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The mantis shrimp
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...Wow.
*Looks up and begins reading about Mantis Shrimp*
Side note, but anyone else see the red/pink hair and mustache just under the last aquarium picture?
Faster than a speeding bullet, tougher than titanium, more colorful than the rainbow, more dangerous than a Tasmanian Devil, weighing in at only 3 ounces, ladies, gentlemen and others, put your hands together FOR THE MANTIS SHRIIIMP!!!
"Nature doesn't just adapt. Nature cheats, changes the rules, and slips out the back door with your wallet while you're still trying to figure out what the hell happened."
****.....imagine if these things were dog or bear sized
goodbye human supremacy
I recommend beginning nuclear testing right away, what could possibly go wrong ... right?
Apart from creating a real world counterpart of Fallout`s Deathclaw-Mirelurk crossbreed? Nothing really... :D
Oh damn, Trigun. What if there's a mutant Mantis Shrimp in Fallout 4 that's seven feet tall?
Say goodbye to Deathclaws and Cazadores being the most annoying enemies.
:/ thing is bugs that breathe through vents in their shells cant get very large, there isnt enough oxygen in the environment to support that. Furthermore the bigger you are, the more mass you have to move, the more energy you need, the slower you move, so it would lose its gunarm abilities. YES I AM FUN AT PARTIES.
i can tell
This creature shall be my new pet, and we shall rule this planet together!
That's really interesting.
Perhaps we can genetically engineer humans sized manits shrimp eyes so humans could also see in 16 colours.
Dude we'd totally flip out
Sensory overload, though perhaps after a month or so our brain will start to adjust to the new input.