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Admiral_Skeybar Author
Admiral_Skeybar Dec 30 2013 says:

Mine are Dr House, Hit-Girl and Vin Diesel. I've got nothing to worry about... Apart from Vin Diesel maybe.

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jfpoliveira12 Dec 30 2013 replied:

Well, Riddick always survives and takes the good people with him in the movies.

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lord_of_pain Dec 30 2013 replied:

you're 8th july? me too!

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Admiral_Skeybar Author
Admiral_Skeybar Dec 30 2013 replied:

Join the club. =)

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MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014 replied:

I'm Sheldon Cooper, Iron Man and Scarlett Johansson.

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Sanguinius Dec 30 2013 replied:

HAHAHA good team but i've got an ultimate zombie killing machine.

River Tam, Elthon John and Batman.

River could easily kill hordes of zombies without breaking the sweat :D

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GooberTrooper Dec 30 2013 says:

Tyrion Lannister, Iron Man, and Doug Stanhope.

I'm pretty sure Iron Man is more than enough.... Considering I'm completely unfamiliar with the other two blokes.

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ComradeWinston Dec 30 2013 replied:

As Iron Man kills all the zombies, Tyrion Lannister can plan to take over what's left of the world, and Doug Stanhope can keep you entertained in the mean time.

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rkraptor70 Dec 30 2013 says:

Ok Born in June so First one is Walter white. (Never seen breaking bad so not really sure if that's a good thing of bad.)

Wearing black and white T-shirt So I got both Captain Jack Sparrow and Batman. (I got only one stripe so that Multi stuff doesn't count!)

Born in 23rd...oh god why? WHYYYYYYY!

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jfpoliveira12 Dec 30 2013 replied:

Zombie Fodder man, think positive, she can still have her uses. Just dont go desperate and try to breed with her (the offspring would make you miss the zombies a lot), let Humanity go with some pride left.

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ElfFriend Dec 30 2013 replied:

I'm sure she would make for a good distraction at least while you escape:)

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YetiChow Jan 3 2014 replied:

I thought the same at first, but as you'll see from my post waaaaay down I figured out the solution.

Also, Dr. White brings the same kind of inventiveness as Batman, just without the money or costume or martial arts or hair.

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nasorog Dec 30 2013 says:

captain jean-luc picard, jason statham and bender (futurama)

jason statham is badass, we have chances while he is in my team

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Arbiter900 Dec 30 2013 says:

dexter, iron man and brad Pitt. I think i'm set

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Garyn Dakari Dec 30 2013 says:

Daryl Dixon, Darth Vader, and Sarah Silverman. No idea who that last one is, but I figure Vader would be hard to infect and a lightsaber would be a good anti-zombie weapon.

Running speed on the other hand...

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jfpoliveira12 Dec 30 2013 says:

Dexter Morgan, Snoop Dog and Darth Vader. Quick, to the Star Destroyer! We got a whole lot more stuff to kill besides Zombies, let the puny survivors handle them.

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AK151 Dec 30 2013 says:

I got House, Jennifer Lawrence, and Captain Jack Sparrow.

Not bad at all, all things considered.

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agostinho Dec 30 2013 says:

Nancy Botwin, Captain Jack Sparrow and Jason Statham ... not bad :P

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CadianConscript Dec 30 2013 says:

River Tam! Darth Vader - LOL! Seth Rogen - no comment.

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Cpt.Dann Dec 30 2013 says:

Dr. Who, Hulk, and Mila Kunis... yes, a mate XD

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French_Fry Dec 30 2013 says:

Dave Grol, Walter White, and Jack Sparrow.

So I've got:

A Musician
A guy with cancer
And a guy with a jar of dirt.

How F***ed am I?

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MattmanDude Dec 30 2013 says:

Dr. Gregory House

Darth Vader

And Seth MacFarlane

Wow... Okay... first order of business is having Vader choke MacFarlane to death, but after that great team!

