Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Cheeseburger Guardsmen!
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Coach and the others finally reached the ''Temple of Cheeseburgers''. Coach entered from the front entrance, while Nick and Zoey used the back entrance (which is why they aren't shown on the screen). Coach got attacked by the temple cheeseburger guardsmen, but they're not gotta stop him. Random Imp... :L
Ohohoho! Those are some tasty enemies!
Oh, don't be fooled. They may look tasty, but they aren't. The cheeseburger guardsmen are cursed. If someone eats their cheeseburgers, the person who ate them will get poisoned and then die in 2 minutes.
Oh, well there go Coach's hopes of eating them.
Coach knew they weren't meant to be eaten, he's a ''Cheeseburgeroligist''. And he's searching for the ''Holy Cheeseburger''.
Reminds me of the Cheese Ninjas from KND
Yeah, but these guys are more dangerous, and they're made out of cheeseburgers, while the KND's ninjas are just humans in costumes.
I know that. Their eyes are creepy though..
The legendary cheeseburger guardsmen, aye? I've encountered a few of them 500 years ago.
Yeah, you've encountered many things in your loooooooooong life.
Indeed. Also why is there a random Imp...
Because I made the pose.
That seems pretty legit to me.
That's because we Protheans always agree with each other.
Precisely!
HUZZAH!