Missing!
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Tensions have increased between Canada and the Walrinian Domain of the North since a high ranking general was kidnapped. War could break out at any minute.
The ransom sits at 8.99 CAN, can anyone save him?
$8.99? BALDERDASH! Your manipulation of the dollar in the evil nation of Natas, Canada, shall not fool us!
My generals are preparing for a joint invasion of the Dominion of Canada. Someone must pay the ransom now, or else all enemies of the Walrus shall perish with our holy glory. Fear the Walrus Crusade.