load-out: Haunted Headtaker, Sword of the Baron, Loose Cannon!
Sniper's load-out: The Devil Slayer, Poisonous Crossbow, Garlic!
Bird's load-out: The Doombringer, his damn bare hands!
Medic's load-out: The Half-Zatoichi, Healing magic!
Pootis Bird! XD
Don't underestimate him! He might seem harmless, but he revs up vampires like a chainsaw!
I can guess! :P
Or can you...
Where am I in all of this? I wanna murder some vampires too!
You think you're so hot? You'll never defeat Kaname!
Maria, we're highly trained, we will rip him to shizz!
And Javik, you were on the ship, destroying Geth fighters.
Kaname can destroy stuff just by looking at it!
Yeah, because he's so damn ugly, that glass objects tend to break when he looks at them. You know they do the same in cartoons.
Hah!
His powers are pretty dangerous! Don't joke around! >:c
Look, I don't give a crap about this 11,000-year-old primitive, that's not as nearly as old as me and Javik, or his primitive powers. We'll see how ''powerful'' he is, once the Sword of the Baron consumes his soul!
And even if the sword fails to do so, which it won't... Hell Knight can still use elder Prothean biotics to mock the floor with that stupid-looking *******! And let's not forget his Headtaker! He has killed Reapers with that! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
He's right, you know...
Damn you, professionals... Poor Kaname... :C
That's what he gets for being a vampire!
Wait, where am I in there...?
You're with Javik, blowing up Geth fighters.