Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Soldier's battle plan.
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Soldier: Right. Heavy, Medic. I have a plan how to infiltrate the BLU base.
Heavy: Very well. Tell us.
Soldier: First of all, I will...
Tali: Hey guys, what's up? c;
Medic: Uhhh, who is this schweinehund?
Soldier: It's....ugh...nobody...
Heavy: You are so tiny! Heavy would like to hug you! <3
Tali: Aww, you're so sweet!
Soldier: I wouldn't do that if I were you...
Tali: Oh come on, what could possibly happe- *hugs* AAAAUUUGGGHHHH KEELAH!
Medic: Dummkopfs!
Soldier: *epic facepalm*
Can I have a hug too, Tali? :3
Sure, but Heavy will hug you instead... C8<
Uhh, I'd rather keep my body, thanks...
You leave me with no choice. I'm gotta tell Javik to throw you out the airlock! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Not if I throw him first! *throws Javik* HA, I WIN! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO BREATHE WITHOUT ANY OXYGEN?!
Javik: ''**** oxygen, I have 4 eyes! ಠಠ___ಠಠ''
Oh sh-...*runs away*
Jee Tali got a BIG tight hug from fatty fat fat....
FAT SCHWEINEHUND HUGS! >8C
Yeah xD