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MedicOnDuty
MedicOnDuty

How they teach grammar in boot camp.

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Chompster
Chompster

TL;DR

this is the internet, get used to it.

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mechwarrior24
mechwarrior24

... the instigator! Quick! Burn him!

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elMengu
elMengu

Yeah, get your goddamn orthography right!

It amuses me how many non-native speakers excuse themselves for "having a bad English" when they write and speak it better than most native speakers. Then get bashed by someone in a grammar-lacking-and-orthography-terrorist comment just because the poor foreigner made a misspelling.

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murauder
murauder

Brutal honesty. It gets the point across a helluva lot faster.

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

y u haff 2 b mad?

On a more serious note, I don't really care if people take shortcuts with typing. There are plenty of other things in the world that deserve out attention and anger than how someone types.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

Too many words! It brings back bad memories of high school english class!

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000

Grammar nazis are more than necessary in schools today

you ******* ****

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive

We need you grammar nazis in my school. that way my teacher can FINALLY ******* SHUT UP ABOUT THIS ****! Pre-AP English II to be specific. Yeah...

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BreadIsDelicious Online
BreadIsDelicious

English is my second language and I'm often shocked by how lazy people can be to learn and use it. To make things worse, they show little to no interest on improving their capabilities on the ONE language they are able to (barely) use. Therefore, I endorse this picture.

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IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK

Whoever wrote this, I will f***ing WORSHIP you!

P.S. Holy ****, I'm using commas and apostrophes correctly!

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

On a more serious note the current trend towards cutting coners/misuse of words & letters in texting and other online writing/blogging/whatever can be seen as simply another development in the evolution of the English language. Hundreds of years from now our standard English might be seen as complicated/foreign as Latin is to today's Romance (French, Spanish, Itatian, etc.) language speakers...

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elMengu
elMengu

Well, about Spanish, it's far more complex than Latin. I'm a Spanish native speaker and I studied Latin for a couple of years. I tell you, Latin is simpler in all aspects.

No idea about other romance languages though.

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer

And Portuguese is even more complicated.

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elMengu
elMengu

I know some Portuguese people who speak Spanish and French, they say Portuguese is simpler than French and French simpler than Spanish. Apparently Sp. is the most complex of all Romance languages. However no idea where Valencian, Italian and Romanian fall into that scale.

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius

Good job sir. I hope ********* will learn some proper English now...

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter

IMO, using this much offenses, insults and foul language is worse than grammar shortcuts.

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DoctorSpanky
DoctorSpanky

Good read was good, a bit on the short side though.

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YetiChow
YetiChow

Just to ruin this awesome picture...

There's a case of lower-case "i's" instead of "I", in the line "i [sic] can't believe i [sic] have to actually explain this **** to you"

I'm sorry, but we're going to have to take grammar school drill sargeant and court-martial him for that one.

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gr13v0u5
gr13v0u5

That, and: "...when you use him a sentence". There's an "in" missing in there.

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hellodean
hellodean

i noticed that as well.
tisk tisk

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Dejected-Angel
Dejected-Angel

I can imagine Sergeant Hartman yelling this at my face.

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gr13v0u5
gr13v0u5

Grammar Nazi: level 9000.

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ghostings
ghostings

:/ Except my phone will split the message into 2 messages every time I go over 160 characters, and my friends complain about it. Not every situation is cut and dry.

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