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2: My underground racoon lair
3: One-Winged angel heavy metal version, from final fantasy VII, advent children.
I have over ten billion hit points, and the ability to spam you with random, incoherent pictures, about thirty at one time. XD
I just hope you're wearing the top hat when we get to fight you. Else I will be sorely disappointed.
1: Come at me bro!
2: Middle of the Street
3: Disturbed - Indestructible
1: This is the last time You and I shall meet
2: Inside another realm from a portal
3: Love The Way You Lie: Instrumental
1: Good (Time of Day) Can I help you? Oh I think you have the wrong office.
2: A day care center filled with tons of little kid's I've bribed with candy to love me like a father.
3: Calm happy music.
The Hero will be so surprised by the lack of evilness that I'm radiating that he will think he got the wrong person and hopefully leave, that or be so disorientated that he won't notice the Laser cannon above the door....
1:You will get no sympathy from me (sounds exactly like Ike)
2:At the end of a dmv line Thats 5 minutes from closing.
3:Kamen rider OOO reverse rebirth
I have half of romnus health but I spam heal A LOT.
1) You intrrupt my snack time for this?
2) Some large *** concrete platform at ground level
3) Shanghai Alice of Meiji 17
No place to fall, no place to bury, no place to hide, prefect place for my BBTs (big, beautiful, tank)
1) Why did you wake me up from my sleep?! DX
2) Random bedroom
3) UN Owen was her
I get +2000 attack due to waking up rage and -50% reaction time due to juts waking up.
1) Carpe diem lady's and gentlemen.
2) Middle of New York City
3) Dragon Rider(By:Two steps From Hell)
1. Cherish your last thoughts...
2. An orbital Space Station
3. Conviction (Groove Addicts)
1: Its about time you saw my true self
2: Torture Facility in Hell
3: E1M1 soundtrack from Doom
Hot damn my reflection if your armor look sexy.
Grass clearing with burning **** everywhere
Noisia machine gun 32bit remix
1: Mortal fool! No one has defeated Beezleboss!
3: Devils Never Cry (Devil May Cry 3 ST)
1. I am impressed you have made it this far. But now it must end.
2. A dark cave with loads of high tech equipment and random computer monitors.
3. Juno Reactor - Samurai (or possibly Navras).
I will be wearing a black suit with a red collar. Matrix style shades as well.
2) Across the entire earth (I might be slightly larger than normal, nor humanoid in appearence)
3) Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - OST - Disc2 - 09 - Mawatte Mawatte Mawatte Mawattetetete...
Final boss guys, may as well pose as a direct threat to all of humanity
1. Bout' god damn time there's a challange.
2. Heavy Metal themed city
3. Testament - For the Glory of -> More Than meets the Eye
1. I'll rip your corpse apart you weakling.
3. Amon Amarth -Destroyer of The Universe
1. Poor fool...
2. My Planet
3. Track 14 or 17 from Half-life's OST
1. Just get on with it, I'm gonna lose anyway
2. Somewhere specific that has certain advantages that let the main character defeats me
3. Some silly country music ( Or what it is called, that one with with a fast banjo music ) :D
Good evening and welcome to the show
Something wicked by Vernian Process
1.- I didnt do it!!! ( touched some smoking hot girl arse )
2.- In overcrowded Bus
3.- !!!!!!!!!! Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1: It's time to put you to rest
2: Dark burned up forest
3: kamikaze, by Owl City
1. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
2. The Mojave desert.
3. Big Iron.
The most difficult boss fight you'll have encounter, I promise you that.
"Whenever I see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers ... I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it!"
1. Dopefish lives.
2. Bikini Bottom.
3. Under The Sea.
Boss like no other!
1. And thus stands before me the harvest that is the bane of my existence, soon to be purged from the never ending cascade of reality. Behold, the end of time.
2. The shielded core of a Dyson Sphere,containing a weapon of unspeakable power 900 million km in diameter, whilst a massive space battle emerges in the background. As the rest of the universe scrambles to prevent its undoubtedly dire fate.
3. Time - Hans Zimmer
1. Your arrival here was foretold. So is your death at my hands. Make peace with your gods.
2. Alternate plane of existence
3. Otherworld (FFX)
1. You shall perish.
2. Hell's Maw.
3. Through The Fire And Flames by Dragonforce.
1. I will turn you into Rainbows!
2. The Rainbow Factory
3.I Burn (Rooster Teeth's Rwby Yellow Trailer)
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