Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Desert encounter!
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Continuing Coach's cheeseburger quest, they went through a deserted city and hijacked the only working car. When suddenly they got attacked by the Combine and a random Cacodemon.
Dem Combine on a bike... Also, why the hell is a Cacodemon after them?
Because it was bored.
The Cacodemon just wants to be loved. :'(
But I like him as a Doom enemy, he has a funny-looking face! c:
Best Car Ever!
Did you really expect them to find a better car in a deserted town in the middle of nowhere?
Of course not. I just had to say it.
Well you picked the most random thing to say, considering there's 10,000 more interesting things in the pic than a crap car. :S
Well err.. blame mom because soon I gotta sleep cause of school.
Stay a little longer to chat, otherwise I will send that Cacodemon to meet mom.
Well tell that to her because if I say it she'll say ''No. It's late'' You know mom's answers are always like that
Tell her I asked, with a PRETTY PLEASE! :3
She said I can stay but not for long 23:15 I'll be off :x
Eh, good enough.
She just asked why are you not in bed :x
And I said he is older than me 18 years old Hellooo mom..
Tell her this: ''PEWOIFMFIUOEWFEIWEIUGENIEWNEWGWGNEWGUEWG... MOM, THERE'S A PINKY BEHIND YOU!''
Err.. I probably shouldn't because she already fell asleep :x
Then call GAYPENIS to wake her up with EARRAPE!
Then I'm gonna be deaf. No thanks I prefer to listen. We should call ''Father'' and he'll probably say ''ENOUGH'' Or laugh like an idiot
And then, the Retarded Black Dude will appear and rape Father's nose with his face.
Does Father even have a nose? Oh uh I forgot.
Of course he does! He's not a friggin' NOSELESS ZOMBIE! >8C
We erm.. yeah just.. Blame Mitko because missed the Math Test today. Anyway see ya tomorrow mom's being annoying..
Moddb is annoying me as well
Smell ya later.
Nick is hanging around like a primitive... ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Maybe because he's a primitive.
An excellent point! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
But of course it is!
Also, if that Cacodemon moves a little to it's right, it will get chopped off.
Don't worry, it isn't stupid like the Retarded Black Dude.
Speaking of him, where is he even?
He accidentally took a trip to Slender Forest, because he thought that the ''Temple of Cheeseburgers'' is in there. Slenderman better watch out, there's a new creep in the forest!
What a primitive assface...
Yep, but at least he can kill Reapers.
Yeah, because if he wasn't able to, I was going to toss him out the airlock! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
JOJ.