Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Garrus strikes again!
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More underwear theft. AND THE RANDOM NIGGER!
How many times will Garrus steal Scout's panties?
Endless times.
Well I hope he doesn't steal my panties or else I'll make him meet the noseless zombie. Nah screw that idea it's stupid...
Now he's tempted to steal your panties. And really, he doesn't care about noseless zombies, for he has the Retarded Black Dude to help him.
Wait what, he's tempted to steal them? Ahhh NO! If he tries to steal them I'll throw The Bald Zombie from Afraid of Monsters at him -Points at the Bald Zombie-
Yeah, well Garrus has the Retarded Black Dude. EAT THAT!
Damn it, Turian! Underwear isn't food, you primitive assface...
Yeah but... Javik has a point. Underwear isn't food. So Garrus must eat something that is actually food.
Turian food isn't the same as ours. And since there isn't any of his type of food on Earth, he eats underwear. Guessing that's how Turian food tastes like...
Uhh... Well he better brush his teeth after that...
You're saying it in a way, as if her pants are dirty and smelly.
Well everyone's panties can be but whatever.
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Garrus - he will come for your underwear only, ladies!
And perhaps your bras too!