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ComradeWinston Dec 30 2013 says:

Abby Sciuto can at least attempt to find a cure, Captain Jack Sparrow can just pose as their savior and have them build shrines to him if she can't figure anything out, and if all else fails we can just hide in a bunker and let Miley Cyrus twerk around while smashing zombies into giblets with her sledgehammer and wrecking balls.

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lord_of_pain Dec 30 2013 says:

gregory house - probably could try to find a cure

the incredible hulk - smash

vin diesel - run them over in cars

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Runekn Dec 30 2013 says:

Dr. House, Spock and Obama... I'm so dead

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ComradeWinston Dec 30 2013 replied:

All you have to do is hide in the presidential bunker and watch zombies get blown up by drones for a few years until it's safe to come out.

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Chompster Dec 30 2013 says:

Walter White, Incredible Hulk and George Carlin

this is going to be a loooong Apocalypse...

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KinQQz Dec 30 2013 says:

Dexter Morgan , Bender , Bruce lee ! xD

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KaBewmTheExplosive Dec 30 2013 says:

Dana Scully, Good
Iron Man, Better
Miley Cirus, oh my god we're doomed.

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killer240620 Dec 30 2013 says:

Walter white, Jack Sparrow and Barrack Obama yes I got Meth Rum and the US Military

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erikwijnands Dec 30 2013 says:

Picard, DARTH VADER (**** yeah!) and Morgan Freeman. ...and God said "warp to lightspeed" and lets leave this puny planet, and it was good.

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MrTrigun Dec 30 2013 says:

Sheldon Cooper, Spock...great nerd team, we'll find a cure in no time..or just leave the planet. ^_^ But what would I do with Stephen Colbert...I have no idea. :D

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BioDestroyer Dec 30 2013 says:

Month - May: Sheldon Cooper (Is it a good thing?)

Day - 18: Jon Stewart (Who is he?)

Shirt color - A shade of green: Incredible Hulk (YAYYYY!!!)

You got an army of zombies? I got Hulk!!!

I don't even know how good the others would be, but I got Hulk, so I'm good to go. :D

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Arcones Dec 30 2013 says:

Dana Scully, Snoop Dog (D:) and Darth Vader. I was one day off from getting ScarJo instead of Snoop Dog :(

Regardless, I'd probably survive simply because of Darth Vader.

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RighteousFighter Dec 30 2013 says:

Picard, Hulk and Slash

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WeeGee9000 Dec 30 2013 says:

Dr House, Harry Potter, Dave Grohl :D

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savageguard Dec 30 2013 says:

Daryl Dixon , Iron man , Morgan Freeman XD

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Razzeld Dec 30 2013 says:

Dana Scully, Batman, Morgan Freeman YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

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gr13v0u5 Dec 30 2013 says:

Jackie Chan and Batman I'm okay with, but Nancy Botwin...

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Galacticruler Dec 30 2013 says:

Abby(<3), Batman(bleh.), and Ricky Gervais(??????)
Weirdest team ever.

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IC-OSIK Dec 30 2013 says:

Picard, Iron Man, and Vin Diesel. Not bad, methinks.

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Harrier_Jumpjet Dec 30 2013 says:

Doctor Gregory House, Captain Jack Sparrow and George Carlin

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mechwarrior24 Dec 31 2013 says:

House and Sparrow. I'm fine guys.

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vader501fist Jan 1 2014 says:

George Carlin, Jennifer Lawrence, and Batman... I think i'll be alright

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Nextgenbin Jan 3 2014 says:

i am River Tam,George Carlin,and Wolverine

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YetiChow Jan 3 2014 says:

I got Scully, Gandalf and Miley Cyrus.

Perfect - the badass wingman, the font of wisdom, and the bait.

(it's ok, Gandalf can throw burning pinecones to keep them from eating her... besides, what's the point of having a bait team-member along of she can only do her job once?)

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Sly442 Jan 3 2014 says:

Dr. House, Wolverine, and Morgan Freeman, yup, gonna be totally fine.

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The_Darker_Side Jan 3 2014 says:

Dexter Morgan, Darth Vader, and Barrack Obama... F*ck...

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