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When I saw the thumbnail before I clicked I actually expected the caption to be more along the lines of "Oh ****, that kid is going to eat me."
See here, this abbreviation suggests that I perform sexual intercourse with the spider before I run, wouldn't it be better to just run?
Better yet, wouldn't it die upon *******? There would be no need to run. FEAR would become just FE
Only if you're a lady spider
Oh sure getting effed by a male of another species isn't bad . I mean imagine you getting raped by a male Grizzly bear
NOT! ONE! STEP! BACK! MAN THE FLAMETHROWERS!
Kill it with FIRE!!
Heh. To me, F.E.A.R. is First Encounter Assault Recon, the "scary videogame" saga that retains the scary factor BUT doesn't put the player in a ridiculously powerless position. Gotta love being able to shoot 'em buggers down instead of just let 'em raep ya.
On another related fact, I recently had this weird dream with SPIDERS. They just kept coming up from freekin' everywhere on a constant basis. My reaction? "Ugh, another one. *stomp*". Yeah, one upside of my convoluted mental structure is I'm nearly immune to irrational fear.