Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Ol' fisherman's dodgy adventure!
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I dunno, I decided to make a random pose.
Uh... what are those things in the fisherman's ears?
Leeches.
Eww...
Oi! I'm in this goddamn pose! 8>
You sure are.
Also, what's that goddamn skeleton even goddamn doing...
He's pestering you.
Goddamn it! Now I have some goddamn hippie annoying me...
Speaking of annoying hippies... the Retarded Black Dude!
Hehehe! :>
What is he this time? The damned ship captain?
Aye. He is. :>
Well they're screwed...
Soooo, that's the Retarded Black Dude?...
Yes.
Why aren't we in your poses...
Uhhh... who are ''we''? :|
Me, Maria, Kaname... we're never in your poses.
Why should you be? No one likes you.
...
You're not in the poses because:
1: You don't exist in the world of Garry's Mod. No-one likes you that much to port you.
2: Even if you did exist, the only poses I would think up with you, would be Javik torturing you with an electric whip.
3: You're primitive.
Why are you guys trolling me most of the time... am I your only target... >:|
You're not the only one, you caramel-dancing, blood-sucking freak show. You're the MAIN one. Hell Knight's sister was my first troll target. Then Maria appeared and she became my prime target. And then you appeared.
Why does this seem sexist. You're only trolling girls...
Because girls are fun to mess around with. You look adorable in a very primitive way when you get trolled around by me. I can see your tits from here. They're burning, baby!
Javik turned into a pervert...
And who the hell invited you, man who smells like feet...
I don't need an invitation.
Yeah you do, you boring twat. We need interesting people in this troll war. You're downright primitive as a hippie on drugs.
Being me is not about having fun. I have important things to do. A college to defend from the damned High Council.
Ohohohoho! You have a college to defend from some primitives that even my grandma can wrestle down. It's intimidating. Me and Javik are fighting machines that can easily enslave the entire galaxy, but we're still having fun. Your comment is invalid, go burn in a pit full of Arch-Viles.
Gah...
Damn it, where's Dwarfy. Haven't seen him in a while! >.<
Damn it, Maria! Get back to your cage before I horse-**** you with this monkey wrench!
Gosh... can't I get out for 5 minutes... :<
No! The bi-sexual Imps need you to be with them, 24/7. The same goes for you too, cheerleader.
Err...
Looks like we win again.
Xaxaxa.
Xaxaxa.