If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Javik and I have adopted our very own pet! And that pet is the one and only - Alduin.
Alduin! c:
Yesh!
How on Earth did you even tame him? <.>
Because we're Protheans. Every smart and elder being will listen to us.
Precisely!
What could you possibly use a dragon for? >_<
He will aid us in the Reaper war, and he can hunt down primitives, like you.
Ohohohoho!
You're going too far with this, mushroom head!
There's never enough Prothean trolling, you primitive!
*** clown!
Stupid individual!
4-eyed freak!
Blood-sucking shithead!
50,000-year-old ultimate *******!
What a nice battle! Keep goin'! Keep goin' damnit!
****-drinking lesbo!
Allow me to say something!
HA!
Incredibly ugly twat!
You start running out of answers...
Primitively-dressed *****!
Biggest retard of all times!
Bitch with white-colored, poopy hair!
SIMEON!
Wat?... :|
HA! I win again! ʘʘ‿‿ʘʘ
Whoa, whoa! Guys... come down, seriously! o_O
You do realize we're just derp-talking, right? <3
Oh...
Silly Guy!
How typical of primitives...
Hello, it is Kamitorrorga here, Derpity derp derp derp! Calling in Derp reinforcements! Baah! Primitives!
BEH!
Well you're a bit random, aren't you?
Totally random indeed!
Sexcellent!
I'd say more! Buttsecks!