Tank Lovers Group
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This group is for everyone who like tanks, sci-fi tanks, real tanks, funny tanks, you can put here tank mods, tank maps, simply everything with straps, armor and gun :D
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Found it on Russian internets, decided to translate in English as well.
Oh hell yeah!!
That dog just ain't gonna hunt.
Hitler: MY PANTHER CAN SIT, MY TIGER CAN CRAWL! HEIL HITLER!
HEIL HITLER
(Please don't take this as an offense, is a joke, not represent the real person in life or in historical fact)
Poor Hitler.
Surrounded himself with legions of blue eyed, blond boys in black leather and armies of big jungle cats, all for his fear of jews.
Got mauled by a bear and pecked by an eagle.
Sometimes we call T-34 "Kittens" here.
So we have a kind of joke like "Panthers and Tigers couldn't do anything with Kittens".
"You need armor and weapons? GO **** YOURSELF"
The only ******' reason I don't choose this Sojiet Vehicle. IF you want a REAL flying tank, choose Hind master-race... with a T-90 below it.
Also, my KingTigger can hop!
Ого-го ебаный в рот!
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