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Admiral_Nemo Author
Admiral_Nemo

Mine are Dr House, Hit-Girl and Vin Diesel. I've got nothing to worry about... Apart from Vin Diesel maybe.

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12

Well, Riddick always survives and takes the good people with him in the movies.

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lord_of_pain
lord_of_pain

you're 8th july? me too!

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Admiral_Nemo Author
Admiral_Nemo

Join the club. =)

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal

I'm Sheldon Cooper, Iron Man and Scarlett Johansson.

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius

HAHAHA good team but i've got an ultimate zombie killing machine.

River Tam, Elthon John and Batman.

River could easily kill hordes of zombies without breaking the sweat :D

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

Tyrion Lannister, Iron Man, and Doug Stanhope.

I'm pretty sure Iron Man is more than enough.... Considering I'm completely unfamiliar with the other two blokes.

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ComradeWinston
ComradeWinston

As Iron Man kills all the zombies, Tyrion Lannister can plan to take over what's left of the world, and Doug Stanhope can keep you entertained in the mean time.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70

Ok Born in June so First one is Walter white. (Never seen breaking bad so not really sure if that's a good thing of bad.)

Wearing black and white T-shirt So I got both Captain Jack Sparrow and Batman. (I got only one stripe so that Multi stuff doesn't count!)

Born in 23rd...oh god why? WHYYYYYYY!

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12

Zombie Fodder man, think positive, she can still have her uses. Just dont go desperate and try to breed with her (the offspring would make you miss the zombies a lot), let Humanity go with some pride left.

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend

I'm sure she would make for a good distraction at least while you escape:)

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YetiChow
YetiChow

I thought the same at first, but as you'll see from my post waaaaay down I figured out the solution.

Also, Dr. White brings the same kind of inventiveness as Batman, just without the money or costume or martial arts or hair.

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nasorog
nasorog

captain jean-luc picard, jason statham and bender (futurama)

jason statham is badass, we have chances while he is in my team

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Arbiter900
Arbiter900

dexter, iron man and brad Pitt. I think i'm set

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Garyn Dakari

Daryl Dixon, Darth Vader, and Sarah Silverman. No idea who that last one is, but I figure Vader would be hard to infect and a lightsaber would be a good anti-zombie weapon.

Running speed on the other hand...

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12

Dexter Morgan, Snoop Dog and Darth Vader. Quick, to the Star Destroyer! We got a whole lot more stuff to kill besides Zombies, let the puny survivors handle them.

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AK151
AK151

I got House, Jennifer Lawrence, and Captain Jack Sparrow.

Not bad at all, all things considered.

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agostinho
agostinho

Nancy Botwin, Captain Jack Sparrow and Jason Statham ... not bad :P

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript

River Tam! Darth Vader - LOL! Seth Rogen - no comment.

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann

Dr. Who, Hulk, and Mila Kunis... yes, a mate XD

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French_Fry
French_Fry

Dave Grol, Walter White, and Jack Sparrow.

So I've got:

A Musician
A guy with cancer
And a guy with a jar of dirt.

How F***ed am I?

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude

Dr. Gregory House

Darth Vader

And Seth MacFarlane

Wow... Okay... first order of business is having Vader choke MacFarlane to death, but after that great team!

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ComradeWinston
ComradeWinston

Abby Sciuto can at least attempt to find a cure, Captain Jack Sparrow can just pose as their savior and have them build shrines to him if she can't figure anything out, and if all else fails we can just hide in a bunker and let Miley Cyrus twerk around while smashing zombies into giblets with her sledgehammer and wrecking balls.

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lord_of_pain
lord_of_pain

gregory house - probably could try to find a cure

the incredible hulk - smash

vin diesel - run them over in cars

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Runekn
Runekn

Dr. House, Spock and Obama... I'm so dead

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ComradeWinston
ComradeWinston

All you have to do is hide in the presidential bunker and watch zombies get blown up by drones for a few years until it's safe to come out.

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Chompster
Chompster

Walter White, Incredible Hulk and George Carlin

this is going to be a loooong Apocalypse...

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KinQQz
KinQQz

Dexter Morgan , Bender , Bruce lee ! xD

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive

Dana Scully, Good
Iron Man, Better
Miley Cirus, oh my god we're doomed.

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killer240620
killer240620

Walter white, Jack Sparrow and Barrack Obama yes I got Meth Rum and the US Military

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erikwijnands
erikwijnands

Picard, DARTH VADER (**** yeah!) and Morgan Freeman. ...and God said "warp to lightspeed" and lets leave this puny planet, and it was good.

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MrTrigun
MrTrigun

Sheldon Cooper, Spock...great nerd team, we'll find a cure in no time..or just leave the planet. ^_^ But what would I do with Stephen Colbert...I have no idea. :D

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer

Month - May: Sheldon Cooper (Is it a good thing?)

Day - 18: Jon Stewart (Who is he?)

Shirt color - A shade of green: Incredible Hulk (YAYYYY!!!)

You got an army of zombies? I got Hulk!!!

I don't even know how good the others would be, but I got Hulk, so I'm good to go. :D

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Arcones
Arcones

Dana Scully, Snoop Dog (D:) and Darth Vader. I was one day off from getting ScarJo instead of Snoop Dog :(

Regardless, I'd probably survive simply because of Darth Vader.

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter

Picard, Hulk and Slash

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000

Dr House, Harry Potter, Dave Grohl :D

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savageguard
savageguard

Daryl Dixon , Iron man , Morgan Freeman XD

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Razzeld
Razzeld

Dana Scully, Batman, Morgan Freeman YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

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gr13v0u5
gr13v0u5

Jackie Chan and Batman I'm okay with, but Nancy Botwin...

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler

Abby(<3), Batman(bleh.), and Ricky Gervais(??????)
Weirdest team ever.

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IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK

Picard, Iron Man, and Vin Diesel. Not bad, methinks.

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Harrier_Jumpjet
Harrier_Jumpjet

Doctor Gregory House, Captain Jack Sparrow and George Carlin

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mechwarrior24
mechwarrior24

House and Sparrow. I'm fine guys.

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vader501fist
vader501fist

George Carlin, Jennifer Lawrence, and Batman... I think i'll be alright

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Nextgenbin
Nextgenbin

i am River Tam,George Carlin,and Wolverine

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YetiChow
YetiChow

I got Scully, Gandalf and Miley Cyrus.

Perfect - the badass wingman, the font of wisdom, and the bait.

(it's ok, Gandalf can throw burning pinecones to keep them from eating her... besides, what's the point of having a bait team-member along of she can only do her job once?)

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Sly442
Sly442

Dr. House, Wolverine, and Morgan Freeman, yup, gonna be totally fine.

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The_Darker_Side
The_Darker_Side

Dexter Morgan, Darth Vader, and Barrack Obama... F*ck...

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