Captain_Hell_Knight
Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined
If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.
Garrus: "Damn right! According to my calibrations, there's a 30% chance that my staff will cast a destruction spell (fireball, lightning strike or acid bomb), and it will most likely explode in my face... Hmm... There's also a 30% chance that I will conjure a Flame Atronach, which will probably burn my face... Uh... And there's a 30% chance that I will make myself invisible... or make my clothes invisible... Riiiiight... Oh, and a 10% chance that the staff will explode in my hands in a few moments. I'm actually okay with that."
Wrex: "How to magic?"
Javik: *sigh* "Primitives..."
Silly Wrex! :3
Mhmhmhmhmh!
Javik's right. Just use a gun you god damn primitives!
There was a party at Tuchanka last night. Wrex got ****-drunk with ryncol (Krogan alcohol), and Garrus... He's always drunk if you ask me.
I'm guessing he has mastered the "Drunken Brawler" martial arts. Explains why he survives.
I do not know... and I do not care. He's a skilled sharpshooter, and that's enough for me. But he would of been a better shot if he had four eyes.
Perhaps.
Javik's pistol is cute! :>
The Carnifex Hand Cannon will be everything BUT cute, once its .70 caliber bullets pierce your brain.