Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Soldier: Alright listen up, maggot! The BLU team are going to be here soon, so pick up your weapon and follow me! DOUBLE TIME IT! >:C
Tali: You're so mean! :c
Soldier: Look kid, I'm here to teach you the art of war, written by the one and only Sun Tzu, don't expect me to be all nice to you, just because you're a girl, now pick up your damn gun!
Tali: Oh fine! But uhh......this thing is a bit too heavy for me to lift. Come on you bosh'tet! *accidentally fires a rocket in the sky, shooting down an airplane which crashes in the RED base* Oops.
Soldier: *double facepalm*
Scout: (Dat Ass!)
Oops, I believe I screwed up the trigger of the Rocket Launcher, sorry Tali. >:3
You bosh'tet!
Sowwy. :c
Though the story you wrote on the description made me lol a lot. Tali looks soooooo damn adorable with Soldier's helmet. AND SCOUT IS A ******* PERVERT!
Yeah, pretty much everything makes Tali look cute. And LOL LOOKS WHO'S TALKING! THE GUY WHO STARES AT TALI WHILE SHE SLEEPS!
WHAT! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!
My Headtaker has been stalking her (along with a lot of other women) for a long time now. And then it told me you sneaked into her bedroom! AND YOU SOMEHOW SLAPPED HER *** WITHOUT WAKING HER UP! THE HEADTAKER KNOWS ALL! IT'S THE LAW AROUND HERE!
GODDAMN YOU HEADTAKER!
All your heads belong to us!
NUUUUUUHHHHHH! *ded*
Spy you are so stupid, why do you disguise as a scout that's the worst thing a Spy can disguise as. It's better to disguise as Wrex or the great knight number 10 from gmod xD anyway if Soldier tried to teach me i'll say the same thing like Tali said.
....Okay, first of all, Spy cannot disguise as Wrex, because that just doesn't make sense, AND NOT TO MENTION THE GREAT WARRIOR No# 10! You forget how stupid blue spies are....And if Soldier was teaching you, you were going to cry out load. If it was me though, I would find an airlock and throw him out of it! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Ok if Spy could disguise as someone from Mass Effect i would choose Wrex, Javik, Grunt, Garrus or Shepard, it would be funny though, hue!
If Spy could disguise himself as someone from Mass Effect, I'm pretty sure he will choose Thane...